Posts by j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
 (DIR) Post #AX6d0q0wjw2gLYuk8O by j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
       2023-05-31T23:11:10Z
       
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       “The thing you were told your entire life will give you salmonella, has given people salmonella. In order to avoid getting salmonella, the CDC recommends that you don’t eat the thing that gives you salmonella.”
       
 (DIR) Post #AX6d60LDluOlp6rSAC by j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
       2023-06-22T19:31:33Z
       
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       If you don’t spend 3x as long on a witty title as you do on building your seminar, you’re not a professional speaker.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX6d9C6sTMZbBxfnIO by j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
       2023-06-14T00:43:59Z
       
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       It’s one of the core tenets of Capitalism, and a prime example of how this destroys innovation. We see this cancer in streaming with Streamlabs, Streamloots, etc etc all cranking out half-assed trash and buying up users (like you) with shiny marketing scams.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX6d9CqFkerxSgu21Q by j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
       2023-06-14T00:44:00Z
       
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       Stop doing this to yourself. Stop using stuff that sucks. Stop thinking that something must be the best simply because it’s what everyone uses. Stop thinking you have to settle for being treated like shit by companies. Stop being the problem. You’re better than this.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX6dDPGTVOKd9JAdzU by j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
       2023-06-13T05:46:04Z
       
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       It’s not illegal if I broke into the vending machine to put more stuff inside of it.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX6dL7O7r0TG1SQVHM by j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
       2023-06-08T18:07:45Z
       
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       Remember when everyone thought their entire life was over because Apple released an expensive AR headset? Can I get the numbers on who died from it? Surely it must rival the pandemic.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX6dSASqoauNaezwoa by j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
       2023-06-05T21:02:31Z
       
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       How have we as a civilization not figured out a viable meeting scheduling technology standard?  It's 2023 and we still can't have secondary owners on meetings or cross-platform availability reporting. These are all solved problems.
       
 (DIR) Post #AY825GnRZEiD2qfdYm by j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
       2023-07-27T13:53:08Z
       
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       https://techcrunch.com/2023/07/27/hackers-are-infecting-call-of-duty-players-with-a-self-spreading-malware/   Self-replicating virus currently spreading via CoD lobbies
       
 (DIR) Post #AY82E6RlPsyxYIk3qi by j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
       2023-07-23T23:12:31Z
       
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       You ever read those books? There’s a… There’s not a whole lot of ethical things going on in them, by current standards.https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/07/22/air-force-general-ai-judeochristian/
       
 (DIR) Post #AY82bFOsIIK5ytQW4e by j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
       2023-07-22T03:27:50Z
       
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       Potential child-bearers: They’re officially coming for you. You are hated. Be hypervigilant. Do not leave a single breadcrumb. Get off social media entirely.👏NO COMMUNICATION MEDIUM IS SAFE👏👏DO NOT TRANSMIT EVIDENCE OF YOUR CRIMES👏https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/20/us/celeste-burgess-abortion-pill-nebraska.html
       
 (DIR) Post #AY82e2WIdg3Wu1EOAK by j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
       2023-07-21T20:01:33Z
       
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       Do you want to work at * NASA?! * We're bringing in *extremely experienced* (12+ years) incident responders for what may be the coolest job of their lifetimes. If you have the chops, let us know here:https://obi1.humanic.com/apex/12c_prd/f?p=6047012:8100:9221954764312::NO:RP:P8100_POSCODE:2022023
       
 (DIR) Post #AY82jGTKC2BvccKaVk by j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
       2023-07-17T06:02:24Z
       
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       I'm gonna punch my credit card number into this site so hard
       
 (DIR) Post #AY82sRb8CFWejbMMAy by j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
       2023-06-28T21:48:21Z
       
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       RIP Pixelbar, perhaps the greatest hackerspace in the Netherlands. Nobody was hurt, but indeed still a tragic loss: https://www.pixelbar.nl/
       
 (DIR) Post #AY82sTYMvUVKnc5B9E by j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
       2023-06-28T21:48:22Z
       
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       https://www.flashphoto.nl/nieuws/13281/zeer-grote-uitslaande-brand-in-loods-keileweg-rotterdam.html
       
 (DIR) Post #AcntvOyOnJzo50hWtc by j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
       2023-12-14T06:07:51Z
       
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       Remember in the 90s when computers screamed every time we connected them to the Internet, and we just thought they were overreacting?
       
 (DIR) Post #AqkMdmLU7vxCAT4cYy by j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
       2025-02-03T16:16:34Z
       
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       Anyway, here’s Doom running inside a Linux emulator running inside a PDF file running inside your browser (if you choose). Enjoy your cursed life now. https://doompdf.pages.dev/doom.pdf
       
 (DIR) Post #AthPntrm5nztpk4q2K by j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
       2025-05-02T23:49:33Z
       
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       @foone you’re literally describing The Travelling Salesman computational problem