Posts by goat@hellsite.site
(DIR) Post #9wocwKqbtqkPHZaH2G by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-06T17:00:54Z
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@root im just so tired. I just bumped up the sidekiq threads and hope that works
(DIR) Post #9wpBpMYod58kxofh9k by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-06T22:29:09Z
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Literally any other year and Kanye running for president would be like, a month of content
(DIR) Post #9wqLgOzPQGkWafR6Rc by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-07T12:44:45Z
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The fuck is a monad
(DIR) Post #9wqLgQNuEfwGuvuBGa by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-07T12:47:34Z
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@doe AWS Lambda is a service for Cloudless Services
(DIR) Post #9ws24mz2Ful3BnX4bI by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-08T08:28:38Z
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I love when hellsite decides the meme of the hour
(DIR) Post #9ws2KXG8UAMJ3T2Vl2 by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-08T08:18:43Z
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Ooh were all in a big computer, fuck off
(DIR) Post #9ws6JAjb98ZQirQS6S by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-08T09:12:53Z
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Mastodon is a simulation trying to find the most inane bullshit people will argue over
(DIR) Post #9ws9denpMYg5dDrb3g by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-08T00:13:47Z
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Fucking destroy the UK
(DIR) Post #9wsf3OocWSn69kzNz6 by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-08T15:19:35Z
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Cryptocurrency; Hey were anonymous! Don't worry no one can track you!Me: ok cool I'll have one crypto please!Cryptocurrency exchanges: ok :) gimme your id, passport, date of birth, first pet, house address and dick size.
(DIR) Post #9wwO8iECqwPhDtkCLQ by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-09T21:45:20Z
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I heard that NASA was going to grow cashew nuts on the ISS for nutritional purposes and as a science experiment in low gravity botany. But they had an issue with excess waste being ejected out the station lowering their speed, causing issues with the orbit. I guess if you nut in space it do push you backward.
(DIR) Post #9wwlv5PWGJHNy54TVQ by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-10T15:16:17Z
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Have you had, you know? The surgery? they ask meYes I reply as i rip of my shirt to reveal an L16 81mm Mortar mounted inside my chest. I fire a round at point blank, killing me instantly
(DIR) Post #9wxQYwW6kDHA8OiFZg by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-10T20:24:58Z
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There are two types of people on mastodon: those that love computer and those that hate it
(DIR) Post #9x7hGYOzJ07Yvsnaym by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-15T21:52:53Z
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I believe in goats and so should you! Send me your goats and I'll double them! Today only!
(DIR) Post #9x8vLV9YPC2eovnEnY by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-16T11:58:46Z
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Death Cab For Cubes
(DIR) Post #9x9G8OMgQlGJ2XWaBs by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-16T15:26:18Z
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running linux containers inside docker inside kuberenetes. Did i mention? It's serverless
(DIR) Post #9x9GotJxj7kxD9W7HM by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-16T16:07:02Z
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@NHG woah fuck
(DIR) Post #9xDkq8llY9BOfcsD7A by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-18T19:59:34Z
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CCC is cancelled. Looks like the pool on the roof at CCC sprung a leak.
(DIR) Post #9xEGQMS9FVBi75RsTA by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-18T20:33:32Z
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What's the most cursed thing to say in a high pitched UwU voice?
(DIR) Post #9xEx095QcQ579qZFEO by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-19T09:49:51Z
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What the fuck is going on
(DIR) Post #9xExjxkP6qKvJLa4OG by goat@hellsite.site
2020-07-19T09:59:02Z
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I'm really bad at figuring out what 👀 means in most contexts