Posts by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
(DIR) Post #AXF3bTAimXqGI2IGcy by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2023-06-30T17:54:27Z
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I've never introduced my cats to things like keyboards or paints or telescopes. What if I'm preventing them from living their best kitty lives?? -me after looking at cat videos
(DIR) Post #AY3ekGiLbQq38ASpJQ by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2023-07-25T16:04:50Z
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You know how you forget how to breathe if you think about it too much?This morning I thought too much about how I steer
(DIR) Post #AY3fapRhiUxxuIk3Ki by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2023-07-25T16:24:22Z
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@fcktheworld587 now finally understand that phrase!
(DIR) Post #AbLWJF1wJGdI08HsTg by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2023-11-01T00:21:40Z
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Here's me so badass and nude I don't even have skin
(DIR) Post #AbVYGEq5mBPyrFr77A by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2023-11-05T20:50:23Z
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@art pro tip: they call peeing "making water" for a reason
(DIR) Post #AheGpqWlXnedPJiKPo by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2024-05-07T13:00:10Z
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@ZachWeinersmith I feel like Starship Troopers jerks the audience back and forth a lot.I worked with a play director who did this. It really drove home the emotional impact of the drama (All My Sons)
(DIR) Post #Ai0AeBu5uugtyxnreK by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2024-05-06T13:06:24Z
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How's your day going?My supervisor said I need a new hobby bc I've lost my spark
(DIR) Post #Aj8BnfEW6nDW7bBgqe by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2024-06-20T20:47:33Z
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Remember when you were a kid and an adult said they like trees?And you were like, I don't NOT like trees. Then you became an adult who says, I like trees. What's up with that?
(DIR) Post #AjE7WjAiE2JN74kXgW by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2024-06-23T15:35:40Z
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*Discussing imminent global catastrophe*What am I gonna do about it? I'm gonna die, is what I'm gonna do*Reincarnates*Oh no
(DIR) Post #AkFkVuRGj6de23CdYO by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2024-07-24T01:26:47Z
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I am reading about the history of towels because I am interesting dammit
(DIR) Post #AkFkVvknpxrG6vLkdk by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2024-07-24T01:38:11Z
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There is a distinct lack of information about towels in history. SusSomeone's hiding something in towel-land
(DIR) Post #AkFkVyPzvlzyNGdg80 by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2024-07-24T01:39:44Z
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I may need to concoct a conspiracy theory, like the missing 300 years phantom time theory bs
(DIR) Post #AkFkW0jDLIYfXRe3MG by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2024-07-24T01:42:19Z
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The lack of towels in the history books of the ancient Americas and Asia can only mean humans cleaned spills and their bodies with... hair? s of domesticated animals? Is this the real impetus for animal domestication???
(DIR) Post #AkFkbgige9HxDk6bPE by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2024-07-23T12:46:51Z
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Husband and I being absolutely disgusting.28 years!
(DIR) Post #AkFkdSYCIYG3r42mKO by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2024-07-17T17:18:52Z
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I like awkwardness bc someone told me they did.I like androgyny/gender confusion (in others who are going for that) bc someone told me they did.I am easily influenced, apparently, but only for the better
(DIR) Post #Anv7mrZtSKupKwxzjU by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2024-11-11T02:23:27Z
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The news shows these days just sound like gossiping
(DIR) Post #AtWLJHfWtzjNqw8j4q by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2025-04-27T09:43:52Z
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For cripes sake, be lazy and just DON'T put the dealer's license plate frame back on when you get your plates!No free advertising! Down with the man! Up with laziness!
(DIR) Post #AuPDjyzkJ4VSjZD3x2 by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2025-05-24T01:30:06Z
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I just learned Shrek raves are a thing and I am delighted
(DIR) Post #AuZyfKp7hE7N7tc1ku by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2025-05-29T01:32:32Z
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What if the actual conspiracy theory is the moon landing was REAL?Yeah, the US and the Russians tried real hard, but we DID it and played golf and left bagged poop up there but they don't want you to know so they said it was a Kubrik movie
(DIR) Post #Auyic8NWABcwiaVc8m by greegreehoist@mastodon.world
2025-06-10T00:15:00Z
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Evil cat hatching evil plans. Plans TOO evil, some say I mean, look at his own reaction