Posts by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
 (DIR) Post #159875 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-09-23T23:30:38Z
       
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       @cjwyoming @realtoddhoward @Ashen nobody ever asks “how’s Boston” or “The How”
       
 (DIR) Post #159930 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-09-23T23:34:24Z
       
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       had to clean her ears tonight and now every time I look at her she very pointedly looks the other way
       
 (DIR) Post #160058 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-09-23T23:41:30Z
       
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       17) punish a gamer girl
       
 (DIR) Post #160104 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-09-23T23:44:54Z
       
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       @realtoddhoward @Pepsi going down to the local steel foundry for a piss
       
 (DIR) Post #161304 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-09-24T01:15:33Z
       
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       @muppetbutler sending my kids to a fat butt disease party so they can catch it from their friends
       
 (DIR) Post #168727 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-09-24T15:20:09Z
       
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       build-a-burp
       
 (DIR) Post #170352 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-09-24T17:43:42Z
       
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       you: I'm the (something that rhymes with hell) dudeme: I'm jimpjorps :)
       
 (DIR) Post #171511 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-09-24T19:18:36Z
       
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       I will never respect the entryists who are only now finding bowser sexy enough to jerk off to, it is a disrespect to the proud community of existing bowser fans who have been jerking off to him for decades
       
 (DIR) Post #178140 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-09-25T03:32:07Z
       
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       @diss what kind of questions
       
 (DIR) Post #182840 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-09-25T12:19:37Z
       
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       dipping a shih tzu in 100% pure creamery butter to give it the lustrous dairy glow all the ladies at the dog park go wild for
       
 (DIR) Post #182903 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-09-25T12:22:57Z
       
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       @purgatos that’s numberwang
       
 (DIR) Post #184036 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-09-25T14:11:51Z
       
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       @cjwyoming very carefully
       
 (DIR) Post #184438 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-09-25T14:54:21Z
       
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 (DIR) Post #188074 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-09-25T18:33:01Z
       
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       it's my bar mitzvah today, the more boosts I get the more of a man I become
       
 (DIR) Post #188129 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-09-25T18:33:40Z
       
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       @realtoddhoward the mastodon universe is staunchly pro-circ
       
 (DIR) Post #188138 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-09-25T18:36:54Z
       
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       @nuttgodd we will defeat them in combat
       
 (DIR) Post #206286 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-09-26T13:32:49Z
       
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       @jk alan doesn't know the difference between five and thirteen
       
 (DIR) Post #279338 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-09-29T00:18:20Z
       
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       mastodon is canceled. bofa is canceled. cum is canceled. none of these things must be allowed to exist any longer
       
 (DIR) Post #1964944 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-12-13T20:09:42Z
       
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       toots for sale, $1/toot
       
 (DIR) Post #1998672 by jimpjorps@mastodon.social
       2018-12-15T03:03:12Z
       
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       finally, playing video games is praxis #SmashBros #NintendoSwitch