Posts by jeffron@ohai.social
 (DIR) Post #AciS5u7K5WGF3mIMWO by jeffron@ohai.social
       2023-12-12T00:04:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts farmers actively working with physicists to shrink blueberries for use in supercolliders in order to produce blueberry black holes
       
 (DIR) Post #ApQ4nyJJXcFFOpIQVs by jeffron@ohai.social
       2024-12-25T22:46:45Z
       
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       she’s happy with the same thing every year (bag) #catsofmastodon
       
 (DIR) Post #AsFA7c3wQE1Ejtuyvo by jeffron@ohai.social
       2025-03-20T10:50:13Z
       
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       @futurebird LesTeque, très chic
       
 (DIR) Post #AspfSjTXXD5zVLBt1E by jeffron@ohai.social
       2025-04-07T01:27:01Z
       
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       @CoachJZ some poor AI crunching algorithms hallucinates every Sunday during #Monsterdon
       
 (DIR) Post #AuwIkVNtWbgBGL628e by jeffron@ohai.social
       2025-06-09T02:02:14Z
       
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       @culturednyc  The Draculstein Test: no two characters shall talk to each other about anything #Monsterdon
       
 (DIR) Post #AvPEOQyNsNocnRwj4K by jeffron@ohai.social
       2025-06-23T01:01:31Z
       
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       @ricci totally ripped this off from Spaceballs #Monsterdon
       
 (DIR) Post #AwlgHhnGeJg40Y3ybI by jeffron@ohai.social
       2025-08-02T18:49:45Z
       
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       @futurebird serve me a convincing advertisement to buy sandals
       
 (DIR) Post #AxNUMjHGkBRacBCcDo by jeffron@ohai.social
       2025-08-21T00:35:15Z
       
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       @futurebird Putin told Trump to do this so Maduro would have an excuse to call up militias and solidify his position within Venezuela.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxRHGIaGYVNhJhWzxo by jeffron@ohai.social
       2025-08-22T20:27:15Z
       
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       great job there by the DOJ nobody’s more trustworthy than an incarcerated sex trafficker
       
 (DIR) Post #AzxA9wRQcpeMf4noXY by jeffron@ohai.social
       2025-11-06T01:22:38Z
       
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       @futurebird each cat being a sovereign state they don’t pay taxes, they collect them with their murder paws
       
 (DIR) Post #B1IzuxWhhdzUAsjZqa by jeffron@ohai.social
       2025-12-16T12:03:35Z
       
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       @futurebird This is a misunderstanding of liberal arts. Knowing how to translate ancient Greek or the origins of hyperbolic geometry can make you a better computer programmer. Or plumber. Or knitter. But knowing how to knit, or plumb, or program, won’t necessarily make you better at those other skills. Or more importantly, happier doing them