Posts by greenzeta@noauthority.social
 (DIR) Post #B2d1WQe16dvHN0v8z2 by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-25T01:40:39Z
       
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       I love how Plex pretends my local server doesn't exist when internet access is down.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2eVqNyrczBm05bsES by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-25T15:04:42Z
       
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       @zephyrotv Oh please. For as long as I've been alive, Wisconsin has been radical left.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2eXtWy2s5TUeKr1tI by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-25T19:02:25Z
       
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       I was slip-sliding just walking down my driveway. And whole time shoveling I saw dumbasses in sedans spinning their wheels down the street. It's not the ice that's going to take out my power, it's some moron spinning out of control into a pole.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2eY5vXjKGLqLPSN8a by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-25T18:59:31Z
       
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       Everything recent events have taught me about Somali people:- Food: Bananas & Rice- Vocation: Daycare signage- Ally: White womenI expected to have a long list here but that's literally all I know.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2fLV5anzhZiVRWTse by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-26T04:25:49Z
       
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       Serious question. In a lesbian couple, who do they blame when they screw something up?
       
 (DIR) Post #B2fizymfekmzJQltPE by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-26T09:04:37Z
       
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       @PNS To be fair, women make it awfully difficult to view them as human. Seriously, sometimes I have to get very creative.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2g9d10VvClAJGWLfU by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-26T14:03:00Z
       
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       @PNS The Ice Cream Man is very different in the UK.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gAYBj2kCA63ebx6e by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-26T14:13:20Z
       
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       @PNS Uh, ma'am. Would you mind closing your legs. You're getting sand all over the steps.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gAqd5Dle3K7QmIrY by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-26T14:11:24Z
       
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       RE: https://noauthority.social/@PNS/115960982762145045I'm sorry. But if that man doesn't offer me at least a Snickers, I'm just not getting in the van. I just won't. (twirls hair)
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gEIg2Ega3pFERoBc by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-26T14:26:08Z
       
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       @zephyrotv Is that the knife they use to cut up the kids?
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gEWMc1hCYZ3niMhk by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-26T13:59:08Z
       
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       Trump says ICE will leave Minnesota if they hand over all criminal immigrants already in prison.This sounds like a "last chance" to me. If Walz doesn't comply, and he probably won't, I think that's when the feds will arrest him.https://britbrief.co.uk/politics/immigration/trump-calls-on-minnesota-to-hand-over-criminal-migrants.html
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gSW7CkNcwqdGfMFk by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-26T17:34:39Z
       
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       @magicalthinking Oh cool! I can rape a kid and get away with it now? I can be just like Bill Clinton!
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gTEBnOfhZTc4pCfw by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-26T17:42:37Z
       
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       @HiroProtagonist Who would win in an arm-wrestling match?
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gVLs9fmMIOvK2GqO by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-26T17:18:36Z
       
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       With the prevalence of CPAP machines today. I think it's safe to assume that about 500 million annual deaths are now being averted. Does that sound right?
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gVv0UCnOqitiOQEK by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-26T18:12:44Z
       
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       @progo Well, delayed long enough that you can call it averted. Why else would people use such a ridiculous device. It's not like doctors scare us into purchasing ineffective product just to make money. That doesn't happen.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2ghI0ZVk6oJJr2qy8 by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-26T20:20:10Z
       
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       @PNS Put on some clothes dude.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2giN4ZcOLVV8H4ePY by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-26T20:32:18Z
       
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       @PNS @truthbait You need to put some ICE on that.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gkDvUB0hKOFWIM4W by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-26T20:46:51Z
       
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       @zephyrotv https://comicgenerator.greenzeta.com/detail/26588e932c7ccfa1df309280702fe1b5
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gzNM6eu3fwjMFVLc by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-26T17:32:06Z
       
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       I've been out on the street fighting ICE all day. My back is killing me. SALT is a good weapon for fighting ICE.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2h2WwQnW8qFrIvoFU by greenzeta@noauthority.social
       2026-01-27T00:18:11Z
       
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       @PNS Caught lying? You mean they don't eat bananas and rice?