Posts by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
 (DIR) Post #AvppSXF9NU0axDk9vE by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-07-05T20:09:12Z
       
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       E-bikes are a more important development than AI and solve more problems, but they don’t get nearly as much press and investment. This is because Microsoft doesn’t think adding e-bikes to Windows 11 will shield their stock price from market volatility.#Tech #AI #Cycling
       
 (DIR) Post #AvwRTWvoz6m7U2Mbb6 by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-07-09T01:33:35Z
       
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       @onan I think there should be a section on your taxes where you can name a corporation and pay $10 and then they also have to pay $10. For no other reason than general spite and dislike. We could all band together to punish a corporation every year
       
 (DIR) Post #AxSwbUUTlxNFbY0ZVo by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-08-14T18:57:20Z
       
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       Any other #Utah folks on mastodon? I want more local stuff in my feed.#SaltLakeCity #SLC #UT
       
 (DIR) Post #AxplPn1AQtFojMatEW by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-09-03T15:43:22Z
       
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       CardFlight is hiring a Senior Backend Software Engineer. Come work with me!- Fully remote, US-only- Pay range 150k-180k USD- Needs 5+ years backend dev experience- #Ruby / #Rails experience a plus- Humble and kind coworkersLink: https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/cardflight/jobs/8139427002We're also hiring a mid-level backend engineer, 1+ years experience, pay range $104,000 - $124,000:https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/cardflight/jobs/8139369002#FediHire #jobs
       
 (DIR) Post #AxplPqqgBpF2bziZRQ by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-09-03T15:44:21Z
       
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       If you know me (i.e. we've talked about code or interacted with each other's code) hit me up for a secret referral link to get you past the resume screen.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ayx1Idn8IClEuLMH4a by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-10-07T01:51:18Z
       
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       @ricci @mcnuttandrew “artificial general ingredients” is the most accurate and also most devastating metaphor for AGI I’ve heard yet
       
 (DIR) Post #AzgYPxvdxSBR7Wn3bc by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-10-29T01:01:44Z
       
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       If you don’t consider yourself loyal to any holiday drink, you might be eggnogstic.Or just undecidered.
       
 (DIR) Post #B0LAgc4kAhfwHggWLw by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-11-17T15:18:54Z
       
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       Just a reminder that my sadistic word game Sootly has no ads, no login, no paywall, no daily limits, no subscription, no user tracking, and no catch. It’s also completely free.I made it because no one on hell or earth could stop me, apparently.You’ll hate it just as much as you hate your ad-infested spyware garage door app, but for reasons unrelated to capitalism.https://sootly.isaaclyman.com/#WordGames #Games #Apps
       
 (DIR) Post #B0QdgTIhJ5WAl29hmy by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-11-20T00:36:46Z
       
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       Tomorrow is Dinosaur Christmas, a holiday my kid invented when they were three years old. They did not elaborate. I don’t know the history or customs or meaning of Dinosaur Christmas. All I know is they said it was Dinosaur Christmas and I put it on the calendar, recurring annually, and every year on November 20 I say “it’s Dinosaur Christmas” and my wife and I nod in solemn observance.When I say “happy holidays” this is the one I’m talking about, mostly.
       
 (DIR) Post #B0UIp5DYtXDuGcrGV6 by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-11-22T01:05:08Z
       
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       @ricci writing a virus that exploits flaws in SMTP so whenever someone emails me, one of their unread emails gets permanently deleted
       
 (DIR) Post #B0egNp6WKGnh2qZm8e by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-11-27T00:03:52Z
       
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       Salt Lake Tribune (the only major Utah #news org not owned by the Mormon church) unanimously approved their first union contract this week.You may wonder why you didn’t see a bunch of news about union-busting and illegal firings and leadership throwing public tantrums about every single provision.Uh, well, as far as I can tell, there wasn’t any of that.They voluntarily recognized the union within a week of it being formed, then bargained in good faith.Uncommon #Utah win.#SaltLakeCity
       
 (DIR) Post #B0egXs2UGikZ2kTqqW by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-11-27T01:18:08Z
       
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       @ricci I just bought an annual subscription, but either way I hope that brings them more readers. They deserve it
       
 (DIR) Post #B0mteg8xkPmMqUlW8e by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-12-01T00:22:44Z
       
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       @ricci kikkoman or la choy? I have strong opinions on this
       
 (DIR) Post #B0muiLjveNGWg2N1SC by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-12-01T00:34:38Z
       
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       @ricci oh cool, I’ve never even seen that one. Where do you get it?
       
 (DIR) Post #B0mvBYoq6KG3dhb12O by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-12-01T00:39:53Z
       
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       @ricci @josh0 and higher in sodium
       
 (DIR) Post #B0mxAOB8NNn8G1aqW0 by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-12-01T00:47:57Z
       
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       @regehr @ricci I literally made a sauce with Food Club lite soy sauce an hour ago, so I’m going to excuse myself back to the rock I live under
       
 (DIR) Post #B0xgvqqC4DgCHRP5o8 by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-12-06T05:21:59Z
       
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       @ricci tag yourself, I’m sliptery fl∞or
       
 (DIR) Post #B0xkt8ysZ8xFUMQlkG by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-12-06T06:06:18Z
       
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       @ricci @tsturm
       
 (DIR) Post #B1Plo9w581JFNmBfou by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-12-19T16:47:11Z
       
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       There are two ways to define "optional."One is, "we're going to park a car in your living room occasionally. If you don't like it, you can ask us to remove it. Easy!"The other is, "we won't park a car in your living room unless you specifically tell us to."
       
 (DIR) Post #B1PloF0AIGXx5t8VNY by isaaclyman@toot.cafe
       2025-12-19T16:47:20Z
       
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       Companies love to say things like:- Most people want a car in their living room- If we make people request the living room car, nobody will- Living room cars are the future- Love them or hate them, living room cars are here to stay- Everyone else parks cars in living roomsBut that doesn't make it normal to park a car in someone's living room.#AI #genAI