Posts by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
(DIR) Post #B1lh3s858tOuxtLYP2 by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2025-12-30T08:19:05.025396Z
3 likes, 1 repeats
@Goalkeeper @Grumbleshroom @GoonPatrol I don't have the heart for that shit. Fishes are good dumb little guys, and I try to honor them by never having them cooked by chinamen.
(DIR) Post #B1lhNeHMLbI1nh7H4i by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2025-12-30T08:22:39.923609Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@Goalkeeper @Grumbleshroom @GoonPatrol Hahahahaha.Saw some fuckin video of two old chinese ladies working as gardeners, and one of them found a nest full of baby birds in a bush, and she just started popping the baby birds into her mouth one after another. And you could tell the old lady standing behind her was soooo jealous that she didn't get to eat live baby birds too.
(DIR) Post #B1lhxIKdQL3M9pe60O by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2025-12-30T08:29:06.103878Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@snappler @Grumbleshroom @Goalkeeper @GoonPatrol The happiest day of my life was when I was able to see reverse-ethnocentric glee on those people's faces. The world made so much more sense, and I stopped being a sucker overnight.
(DIR) Post #B1svaG2oWN7VrqwH2m by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2026-01-02T20:04:47.292560Z
18 likes, 8 repeats
Here's the last of my holiday commissions for my bros and their various OC harems.I always wondered if I was going to run out of jokes to fortify these, since my drawings are still second-rate.But it only ever seems to get easier to fuck around on someone else's dime. Once someone else's money enters my bloodstream, God beams silly goofs directly into my head.
(DIR) Post #B2KdE9xemI1Ivz29oW by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2026-01-16T04:51:00.935092Z
9 likes, 3 repeats
I don't do a lot of "redraws" of old pictures, cuz it's guaranteed I'd change so much shit the results wouldn't be comparable.But these Solar Wars fan characters came out good I guess.
(DIR) Post #B2KenTZVxS0PqS94ue by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2026-01-16T05:08:36.891374Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@snappler Now I actually wanna do that. Not only will I guarantee to produce solid waifus who aren't just tailheads, but I'll write stories that aren't retarded. Or more likely that are totally retarded, but not in the retarded way.
(DIR) Post #B2L3Py3JTgSiHbyExk by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2026-01-16T09:44:29.346441Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
@raccoon now that I can draw cleaner, I have to shove more fun and life into things.
(DIR) Post #B2P1YSY0Yimvu15aLo by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2026-01-18T07:42:27.768983Z
7 likes, 4 repeats
Got twelve hours of sleep, had some rude dream about getting my car mangled, and Alec Baldwin was somehow my insurance provider.... But he wouldn't pay out!!!Gave me some fuckery actor speech, called me a "vile endangerer".pic is from from a biiiiiiiiig comic I'm working on.
(DIR) Post #B2Pg7nqzKcKGHgNIrQ by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2026-01-18T15:17:02.936041Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@sun http://pandorango.com/ is my webcomic with the little redhead girl... I'm having it update all the old stock once every two days, which will finish around the end of March....Just in case anyone is wondering why they've seen comics I posted here which aren't on the official site yet. SPW easily claims the right to see everything ahead of time.
(DIR) Post #B2PhP4ODCkiMRjiDse by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2026-01-18T15:31:21.686899Z
6 likes, 2 repeats
@Heil_Honkler @Kang_Kong3 @catmanmancat reminds me I had this one sketched out, but it's a little more... on-the-nose than I permit myself to post, normally. Fuck it though it belongs here.
(DIR) Post #B2PhjJslJRqoHueqEi by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2026-01-18T15:35:02.121624Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@catmanmancat Wife banter: "I always loved your... ugh... strong nose."
(DIR) Post #B2RykCe7Vlj9PMHoFU by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2026-01-19T17:55:05.184012Z
3 likes, 3 repeats
Everyone's always afraid of the first jumping spider they see.
(DIR) Post #B2TuOs3qq7i5z0oXtQ by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2026-01-20T16:15:50.776964Z
7 likes, 5 repeats
Sexey robot girl who belongs to a bro.
(DIR) Post #B2U0hEOZ8kgWBkdpGC by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2026-01-20T17:26:23.904227Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@thatbrickster the character's designer made clankers of us all.
(DIR) Post #B2a7l2PZVDwQo7dLg8 by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2026-01-23T16:13:44.190155Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@SarahGation My Crown Victoria basically is right next to my neighbor's fancy mustang in the adjacent driveway, and yet nobody has ever once stopped to admire the Mustang.
(DIR) Post #B2aWf2DPog7VJeBL6m by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2026-01-23T20:52:49.598602Z
5 likes, 4 repeats
Had another wild dream, where i lived next to Roseanne (the TV show Roseanne) and she came running out of the open garage of her house, "Help! Dan's gonna kill me!"And then Dan (John Goodman) came out of the garage, but he was a centaur, and he was fucking gigantic, and he ran out and grabbed Roseanne by the hair and dragged her screaming back into the garage.
(DIR) Post #B2aXIIPzVaQ4rUmkdM by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2026-01-23T20:59:55.491744Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
@Dowito Funny you should ask.I just started taking some Lion's Mane supplement earlier this week. And I absolutely guarantee it's because of the Lion's Mane because I'm not on anything else.First couple of days it gave me fantastic, mind-flattening supersleep... but I'm worried about side-effects, so I'm trying to take days off in between dosages.But every night so far has had at least had marginally interesting dreams. Kinda kickass, though I've heard serious horror stories so weigh your options carefully.
(DIR) Post #B2cYO1VlljfUQyhdY0 by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2026-01-24T20:21:33.158664Z
3 likes, 3 repeats
Comm job for a bro, redneck princess has tires in her yard. Cities do not fuck around about this shit, by the way.
(DIR) Post #B2gyKKr10F0q1Wvaoy by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2026-01-26T23:31:04.871768Z
2 likes, 2 repeats
Check out my new totally metal client, this is gonna be fuckin' great!
(DIR) Post #B2liacRojO11kKgTyK by jerkdouglas@shitposter.world
2026-01-29T06:28:18.687665Z
4 likes, 3 repeats
So Bruce Springsteen released a new track "Streets of Minneapolis" And of course it's predictable, dull protest wankery by a washed up bum who lost the edge he never really had, but it for some reason wasn't a remix of the more popular "Streets of Philadelphia" song he did for that gay AIDS movie.So I made an edit of the catchier song based on what I expected to hear.