Posts by glitterfizz@woof.group
 (DIR) Post #AWgzk3IG3TMghgYN84 by glitterfizz@woof.group
       2023-06-14T19:58:33Z
       
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       yea sure you're a masochist, but are you a "cook bacon naked" masochist?
       
 (DIR) Post #AXT3eQZBFSAaaGvIOm by glitterfizz@woof.group
       2023-06-29T01:39:07Z
       
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       sigh... I'm such an old school video game protag... the literal hurdles I will jump over to be more than satisfied with a peck on the cheek...
       
 (DIR) Post #AXbqn0dcWH046D8y5A by glitterfizz@woof.group
       2023-06-17T15:07:00Z
       
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       Feral Transmascs...fave/boost if u agree
       
 (DIR) Post #AXjgo0gqMoeuGzAYfA by glitterfizz@woof.group
       2023-07-06T17:03:58Z
       
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       "monsterfucker" is a gender neutral substitute for "motherfucker"
       
 (DIR) Post #AY42VpuIs8VeprhuXA by glitterfizz@woof.group
       2023-07-25T20:36:05Z
       
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       am I bringin sexy back?nope...I'm not returnin this shit
       
 (DIR) Post #AY5q6gz06Z8kmg4IBE by glitterfizz@woof.group
       2023-07-17T20:58:35Z
       
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       cheesiest trope I'm feral for: starcrossed loveliterally some shit like "your fave fruit is APPLES and mine is BANANAS. we're SWORN ENEMIES of the produce aisle. we should VERY AMOROUSLY DO STUFF by the peaches."this I can squeeze into Absolutely Everything™don't try mebc if you do...... we become sworn enemies a-and...🐑👉👈~starcrossed~
       
 (DIR) Post #AacBSTa3X1ejcdBTnM by glitterfizz@woof.group
       2023-07-23T19:54:50Z
       
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       I Joined a Polycule and All I Got was This Goddamn T-Shirt
       
 (DIR) Post #Abwym4p1efU6lkZYbQ by glitterfizz@woof.group
       2023-11-19T00:40:21Z
       
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       🧸: *slaps roof of tummy* this baby can hold so many kisses on it
       
 (DIR) Post #Ac4ImfNP6XPlKYvlLM by glitterfizz@woof.group
       2023-11-22T15:06:02Z
       
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       drawing transmasc bodies in the name of the revolution,,, (they're nekkid n setting gubment buildings on fire)
       
 (DIR) Post #AcZRG5wiDlsxfLkNsG by glitterfizz@woof.group
       2023-12-05T19:08:17Z
       
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       I am not a liar!!{sorry for repost, alt text wound up wacky lol}
       
 (DIR) Post #AdHkzgnSGUoY8DZSQC by glitterfizz@woof.group
       2023-12-29T00:24:51Z
       
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       if you tell a boy you like him,he'll know you like him...however,if you don't tell a boy you like him,I guarantee you that adorably dense motherfucker will never figure it outalso,if you tell him you like him he may not believe you and require reassurance of your liking of him, perhaps until the end of timethis has been a PSA, I guess
       
 (DIR) Post #AdSbTSHkS9mt8t5eUK by glitterfizz@woof.group
       2024-01-01T17:15:56Z
       
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       posting this screenshot of my new display name solely to be adulated for the incredible wordplay, thank you for your time et passez une bonne journée
       
 (DIR) Post #AdUmbzIh4gvvfLiups by glitterfizz@woof.group
       2024-01-03T23:10:14Z
       
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       mfw the etymology of "licking into shape" lmao"From the medieval notion that bear cubs were born shapeless, and that the mother would lick them into the shape of a bear..."source: https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/lick_into_shape
       
 (DIR) Post #AjpD5CcNgG5bMuqvPk by glitterfizz@woof.group
       2024-07-11T15:19:17Z
       
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       locked in a dungeon kennel for shouting lewd couplets...call that "bard barred in kinky bars for barking kinky bars in kinky bars"