Posts by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
(DIR) Post #9yl8pmYNcUxqqtqMaW by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2020-09-02T20:25:40Z
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@HarneyBA This is the real Jason Scheirer, random computer programmer from California. Jason Schreier (note the transposed letters) is the journalist. That dude has resulted in me getting so many dumb people complaining about video games to me over the years.
(DIR) Post #9z1RjijUxmPP6EYKBs by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2020-09-10T17:14:16Z
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Thank you, 1.25 liter bottle, for telling me how much more liters 1.25 is over 1.0. I had forgotten elementary school fractions.
(DIR) Post #9z8FA9R6MgMM9LwLFg by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2020-08-27T18:35:08Z
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@starwall Bowser has legitimate grievances, the Koopa race is treated so badly in the Mushroomreich
(DIR) Post #9zYoND0OmOIKgQJltg by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2020-09-26T19:26:44Z
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@skelly ive always found virtualization way weirder and scarier then emulation: “I’m gonna let you run this native instruction set on the CPU and effectively make you a peer to the operating system, but I’m gonna have magical ways to mostly safeguard around you doing anything too malicious”
(DIR) Post #A06FoWSHR2hqdMITTM by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2020-10-12T22:46:53Z
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Not familiar with that bible verse
(DIR) Post #A0Jvr4w3kSJyRYZCVc by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2020-10-19T02:13:47Z
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@breakfastgolem @heartles I federate with everyone because I’m too lazy and offline to know who is bad
(DIR) Post #A1nMLmKmR7Ic8TRlFg by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2020-12-02T15:20:15Z
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The second the vaccine is available I’m gonna take it like 80 times to own the anti-vaxxers. They’re gonna look so stupid when I’m eating at a restaurant without a mask. They’re gonna look so stupid when I’m riding a bus. Kissing strangers on the mouth. Touching every piece of produce in the grocery store. Jacking off next to the convenience store dumpster. Committing identity fraud. Practicing medicine without a license. Look at all I can do without adverse effects, you superstitious fools!
(DIR) Post #A2F3IYRcLsSLvFACKu by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2020-12-15T23:46:29Z
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Stop eating what you're eating and throw it out the window right now! It'll be fun!:sponsored: Sponsored by raccoons
(DIR) Post #A2XSibsuzk369UEScC by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2020-12-24T20:58:29Z
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Just a normal Christmas Eve here
(DIR) Post #A3djICGDgolN1BlMsy by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2021-01-26T17:51:50Z
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@djsundog Forth instilled in me a permanent brain damage in that I then expected a REPL in every language I used after
(DIR) Post #A3djID6KZ4Rlco8z6u by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2021-01-26T18:49:02Z
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@crc @djsundog I would like to learn more quite frankly. Are you just intimately familiar with Forth? Do you instead write tests? I’m in no way a Forth long-timer, just enthusiast, so I’d like to hear what your workflow is like.
(DIR) Post #A4KyID5bEo3SHPUKVk by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2021-02-16T16:34:02Z
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After Ratatouille was released in theaters, it became law in 38 states that all traps must have tiny propane grills and spice racks placed next to them so as to distract/spare any rats with any cooking aptitude. It’s referred to as “Remy’s Law” in most places and was the direct outcome of an organized, nationwide letter writing campaign.
(DIR) Post #A5TmROykmKx8Ectk3c by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2021-03-20T01:50:05Z
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I did t know there was a mastodon aisle at CVS
(DIR) Post #A5TmRQ1yrp81UvPpj6 by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2021-03-22T20:33:21Z
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I need to buy all the jeggings to make prototype jean jegging jorts (jean jean jegging jorts [jean jean jean jegging jean shorts (jean jean jean jean legging jean jean short jeans)])
(DIR) Post #A6mqEvau846RFAaaP2 by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2021-04-30T23:06:15Z
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Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to lower your voice. This is a Euro-style bistro/bakery lounge experience. Save it for the Tex-mex fusion fast casual place you clearly frequent.
(DIR) Post #AN5pUi53tiV6d0CMSW by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2022-08-31T16:48:07Z
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35 years ago I was new to New York City: young, poor, hungry, ready to make my mark.My first night there I was sleeping in my car on Brother Island when I heard a knock on my window.In the pouring rain, a man handed me a sandwich in silence, tipped his hat, and walked away. It was the best and only meal I had eaten in weeks.That man? Mikhail Gorbachev.I'll never forget his kindness.
(DIR) Post #APUpuyPj3HG9uopt5c by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2022-11-11T13:44:02Z
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Just a periodic reminder that I am Jason Scheirer. The journalist is Jason Schreier. Transposed letters.About 10 years back the office manager (at Kotaku I think?) accidentally added me to her Google chat contacts instead of him. She’d message me asking what I (he) wanted to order for lunch thinking she was contacting her coworker. I don’t know if he appreciated the choices I made for him or not.Anyhoo: don’t be afraid. I’m not a popular journalist following you. I am but a mere shitposter.
(DIR) Post #AQJwfEJ0lvzaEZvAB6 by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2022-12-06T04:50:28Z
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Friend count on Facebook dropping precipitously low because I comment “I could take that baby in a fight” on every picture of a baby
(DIR) Post #AQO1Q8cWu6wif3Vsw4 by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2022-12-07T21:53:19Z
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Finally, the document that will give legitimacy to the Fediverse
(DIR) Post #ASPZiTxfVXhnbqq0si by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
2023-02-06T18:49:21Z
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@MagicLike @warling @calculsoberic @puniko I did the "or as I have taken to calling it, Fediverse+Mastodon" trope this morning on birdsite to entice users to switch