Posts by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
(DIR) Post #AWpQVJdo4dWCzELzxg by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-06-18T21:29:08Z
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#Tamsynmuir, the chaos author who owns my whole heart (and by "owns my heart" I mean she keeps it with a diced dozen other amputated organs in a greasy bait box) just pub'd a western post-sapphic horromance short novl. She ever "here kitty kittied" me, I'd run across rattlesnakes to lick cold human slurry from her gloved finger tips without a second's hesitation. Call me a ditsy fan-ghoul. Don't care. I'm way past feeling. She has my whole heart, din'tja ya read what I said? #Undercover #tazmuir
(DIR) Post #AWpQlvlu4a0Fsc40a8 by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-06-18T21:40:15Z
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@ParadeGrotesque this is why one ought to be careful who they worship. But it's too late. So be it. Let us duel. You name the time, I'll name the place. Our deaths will make suitable, is paltry offerings to our Lady.
(DIR) Post #AWpUpteGJCD4GmdUY4 by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-06-18T22:25:47Z
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@ParadeGrotesque tactical kilo ton atomic bomb thingies? Omg who is this? J.G.?? Could you be any more cringe even??? Jk I know it's not you. Jod is too precious to fight a bitch. Let's just meet outside your house. Bring whatever you want. As for me imma make do with a long cooking knife and my acute idiopathic paraprandial syndrome. Hope you're hungry hot cakes. 🫦
(DIR) Post #AXFS8SgrzUYtFjazUu by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-07-01T10:45:15Z
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@SlicerDicer wait, is this even an option? Cause if we get to choose...
(DIR) Post #Ai5tzemxBc9zNMsAYC by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-05-20T20:55:57Z
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@futurebird wait what?
(DIR) Post #AiDMZJiVAKg1GrIngG by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-05-24T11:18:57Z
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@futurebird Aaaargjh!! Why are you always so cool!?
(DIR) Post #Aiv7STsBIYRpZkl02y by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-06-14T13:57:14Z
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@futurebird omg why does the phrase "hymenopteran fussing"... make my insides flutter 😅
(DIR) Post #AkI6T3cmhj9wxaYQqm by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-07-25T13:56:30Z
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@futurebird oh my word. I don't recall ever being as surprised at results after voting in a poll as I did just now. Why so many wrong?
(DIR) Post #AnXF2jQjkqJFUWH5Oa by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-10-30T14:49:36Z
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@futurebird it's a matter of degree. You were inarguably well over the legal limit for cuteness. (I say this as a criminal defense lawyer. )
(DIR) Post #AnllcSfYsOx9Nig2Zk by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-11-06T15:00:18Z
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@futurebird it's a terrible morning isn't it.
(DIR) Post #AoNAoaCklCFkK3X5DU by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-11-24T16:07:14Z
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@futurebird @trinsec I am forever wounded by my experiences being served "old man" tea (as it was called even though it was being served to me by other twenty year olds) in Taiwan. The commonplace pleasure of serving and being served is deep and particular to each culture even as it is also nearly universal. I think a piece of my heart stays behind in every place somebody made me tea. And another piece goes into every pot I make for anyone else.
(DIR) Post #AoS5ISmqZAqlLWZigS by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-11-26T16:28:14Z
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@blog brilliant! It's like a saucy reply to Emma Mieko Candons deep exploration of AI/human antipathy, romance, and worship. #TheArchiveUndying
(DIR) Post #AoTEYUh0MnXFAGmUT2 by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-11-27T14:17:25Z
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@futurebird @wa7iut I can't help hearing Neil Diamond crooning "you'll be a woman soon" when I look at this image. I don't know what that says about me. 🐜 💍😍
(DIR) Post #AoXu3xnh4FyzAfsF3g by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-11-29T20:21:08Z
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@futurebird wait is this poll really about ants? 🤔
(DIR) Post #ApmjCzlY2FPO1Kexe4 by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-01-05T21:52:23Z
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@futurebird @nixCraft oh I need this. I have been having, "urges", recently to go back to #perl Perhaps this book about #python will forestall my descent back into degeneracy.
(DIR) Post #AqJJgm6AkFyOW1Lmee by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-01-21T15:12:02Z
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@futurebird: "Is there any sex preference in who flips who? Could we be missing something?"Why are you like this? 😂And why am I in complete awe of your mind? The answers to these and other mysteries may forever remain concealed but the murky waters of Science.
(DIR) Post #AqpTF7a9hg58GIvOW8 by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-02-06T03:29:16Z
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@futurebird thank you! It seems like a popular book. I'm number 29 in line for it now at my local library.
(DIR) Post #ArB0pMUQtUh3UlN70i by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-02-16T12:52:29Z
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@futurebird if you've never read this book. I hope you'll please consider reading it. And if you ever do, please tell me what you think. It's one closest to my heart. #ants #aliens #alienants #giantants #cjcherryh
(DIR) Post #AuCVj2dWYQgzrI2Nf6 by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-05-17T23:52:13Z
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@futurebird Does #minecraft have #firebrats too? Cause they absolutely sound like something made up for a game.