Posts by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
(DIR) Post #9geXxqd1sL9f6420WG by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-11T05:25:57Z
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horror plot: war of human men vs pig men trying to eat other
(DIR) Post #9geY0JRHjHfd1wiHxI by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-11T06:25:54Z
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today I learned that .su (Soviet Union tld) is still in use which means tankies are morally obligated to use it for all of their internet projectshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.su
(DIR) Post #9giqedJ7r0aG2e72Se by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-13T08:07:01Z
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asking someone to perform a card trick, taking a bunch of cards after they say to select one, and not giving them back as some sort of brat sex maneuver is a good way to never see another card trick
(DIR) Post #9giqedUp9VwQcvaNhA by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-13T08:08:06Z
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honestly just the whole trying to be a brat towards ppl who have no sexual interest is just annoying and a good way to lose friends
(DIR) Post #9gitD5arOS1DWVxv16 by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-13T08:38:24Z
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@clacke brats are intentionally difficult for the dominant person so that the brat can then be punished
(DIR) Post #9gumbr8rb6CgqR3CkK by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-19T00:58:56Z
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clicking through machine learning generated video suggestions is its own sort of divination
(DIR) Post #9gumdd9Madxo1q89nU by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-19T00:59:54Z
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you go into the clickhole with a question and come out on the other side with a totally different perspective about .. stuff
(DIR) Post #9gumddRRVQQQvuaaye by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-19T01:00:55Z
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no human determined your path except your own curiosity but links on the path were made by others doing their own walks
(DIR) Post #9gzK1dlpa1vugHGdpw by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-21T07:02:30Z
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@animorphs super interesting that the image description was automated accurately
(DIR) Post #9h3hnGGHmgdC2nvrhw by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-23T09:28:47Z
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actually the Illuminati are good, sheeplehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IlluminatiThe Illuminati (plural of Latin illuminatus, "enlightened")Historically, the name usually refers to the Bavarian Illuminati, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded on 1 May 1776. The society's goals were to oppose superstition, obscurantism, religious influence over public life, and abuses of state power.. Religious critics claimed that they continued underground and were responsible for the French Revolution.
(DIR) Post #9h3hnGOnH3R8TBuey8 by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-23T09:40:04Z
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https://timeline.com/illuminati-history-8f90c2e03bd9"Weishaupt enlisted early Illuminati member Xavier von Zwack"honestly, Xavier von Zwack may be the greatest German name in history
(DIR) Post #9h3kysdHlIx866vEYq by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-23T09:57:59Z
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tonight I learned on insta the polite way to ask if someone sells nudes is to ask if they have a premium account
(DIR) Post #9h3kytGHQK9233ANLE by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-23T10:05:04Z
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pervs in 1910s, calls you up on the party chat: Greetings, say naughty things and I will pay you a dollar laterpervs in 2010s: hey how much for your premium account
(DIR) Post #9h78afT02djsgjyidk by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-25T01:31:11Z
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@anna I bet he's got a list of US non-extradition treaty countries tattooed on him somewhere
(DIR) Post #9h7GQhebr07aD3AUNs by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-25T02:51:01Z
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capitalism goals: be rich enough to be "an unnamed buyer"
(DIR) Post #9h8BjaXaDhQb2N1lK4 by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-25T13:26:05Z
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if a designer creates a time machine it's their moral obligation to travel forward in time to see how their designs fucked up ppl's lives unexpectedly
(DIR) Post #9h9BJWG7i7adO3OEyG by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-26T01:04:39Z
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honestly I'm open to hearing a sales pitch that opens with "doesn't violate the laws of physics" @OCRbot
(DIR) Post #9hBhZmtNDrmGSLTCKG by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-27T06:18:52Z
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male dominated culture is built on trauma and everyone should be on DMT send toot
(DIR) Post #9hCoRfpNMTnd4N0X5M by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-27T19:11:28Z
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skips directly to galaxy brain:
(DIR) Post #9hDGKwv8D4gEltHWjI by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2019-03-28T00:25:35Z
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@pbandkate @laser "Are you suffering from paranoia?"I am now, you fucks.