Posts by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
(DIR) Post #Ab8lHleLfTP2SYyxQ8 by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-10-25T20:54:11Z
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@ParadeGrotesque @jvagle I ain't taking that bet, that's a mug's game. The real question is, -how many-
(DIR) Post #AbT5lkoZejUg1CtwqO by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-11-04T15:26:31Z
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For #caturday I would like to introduce you to my aunt's lovely companion Candy.
(DIR) Post #AbXLvfl1gmzF81phyK by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-11-06T17:41:39Z
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@tek I saw that the basic packages have a fairly limited number of searches per month. I'm not sure how much I do and feel like I might get through more, but it feels like a lot to pay for a search engine already. How much do you use?
(DIR) Post #Abq8D5U0qOyq7RykUK by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-11-15T19:05:56Z
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@mttaggart it's not strict, but it better have my attention by the end of the first page, and if it does go on for another 4 there should be a good reason. Do you have a stack of published papers and relevant major projects? Fine, show off a bit. Are you just listing every retail outlet you did a summer job with since you were 16 or going into boring detail on all your hobbies and university club participation to make it look bigger? I'mma play wastepaper basketball.
(DIR) Post #Abq8HOn30Fqx9nwDj6 by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-11-15T19:08:05Z
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@mttaggart also my general rule isn't one, it's usually: aim for two, if you can't keep it within two, you're probably not good at conciseness, which is a mark against you
(DIR) Post #Abq8qLLJoOGYbKdArQ by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-11-15T19:10:09Z
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@mttaggart that was an expression for comedic effect 😑 however there have been a couple where I was tempted to print it off for that purpose. The guy who put a hazard warning border around each page comes to mind...
(DIR) Post #Ac2aeIZfPNrf9XuFii by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-11-21T19:22:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts the way I know this is definitely not a real quote by Samuel L. Jackson is, there's not enough swearwords
(DIR) Post #Ac7Yp2qUzyc9RIZk9o by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-11-22T12:42:33Z
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AI is not coming for your job. Shareholders are coming for your job. AI is just the boogeyman they're going to blame it on.
(DIR) Post #Ac7Yp3ijkK029Vx3hI by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-11-23T10:10:25Z
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If you liked this, go pay attention to @pluralistic
(DIR) Post #Ac97Csux9byxCI9rfc by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-11-24T22:54:01Z
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@mjg59 "My next conference talk discusses my analysis of the same manufacturer's claims around its corresponding heated boxer shorts line, and is tilted "Liar liar, your pants are on fire"
(DIR) Post #AcH2PpjTMXM8Zpp476 by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-11-28T18:39:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts hold on, since when did this account start posting actual facts?
(DIR) Post #AcIyS9PX9tTOgfGXk8 by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-11-29T17:04:46Z
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@tek not even The Register?!
(DIR) Post #AcKxmIfgj695YtmmaO by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-11-30T16:06:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts this look definitely says "If you don't get me treats, dad, I'm going to have to kill you. I won't enjoy doing it, and I'll make it quick and painless, but it will be my solemn and heavy duty. Please don't let things get to that point."
(DIR) Post #Acyac6jviLIf7utaU4 by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-12-19T18:55:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts someday you're going to post something that's actually true purely by coincidence, I feel like you're dangerously close with this one
(DIR) Post #Ad71njdhQolJxGKmzw by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-12-23T20:37:50Z
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@selea @lowqualityfacts probably took the photo specifically to commemorate the laugh given by @lowqualityfacts. I know I would.
(DIR) Post #AdCu5uOCZIffp602gC by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-12-26T16:39:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts is this list AND or OR joined?
(DIR) Post #AdcUTuctqTphZN9Dyy by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2024-01-08T00:55:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts ships don't float. It's just that the water sinks faster than they do.
(DIR) Post #AhVYmrjwLqva2QWqHo by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2024-05-03T08:08:00Z
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@foone @whitequark go recursive and make the transmission be from a camera pointed at the person
(DIR) Post #AjYdgdpImHwFac5fG4 by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2024-07-03T15:32:03Z
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@futurebird how about the students who disassembled a car... and resembled it around a spike on the roof of the college?
(DIR) Post #AjZIRGQBby8CmE83Dk by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2024-07-03T23:08:00Z
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Hello everyone it is officially Smash The Tories Day, bring your stompiest boots and don't hold back