Posts by halfwitamerican@historians.social
 (DIR) Post #AXUn8oiehfClH9BDay by halfwitamerican@historians.social
       2023-07-08T04:14:24Z
       
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       It is really unfair that roosters are the only ones allowed to start the day by screaming.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXitDQ2OGcr4Q0AbMe by halfwitamerican@historians.social
       2023-07-15T00:57:55Z
       
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       "There are some things you can't come back from, and ketchup in inappropriate places is one of them."
       
 (DIR) Post #AYL75IvK5i1BvFsJ1M by halfwitamerican@historians.social
       2023-08-03T00:20:36Z
       
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       Someone has to wear a lick sleeve and has been performing his discontent by army crawling around the living room. Currently sitting on my foot atop the ottoman, moaning pitifully every few minutes. He doesn't know I saw him trot in it earlier and play with his brother. Big ol' baby.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYL75KRGSRA8cbpKRk by halfwitamerican@historians.social
       2023-08-03T01:09:33Z
       
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       UPDATE: Seeing as I am a terrible parent who would not remove the torture device, he has sought refuge with the dog. The dog has no opinion.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaN6oRuQeavBIwqiLw by halfwitamerican@historians.social
       2023-10-02T21:13:04Z
       
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       @tek I lived in the East Bay for 4 years. When I first moved to the area, a friend of many years (who then lived in the "West Bay") eagerly reached out and wanted to get together. Once they found out where I lived, I have never been ghosted so quickly in my entire life 🤣
       
 (DIR) Post #Aavuu4TZdD3ZKP2lSy by halfwitamerican@historians.social
       2023-10-19T16:14:29Z
       
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       @tek Kracken cracked.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbojTIvVw9roR1WD8i by halfwitamerican@historians.social
       2023-11-15T02:55:32Z
       
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       @tek I mean, I like them better as yogurt topper than the recommended cereal + milk application, that's for sure.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcJkopJ8rZaAna9dfU by halfwitamerican@historians.social
       2023-11-30T02:06:42Z
       
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       @tek LOL. Turns out he was.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcK5XGsNiwUi7q6kCm by halfwitamerican@historians.social
       2023-11-30T04:31:26Z
       
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 (DIR) Post #Ad3WpC2iq52SwA0pv6 by halfwitamerican@historians.social
       2023-12-17T04:11:52Z
       
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       @jik I have a dear Israeli friend, with family still there, and I've been avoiding contact because I am afraid of losing the friendship over this exact situation. I hope that your friend shares your measured (and correct) stance.
       
 (DIR) Post #AdOGAgn5QH88xU7RYG by halfwitamerican@historians.social
       2024-01-01T04:08:54Z
       
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       @tek Also correct protocol if they ask for ketchup or A-1 with the steak.