Posts by halffast@fosstodon.org
 (DIR) Post #1642546 by halffast@fosstodon.org
       2018-12-01T22:31:52Z
       
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       @e4rache An inexperienced developer is a person who when asked if they want to make a child, they promise to have the baby ready in a month, collects payment for their work for the next 9 months and when the baby is born claims they aren't their parent and that they need to have another child to do what they wanted in the first place.
       
 (DIR) Post #1643981 by halffast@fosstodon.org
       2018-12-01T23:28:12Z
       
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       @e4rache A consultant will explain that it'll take 9 months to produce a child, use a 3rd party vendor to source the child and bill for the whole 9 months plus a 20% project management fee.