Posts by helldude@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #762858 by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-10-25T16:54:42Z
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the fallout franchise is one of my all time faves, and of the modern era the best written and most enjoyable was new vegas AND a huge new mod for new vegas was just released and ... im probably not gonna play it because i can't be fucked to suffer through playing something on the gamebryo engine SUE ME FUCKOS
(DIR) Post #762859 by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-10-25T16:55:46Z
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you know you're getting old when you're too old to fuck around with gamebryo and it's floaty ugly bullshit anymore
(DIR) Post #762862 by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-10-25T16:57:42Z
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my game opinions are such trash right now, by way of illustration im really enjoying diablo 3 season 15 right now suck it nerds
(DIR) Post #762874 by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-10-25T16:59:46Z
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@cambrian_era the chances of me playing rdr2 are about 0
(DIR) Post #883151 by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-10-31T16:52:46Z
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"halloween" was initially a portmanteau of the words "hallowed" and "ween" meaning saintly or revered penis
(DIR) Post #908213 by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-11-01T20:04:16Z
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going to start monetizing my toots
(DIR) Post #1133798 by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-11-11T23:58:28Z
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thanks to assassin's creed odyssey i am finally living my dream of giving the entire peloponnese two tickets to the gun show
(DIR) Post #1178654 by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-09-05T16:45:59Z
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i took my daughter to her orientation at her new school and got herded into an auditorium crammed full of parents and all i could think was "these guys would all lose their shit if they knew im the helldude"
(DIR) Post #1251235 by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-08-20T21:19:57Z
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mastodon is the kind of place where if you were publicly humiliated for spilling baked beans on yourself at a cartoon movie people would console you and lift your broken spirits
(DIR) Post #9fhvbf8H9F7RgVK8lk by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-09-05T12:55:13Z
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this website needs more attention starved dipshits who thrive on conflict and break down into paroxysms of manic shrieking at the slightest criticism
(DIR) Post #9nMjC2kYMs7un8fL0K by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-08-27T20:38:16Z
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i find hedgehogs despicable because lauren southern used to have one back when she started doing racism for money
(DIR) Post #9nOhaemWo50Y6S7O1Q by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-08-24T19:47:34Z
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im not ashamed to admit that i love my traditionally gorgeous and impossibly shapely wife -- others may mock her heaving bosom or her powerful glutes or her thick mane of lustrous curls or her taut, golden skin but me, i am proud to have insane amounts of torrid sex with her, my disgusting, sexy wife
(DIR) Post #9nScb0jfmGtYYyWwdc by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-10-05T22:49:29Z
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mansplaining dot jpg
(DIR) Post #9nfEtnxDztD4yR1A4u by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-09-03T22:03:20Z
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im not sure if i want to see how you freaking weirdos process halloween
(DIR) Post #9ng3vFLpfHZlt0F04W by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-08-16T15:18:12Z
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someone on twitter just referred to the eugen guy as "Toot Jack" and you best believe im loling
(DIR) Post #9yDiTjzdRvkZW2kApE by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-08-27T12:24:27Z
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social media life cycle1. i wish i had more followers2. i wish i had more followers3. i wish i had more followers4. WILL YOU WORMS STOP HARASSING ME
(DIR) Post #AC5tbMMj5aNRdSl9kG by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-08-18T16:23:10Z
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multiple people had diagnosed the fact that consolidation of "online" into 2 or 3 large commercial malls was fucking with our psyche, whether or not you ultimately want to branch out into smaller or more curated spaces is a separate question but clearly, Twitter and Facebook and their ilk have been making everything worse
(DIR) Post #AC5tbNoPi87Q7cimXY by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-08-18T16:25:24Z
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i honestly feel that some of the jubilance playing out here over the last few days is mostly the newness of the experience, but a great deal of it is just the freedom of being in a smaller and less commercialized place
(DIR) Post #APT2RltpPa6lnCOzUe by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-08-28T22:36:30Z
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im eugen
(DIR) Post #AUHaR9IPqokdhXHdAG by helldude@mastodon.social
2018-08-21T18:37:26Z
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i dont know what the big titty alf thing is and i dont want to know