Posts by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #9nCn7lM9PCdzg8oSfo by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2018-08-19T00:17:40Z
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folks, i have the Guinness World Record Book people on the phone!apparently, if we all make it for ONE more day without turning into a circular firing squad, descending into madness, and eating each other, this will officially set the world record for the most peaceful group of non-bickering leftists in all of recorded history!
(DIR) Post #9nRTxZRIKzn5osemNE by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2019-09-30T05:09:10Z
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"for what reason is your demeanor so humorless??" ~ The Jokesterhaha. ah, we kid. anyway i am just gonna keep this on my face for the next few days until the BIG PREMIER! π€‘ π½οΈ
(DIR) Post #9nV8zXNsGuaD3GSYYy by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2019-10-02T02:42:13Z
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@TommyWiseau Tommy. you take that wig right back to the Spirit Halloween store and demand a refund.don't take no for an answer!
(DIR) Post #9nYreVY3vUC3yEUnjc by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2018-10-28T02:24:39Z
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nothing but love for my alma mater!! π€ π we got any other alumni out there in Masto??π€ πgooooo fightin' π β's! CW mental health humour, so to speak.
(DIR) Post #9nYtSvPu7d7UdKHhhI by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2019-10-03T22:04:34Z
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me: all books are terrible.also me: well, there is one.,,
(DIR) Post #9nnSnEs7DFrhhOObFg by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2019-10-10T18:52:09Z
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@yo looking back, this is terrible and i should probably just report to the closest jail voluntarily.
(DIR) Post #9no3LQBGcRp21hzJ4K by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2019-07-31T22:41:50Z
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hey everybody. hope you're having a great day! i'm just taking a moment to upload this photo from rehearsal with my Christian LARP synthwave band polycule study group.
(DIR) Post #9no4gtF5ramGCAZw0G by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2019-10-11T05:40:57Z
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@jojo π
(DIR) Post #9nxpUegNjY03Zgd44m by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2019-10-15T22:50:03Z
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@LuigiEsq @garfiald @wilw truly he was the pandora's box of all strife and malice.
(DIR) Post #9okGjj90FV3Zt3g2Vs by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2019-11-08T07:39:46Z
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@clarjon1 they seem bad. and then once you compare them to something like calzones they're totally blown the fuck out.
(DIR) Post #9pvlNVesqSSg1C3wCe by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2019-12-13T18:38:21Z
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ladies and gentlemen...
(DIR) Post #9qlWc3CC3QNZo4bAa8 by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2020-01-07T17:58:25Z
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@djsumdog i'd make a joke about uninvited coming, but i don't wanna burden you with the extra step of having to ask somebody who's had actually sex in their life to explain it to you.
(DIR) Post #9wusnCCHSOk83v8xo8 by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2020-07-09T17:30:46Z
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everybody talkin' about "feet meta."but nobody talkin' about "meat feta."with good reason, i might add.
(DIR) Post #A0jhU4RxjkcWs1BVVA by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2019-10-02T00:48:51Z
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π π π π π π HALLOWEEN TRADITION every year i like to gather up the family and so we can all watch my favorite vintage horror movie. yeah, the special effects are a little cheesy my modern standards-- but the suspense & dread in these older movies just can't be matched by anything today!! i get scared EVERY TIME!π₯ β οΈ π₯ β οΈ π₯ β οΈ
(DIR) Post #AAdJQ9rPFOrcDRyIy0 by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2021-08-23T23:39:17Z
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as the admin of Mastodon dot Social, i'm sorry. please understand I can't do anything about Eugen, he is my sister's kid and we have to keep him on the payroll.
(DIR) Post #AIokh22w4aSjoJZFi4 by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2022-04-25T19:11:51Z
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ever since the news of Elon Musk purchasing Twitter broke, the number of OSHA violations at Twitter HQ has jumped 480%. people are somehow now having forklift and welding accidents left and right. also, news is now coming out that the 2022 quota for posts will not be met and most tweets will actually ship in Q3 of 2024.
(DIR) Post #AIsrhlOIxWrgkvhMPY by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2022-04-27T18:57:47Z
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π° :mastodon: πππ ππ‘ π£π’π¦π§sorry that the servers are running slowly this week, guys!! the web interface uses your cpu to mine Ethereum in the background while you post, and we are trying to figure out a different way to do that directly instead of through the API to reduce the burden. please continue posting and leave your browser/app open in the meantime!
(DIR) Post #ANMXtlNuq2vvfA3oKu by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2022-06-05T14:30:44Z
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the important thing is that when they do announce the queen is dead, we all reject the news in lockstep and loudly insist she's still alive but she's been arrested or something. spend the next decade declaring her death to be a hoax. in the meantime though she absolutely remains dead.
(DIR) Post #APTRJt0laF2cO3z4wS by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2022-11-10T21:56:20Z
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whoever told everyone coming from twitter that Mastodon likes/uses hashtags really did a fuckin number on them.
(DIR) Post #AVMIQcZciqvQfgeBpw by jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social
2023-05-05T22:27:24Z
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@seth hey seth. as the nominal marking lead for an application that can't even candidly explain what it DOES on its own website, don't you think making the masto account for said application randomly follow thousands of people is off-putting and creepy? rhetorical question. i don't expect you to have a solid grasp of the premise so i'll furnish the answer: it is. try not perturbing people with ambiguous products.anyway have a great one!!