Posts by hankgreen@mas.to
(DIR) Post #APTgoTWXtTavd2tOvA by hankgreen@mas.to
2022-11-10T23:00:08Z
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Starting up a new mastodon account. Obviously.
(DIR) Post #AQk8r5F0YBT39iQQMq by hankgreen@mas.to
2022-12-18T19:46:47Z
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I wish there was a way to make cooking soup as exciting as that football game.
(DIR) Post #AQkllrHSvKNkcg4em0 by hankgreen@mas.to
2022-12-19T00:43:54Z
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I’m worried that the last few weeks have made us think the problem is Twitter’s leadership when maybe the real problem is Twitter.
(DIR) Post #AQlOdCuP2QurJ69Vy4 by hankgreen@mas.to
2022-12-19T00:52:37Z
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@cfiesler this makes a lot of sense. I just think it’s a very very very hard thing to make better. Even if you take the profit motive out it’s hard.
(DIR) Post #AQn0GkugR1n9WfxtFA by hankgreen@mas.to
2022-12-20T05:56:03Z
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I am 100% not shitting you when I say scientists named mastodons after their teeth which they thought looked like nipples. “Mastos” as in breast. “odont” as in tooth. We’re on a website that, in Greek, literally means “Booby Tooth.”
(DIR) Post #AQnuI7gmpqHbt2h41A by hankgreen@mas.to
2022-12-20T14:49:54Z
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Can I commission an artist to make a hand lettered sign that says “Sorry About Your Website, Elon.” I’m hungover and feeling petty.
(DIR) Post #AQouNc1DgyycYfpQI4 by hankgreen@mas.to
2022-12-21T02:45:52Z
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omg, after having repeatedly said that he will eventually step down, elon musk has announced that he will eventually step down. I hope all of the reporters who are sick of writing about this constant stream of non-news have a lovely holiday.
(DIR) Post #AQuqEpXknvz31vMXQm by hankgreen@mas.to
2022-12-24T01:00:08Z
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As a group, how are we feeling about kahlua, peppermint schnapps, and milk?
(DIR) Post #AQwCVmaPRckKvn3MBc by hankgreen@mas.to
2022-12-24T16:20:09Z
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People like “that’s an hour of my life I’ll never get back” as if we would have been diligently editing Wikipedia or fixing your bathroom sink with that hour. No, we would have been watching Instagram Reels of people falling down and we know it.
(DIR) Post #AQwbBMjGMwX1naYVFI by hankgreen@mas.to
2022-12-24T01:23:23Z
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Trying to calculate the volume of an atom in liters on Christmas Eve Eve. I love my job.
(DIR) Post #AR2x67xfDAjIUPxTN2 by hankgreen@mas.to
2022-12-27T22:36:17Z
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Really quite a trick for a pretty big group of people to have managed to rebrand thoughtfulness as “self censorship.”
(DIR) Post #AR5l4rVkGua9CkPSVs by hankgreen@mas.to
2022-12-28T20:23:22Z
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The true test of the YIMBY is being ok with them knocking down your favorite coffee shop in order to build a mixed use apartment building and I AM DOING MY BEST.
(DIR) Post #AR7Yzcc5QMzGmNSHya by hankgreen@mas.to
2022-12-30T02:12:54Z
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How am I supposed to quit Twitter when an insufferable shitstain gets owned by a teenage climate activist so hard that he made a douchy reply video that led Romanian authorities to his location leading to his arrest on suspicion of human trafficking?
(DIR) Post #AR7YzfvL7FAd2xUCu0 by hankgreen@mas.to
2022-12-30T02:14:44Z
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Am I supposed to find out hours later?? Like my /mom/?
(DIR) Post #AR7bxL7nm65xp5tRjs by hankgreen@mas.to
2022-12-30T04:36:57Z
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Anybody else feeling left out that they didn’t even have a 2022 BINGO card?
(DIR) Post #AR7cVPGgsO7QWGIMoS by hankgreen@mas.to
2022-12-30T05:02:21Z
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Alright nerds, what are you putting on your 2023 bingo cards??
(DIR) Post #ARyiE5I5KBCFiKC2vA by hankgreen@mas.to
2023-01-24T14:38:23Z
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It seems like, for the last 30 years of my life, we didn’t really need to spend much time struggling with what to do with the long-term future of humanity. The idea in my head has always been “what folks around me currently have, but for more people, and using less stuff.”If fusion is ever going to be a thing, if energy production keeps getting cheaper, if AI is contributing significantly to the knowledge economy…that’s just not gonna be enough of a vision anymore.
(DIR) Post #AmLijzM8IegzygB1Si by hankgreen@mas.to
2024-09-25T03:28:47Z
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YALL ANNA DELVEY WAS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS AND THEY BEDAZZLED HER ANKLE MONITOR