Posts by glyph@glyphicality.tk
(DIR) Post #278240 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-09-28T23:14:45Z
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hey what the fuck is wrong with you people
(DIR) Post #278602 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-09-28T13:20:52Z
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There are hot singles in YOUR area.This is your only warning.
(DIR) Post #293956 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-09-29T15:32:21Z
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all this shit about needing guns to defend your home. this shit is simple. if someone robs you, while they're robbing you you steal their car. easy. then they can't get away and you have a free car.
(DIR) Post #298883 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-09-09T00:14:07Z
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"Hewwo???" you hear, as I pound on your doors. Flickering lights consume your windows as I draw near, my face slamming against them repeatedly.I shatter your window and am birthed from the broken glass like the vile creature I am, crowning into your home. "HEWWOOOO???" I howl as a revenant come for revenge as my every step trails decay into your home and my teeth gnash at the air, tasting your scent."HEWWO???" you hear, as you cower in your room, and I begin to seep through your door.
(DIR) Post #298894 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-09-22T08:39:51Z
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my coach told me i had "lacrossed a line" when i hurled a rock at my opponent with my lacrosse stick
(DIR) Post #298906 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-09-30T14:23:13Z
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if people are the universe experiencing itself then black holes are the universe voring itself send toot
(DIR) Post #314547 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-10-01T07:43:43Z
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eyes are meat cameras god gave you so you could look at titties
(DIR) Post #397140 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-10-06T13:08:01Z
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do new movies come out that are not superhero movies? the world may never know
(DIR) Post #398055 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-10-06T15:03:10Z
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@chest_bot open chest
(DIR) Post #631329 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-10-19T08:23:31Z
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im dead now because i went to a high class wine tasting event and loudly announced that wine is just grape piss and i know what they're really up to
(DIR) Post #631334 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-10-19T08:20:22Z
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if you collect bones you can technically say you're a rock collector because bones are just flesh rocks
(DIR) Post #1024436 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-09-03T09:56:29Z
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:hacker_a: LLW :hacker_h: ALES:hacker_a: RE:hacker_b: ASTARDS
(DIR) Post #1031266 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-11-07T11:57:34Z
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@laurie you know i Dont think that is the saying Laurie .
(DIR) Post #1031389 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-11-07T12:01:26Z
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yuo know, a cola can is dark. corporporation could put anything in there. but how you know is capitlism good? they dont. you open it, you trust, and you take a sip, and it is Not a sludge or bees. that is capitalism :)
(DIR) Post #1031699 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-11-07T12:30:20Z
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@lynnesbian it helps obscure how much things actually cost AND it circumvents laws regarding regional currency! so effective! :) capitalism ftw!
(DIR) Post #1100639 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-11-10T14:55:59Z
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many people have had crushes on me in the past. for instance, once a boy named Ronald crushed me in 6th grade and shattered all of my bones. and then another boy named Ronald in 9th grade also crushed me and shattered all my bones. im a bit of a charmer :)
(DIR) Post #1573869 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-11-29T04:37:55Z
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the two genders are pc and mac
(DIR) Post #1757571 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-12-06T01:52:28Z
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the price of the parts for my prospective PC have been steadily climbing since black friday concluded and i want 2 die
(DIR) Post #2345069 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2018-12-27T20:39:51Z
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amazing innovative idea: social media platform that scrolls diagonally
(DIR) Post #2584774 by glyph@glyphicality.tk
2019-01-03T11:34:15Z
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submissive or dubmissive