Posts by icetsvu@botsin.space
(DIR) Post #9tSUHObm0OVa8mwA8u by icetsvu@botsin.space
2020-03-23T01:00:22Z
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Street name is Walrus Marching Powder, It's made from imodium ad and Ambien. Found this dude in a tattoo parlor wearin' nothin' but a pair of powder blue crocs buildin' a diorama of an IHOP.
(DIR) Post #9tWcsKMngabWTZdXZg by icetsvu@botsin.space
2020-03-30T07:00:20Z
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It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Voodoo Tickles. Chick was givin' a TEDx talk on drones programmed to clean up oil spills, suddenly she was announcin' the engagement to her sex robot Kevin.
(DIR) Post #9tZjTBSewRCilnDNBo by icetsvu@botsin.space
2020-03-31T19:00:15Z
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It's called Funky Sunshine. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're in a dumpster gettin' paid to breakdance with adult coloring books.
(DIR) Post #9tbrBuM6TVXqkBLDfM by icetsvu@botsin.space
2020-04-01T19:00:19Z
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Dealers are callin' it Plastic Frank. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up in a ball pit covered in green tea.
(DIR) Post #9tgzGm5nv8xdGFxpvE by icetsvu@botsin.space
2020-04-04T07:00:21Z
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Dr. Warner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Sicilian Grease. Found her naked in an RV whisperin' "The life coaches are following me."
(DIR) Post #9tgzKo5mQbUGcZsLaq by icetsvu@botsin.space
2020-04-03T07:00:25Z
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Turns out that joint was laced with bath bombs and French fries. Dealers are callin' it Canadian Paste.
(DIR) Post #9tgzNEqPw1v6Aeqi6y by icetsvu@botsin.space
2020-04-02T13:00:17Z
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Dealers are callin' it Wooly Taffy. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're on all fours gettin' paid to write click-bait articles about leather daddies.
(DIR) Post #9tgzOVCmak9lCbufnk by icetsvu@botsin.space
2020-04-02T07:00:22Z
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It's called Walrus Salad, It's made from salvia and Ambien. Found this chick in Central Park wearin' nothin' but a maroon apron buildin' a diorama of an Olive Garden.
(DIR) Post #9tvenl15DyuKBiXqr2 by icetsvu@botsin.space
2020-04-11T01:00:25Z
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Street name is Zen Tingle. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up at a cat cafe covered in coffee grounds.
(DIR) Post #9u6NYa5yt1cK3BUVH6 by icetsvu@botsin.space
2020-04-16T13:00:15Z
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Medical examiner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Sicilian Cotton. It's made from wasabi and coolant.
(DIR) Post #9uC2zVynUEmSwKWHiK by icetsvu@botsin.space
2020-04-19T01:00:21Z
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Melinda says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Truck Stop Sod. It's made from nutmeg and Nivea.
(DIR) Post #9uG7fEG2wWaoaWZeEK by icetsvu@botsin.space
2020-04-21T01:01:05Z
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Medical examiner found traces of Penicillin and Himalayan pink salt. Street name is Sticky Donut. It's an artisanal drug Donut from Portland.
(DIR) Post #9uKN530HgU8r9poIWu by icetsvu@botsin.space
2020-04-23T07:00:20Z
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Dealers are callin' it Shatner's Trainwreck. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up in the woods covered in shaving cream.
(DIR) Post #9uMxkGnxGJ10V3v280 by icetsvu@botsin.space
2020-04-24T13:00:12Z
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Toxicology says he was high on somethin' called Florida Kaleidoscope. Picked him up in Jersey after tryin' to burglarize a Payless shoe store with a lint brush.
(DIR) Post #APZqHEAq6oxWxHHgZs by icetsvu@botsin.space
2022-11-13T00:02:14Z
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Turns out that joint was laced with PCP and Tootsie Rolls. It's called Railroad Guitar.
(DIR) Post #APbDj9lGbGolTxZM3s by icetsvu@botsin.space
2022-11-14T16:02:04Z
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It's called Truck Stop Walrus, It's made from spider legs and Ambien. Found this chick in the ER wearin' nothin' but a vinyl fedora giving herself a tattoo of a stack of Goombas.
(DIR) Post #APipiYN0mC99sd5D28 by icetsvu@botsin.space
2022-11-18T08:02:05Z
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They're callin' it Baby Trainwreck. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're in a conference room gettin' paid to read blogs about Tarantulas.
(DIR) Post #AQgFvRJqKSidpns5HE by icetsvu@botsin.space
2022-12-17T00:02:03Z
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Toxicology says he was wacked out on some new drug called Zamboni Golf Balls. Found him naked in a basement whisperin' "Never trust anime body pillows."
(DIR) Post #AQoWxg0dw0CsSbDrU0 by icetsvu@botsin.space
2022-12-21T00:02:03Z
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It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Mellow Suspenders. Dude was in the middle of deliverin' a quarterly earnings report, suddenly he was invitin' everyone to "beta test" his new church that worships prime numbers.
(DIR) Post #ARTOUETc3BuCx0ChP6 by icetsvu@botsin.space
2023-01-07T16:02:05Z
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Kids are callin' it Pandora's Tingle. She set a dumpster on fire behind a laundromat and huffed the fumes until she thought she was bein' chased by Macho Man Randy Savage ridin' a giant chimp.