Posts by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #159875 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-09-23T23:30:38Z
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@cjwyoming @realtoddhoward @Ashen nobody ever asks “how’s Boston” or “The How”
(DIR) Post #159930 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-09-23T23:34:24Z
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had to clean her ears tonight and now every time I look at her she very pointedly looks the other way
(DIR) Post #160058 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-09-23T23:41:30Z
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17) punish a gamer girl
(DIR) Post #160104 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-09-23T23:44:54Z
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@realtoddhoward @Pepsi going down to the local steel foundry for a piss
(DIR) Post #161304 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T01:15:33Z
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@muppetbutler sending my kids to a fat butt disease party so they can catch it from their friends
(DIR) Post #168727 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T15:20:09Z
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build-a-burp
(DIR) Post #170352 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T17:43:42Z
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you: I'm the (something that rhymes with hell) dudeme: I'm jimpjorps :)
(DIR) Post #171511 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T19:18:36Z
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I will never respect the entryists who are only now finding bowser sexy enough to jerk off to, it is a disrespect to the proud community of existing bowser fans who have been jerking off to him for decades
(DIR) Post #178140 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-09-25T03:32:07Z
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@diss what kind of questions
(DIR) Post #182840 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-09-25T12:19:37Z
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dipping a shih tzu in 100% pure creamery butter to give it the lustrous dairy glow all the ladies at the dog park go wild for
(DIR) Post #182903 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-09-25T12:22:57Z
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@purgatos that’s numberwang
(DIR) Post #184036 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-09-25T14:11:51Z
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@cjwyoming very carefully
(DIR) Post #184438 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-09-25T14:54:21Z
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(DIR) Post #188074 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-09-25T18:33:01Z
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it's my bar mitzvah today, the more boosts I get the more of a man I become
(DIR) Post #188129 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-09-25T18:33:40Z
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@realtoddhoward the mastodon universe is staunchly pro-circ
(DIR) Post #188138 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-09-25T18:36:54Z
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@nuttgodd we will defeat them in combat
(DIR) Post #206286 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-09-26T13:32:49Z
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@jk alan doesn't know the difference between five and thirteen
(DIR) Post #279338 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-09-29T00:18:20Z
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mastodon is canceled. bofa is canceled. cum is canceled. none of these things must be allowed to exist any longer
(DIR) Post #1964944 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-12-13T20:09:42Z
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toots for sale, $1/toot
(DIR) Post #1998672 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
2018-12-15T03:03:12Z
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finally, playing video games is praxis #SmashBros #NintendoSwitch