Posts by handyperson@mastodon.lol
(DIR) Post #A6PI3Z9RMj21NL4jeC by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2021-03-08T15:52:33Z
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a transfeminine person wearing a pants suit and tie is just a woman in a suit
(DIR) Post #A6kCQmJc4Jq9SSg3Jg by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2021-04-29T16:08:49Z
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@Mia girl, you are smart. own it
(DIR) Post #A8Yn9tdKbfpPBQjXiy by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2021-06-23T00:08:26Z
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@Mia change it mia. you’re worth it
(DIR) Post #A8qlT9qReIMxudGvE8 by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2021-07-01T16:15:50Z
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i’m just going to forget about everything for a moment and water my garden and enjoy it because that feels like what i need
(DIR) Post #A9FM1GBCrWHLY6a7sG by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2021-07-13T12:39:05Z
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me trying to spread my gay roots in a world made by straight white men
(DIR) Post #ACKqlCLjnCW5GClNL6 by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2021-10-13T22:13:18Z
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@Mia what if it’s just molecules seeking to not be alone in the universe. could it then be categorized under desire
(DIR) Post #ACKqtuPdqqUwEgk7Oa by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2021-10-13T22:10:32Z
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poop is a natural god given butt plug
(DIR) Post #ACKrhxMl90wNsKG8Cu by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2021-10-13T22:23:50Z
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@Mia 😂
(DIR) Post #ACKsxF7BXLnzDhpMEC by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2021-10-13T22:36:30Z
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by the time i change my sweater profile pic it will be time to wear sweaters again
(DIR) Post #ADJHdglAEl5sUX7mwS by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2021-11-12T01:50:28Z
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my wife is on a church meeting zoom call and just asked me to bang her from behind. i motioned at the screen and she looked at me and then back at the screen and then pulled her pants down so i licked her butt. off screen of course.
(DIR) Post #ADJM9iWFd9MT21g29A by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2021-11-12T02:47:29Z
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@Mia you inspired me to dig up this gift from my wedding. i wonder what would happen if i plunged it into a computer now.
(DIR) Post #ADJMRtbt8KVwdrywts by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2021-11-12T02:50:15Z
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@Mia yeah. it feels so heavy for its size so it has to be a hdd
(DIR) Post #ADJMRuEWofQGZi3o80 by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2021-11-12T02:50:52Z
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@Mia i’m more worried if the battery will hold a charge after all these years
(DIR) Post #ADZjlwa97tZqypJvEW by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2021-11-20T00:26:53Z
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wearing a butt plug to my parents house for dinner as a good luck charm against their gaycism
(DIR) Post #AELSY63B1rEAP33eC0 by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2021-12-13T00:53:08Z
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@Mia if the bible was studied by gay people rather than straight white men christianity would hardly be recognized. the gay themes are plentiful. also jesus loves the whole world is hardly monogamous.
(DIR) Post #AKbYp1wHhOaXn0VLxw by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2022-06-18T04:46:47Z
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just got back from camping where i wore a bikini at the beach for the first time several days in a row. unshaved legs and a beard but didn’t care because i support women who don’t shave
(DIR) Post #AKrqzhN7jZ88X57jHs by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2022-06-26T03:11:52Z
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imagine a world where there are no girls with a dick. that’s a sad sad world.
(DIR) Post #AKz9y8NPQ7gYPcEzqa by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2022-06-28T13:52:18Z
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if there was a small group of people you considered safe. would you be inclined to do a non sexual nude event with them such as hiking or swimming or cooking? boost for more votes
(DIR) Post #ALEqE2zxK5cTNJ2zy4 by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2022-07-07T04:42:21Z
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cashier liked my shirt
(DIR) Post #APsjAYFA35SWQBF8KG by handyperson@mastodon.lol
2022-11-22T05:42:54Z
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no joke