Posts by harrisj@hachyderm.io
 (DIR) Post #AR5GkG50jWIehIAEca by harrisj@hachyderm.io
       2022-12-29T00:05:00Z
       
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       @allafarce deidentification is considered still kinda risky for external sharing (risk of mosaic effects) but I hear you on this
       
 (DIR) Post #ARZuA4b6IljKu4wYAS by harrisj@hachyderm.io
       2023-01-12T20:32:35Z
       
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       @clive There is a weird sensory melding after a little bit of driving where you basically start to feel the boundaries of the car automatically. If you nearly get into an accident you yell "You almost hit me!" and not "you almost hit my car!"
       
 (DIR) Post #ARa34UBp8WGI7uWyrQ by harrisj@hachyderm.io
       2023-01-12T22:04:09Z
       
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       @kissane @clive The poor medieval peasant never got to experience the visceral joys of a perfect down-shift to switch lanes and make a turn while your favorite song is cresting on the radio
       
 (DIR) Post #ARmefdLY5AkxRRAw5Y by harrisj@hachyderm.io
       2023-01-18T22:09:09Z
       
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       Techno-utilitarians like Elon Musk view the Trolley Problem as just A/B testing
       
 (DIR) Post #ARzwDDpPgocgQ4E27s by harrisj@hachyderm.io
       2023-01-25T00:48:30Z
       
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       True fact: crab form tureens have independently evolved in at least 5 different aristocracies https://www.sothebys.com/en/auctions/ecatalogue/2019/a-collecting-legacy-property-from-nelson-happy-rockefeller-n10004/lot.324.html
       
 (DIR) Post #ARzwDENReHqS7c9DAe by harrisj@hachyderm.io
       2023-01-25T00:50:31Z
       
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       God, I miss quote tweets. Riffing humor is such a goddamned chore on Mastodon
       
 (DIR) Post #ASRyaQHwAOQ54TUZWK by harrisj@hachyderm.io
       2023-02-07T22:18:05Z
       
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       Feeling really silly this evening
       
 (DIR) Post #ASRzYK6gHKD3H4n1bk by harrisj@hachyderm.io
       2023-02-07T22:47:36Z
       
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       @seth Oh, I just messed around with the text of a real NYT article
       
 (DIR) Post #ATe82A3v4s1Yc8SYZU by harrisj@hachyderm.io
       2023-03-15T17:04:17Z
       
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       Tell me more about the $36,000 mattresses
       
 (DIR) Post #ATzPM7sPYYd8HVnG88 by harrisj@hachyderm.io
       2023-03-25T23:24:20Z
       
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       Going to start calling the East Coast “Beast Coast” whenever people say “Best Coast”
       
 (DIR) Post #AU0jA7DEOOhCzJ2fUO by harrisj@hachyderm.io
       2023-03-26T12:33:55Z
       
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       Smoothie bowl? Call it Breakfast Soup, you cowards!
       
 (DIR) Post #AUWibnveCrbyiEXSqW by harrisj@hachyderm.io
       2023-04-09T19:44:54Z
       
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       I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad,The dreams in which I’m scuttling are the best I’ve ever had,I find it hard to tell you cuz I find it hard to take,When people all run sideways it’s a very very
       
 (DIR) Post #AUWibqidpfzTMlTcUS by harrisj@hachyderm.io
       2023-04-10T21:58:38Z
       
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       I actually live near Crab World but in some metaphorical sense, we all do
       
 (DIR) Post #AZw0Q07qecvKH76MCW by harrisj@hachyderm.io
       2023-09-19T19:24:12Z
       
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       @ken I think the shelters were looking for volunteers to walk dog but maybe that’s really dangerous if you don’t want to bring them all home
       
 (DIR) Post #AZw0msIVvO0Qeozth2 by harrisj@hachyderm.io
       2023-09-19T19:28:21Z
       
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       @ken how would you be able to say no to that face and those sweet eyes?
       
 (DIR) Post #Ac0oHeWmd7CHcdjXOa by harrisj@hachyderm.io
       2023-11-20T22:45:59Z
       
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       @ken @ted bumper sticker: EARTH’S TILTED AXIS is the REASON for the SEASONS