Posts by gknauss@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AaPHXlYHr9tN7BeyDQ by gknauss@mastodon.social
2023-10-03T20:49:47Z
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What’s really astonishing is that a most Republicans don’t think their party is stupid or cruel _enough_.
(DIR) Post #Abfhutb8Utzs1KvAdE by gknauss@mastodon.social
2023-11-10T15:15:01Z
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If you listen carefully, you can hear Scrub Daddy begging for death.
(DIR) Post #Abhzi49e7jxiUJ0ybg by gknauss@mastodon.social
2023-11-11T18:59:45Z
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If tech oligarchs really want to extend human lifetimes, the proven way to do it is simple: eliminate poverty, improve education, expand healthcare.Oh! They want to extend _thier_ lives!Got it.Turns out — eventually — that’s going to be the way for them to live longer, too.
(DIR) Post #AbmwXTI7iAqtOStJzc by gknauss@mastodon.social
2023-11-14T02:41:22Z
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Is there anything more pathetic than a guy in his 50s stopped at a red light, scream-singing along with late-90s punk?Please tell me there is. Please. Anything.The teenagers in the next car are making fun of me.
(DIR) Post #Ac29CM6nyadlFCrEsy by gknauss@mastodon.social
2023-11-21T14:14:18Z
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(DIR) Post #Ad5Nc5sOjpgw7e8yDA by gknauss@mastodon.social
2023-12-22T23:43:19Z
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My son and his girlfriend are throwing a dinner party tonight for a dozen of their friends with tri-tip and a ham and home-made stuffing and squash and salad and a chocolate bundt cake and I asked him why they don’t just sneak off to the park to drink beer like they used to, and after a very long pause, he said, “…I don’t know.”
(DIR) Post #AdXdo6UXqcHtKYqhbU by gknauss@mastodon.social
2024-01-05T16:45:05Z
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Never join a world-controlling secret society that can’t set up its own MX.
(DIR) Post #AhR7GVvuSxvJu8af32 by gknauss@mastodon.social
2024-05-01T01:50:11Z
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BEE DELAY!
(DIR) Post #AhR7GWmNJttIWr8YpE by gknauss@mastodon.social
2024-05-01T02:04:29Z
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For all my complaints about the MLB app, they do seem to have the corner-cases nailed.
(DIR) Post #AhR7GXPixbMmUtXz9s by gknauss@mastodon.social
2024-05-01T02:36:13Z
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Bees! Bees in my hair! Aieeee!
(DIR) Post #AiUM3aHj0M9YdzrO5Y by gknauss@mastodon.social
2024-06-01T15:13:23Z
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Remember, MAGA faithful: When you make a death threat against a judge or juror, be sure to use your real name and include your Social Security Number, so President Trump can thank you personally when he returns to the White House.
(DIR) Post #AiwPna1pbEMP56RQA4 by gknauss@mastodon.social
2024-06-15T02:35:43Z
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I understand why Clarence Thomas makes a technical distinction between a bump stock and a machine gun, even though they have the same result.I mean, it’s how he sees vacations and bribes.
(DIR) Post #AkUg3jMooQnV8ipP96 by gknauss@mastodon.social
2024-07-31T06:42:08Z
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Matt Walsh argues that the GOP can’t win the celebrity-endorsement contest, so it “should focus on policy instead.”…On literally the same day that the most significant Republican policy initiative of the campaign — Project 2025 — ostensibly closed up shop because their proposal is 900 pages of fascist horror.
(DIR) Post #AkUhSSga4OWab6Qbxo by gknauss@mastodon.social
2024-07-31T15:46:13Z
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@futurebird Can you imagine how miserable it must be to live inside his head?
(DIR) Post #AlsBZ5Y9zzvHvn9wVk by gknauss@mastodon.social
2024-09-10T15:57:33Z
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Shorter Vance: “A bunch of kids on a Discord somewhere wanted to see if they could make me look like an idiot. They have their answer.”
(DIR) Post #AmNgOfA8NAAFfvBhIW by gknauss@mastodon.social
2024-09-24T17:27:51Z
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None of this WordPress nonsense would be an issue if you bastards had just stuck with Movable Type.
(DIR) Post #AygRDRKsTCFTwy0JIO by gknauss@mastodon.social
2025-09-28T17:46:56Z
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I thought “trans ideology” was “Please leave me alone, you weirdos.”
(DIR) Post #Az2Ouii1j72XtqtdAG by gknauss@mastodon.social
2025-10-08T15:26:11Z
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I hate that Prime Day has become so commercialized.
(DIR) Post #B1DhHATtLga9nuUn6O by gknauss@mastodon.social
2025-12-13T15:18:12Z
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Man, I hope I never show up in a photo where everybody else’s face has been redacted for legal reasons.
(DIR) Post #B2b6n6FGJY2WTrBsv2 by gknauss@mastodon.social
2026-01-22T03:53:00Z
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@Migueldeicaza I really like XCancel to view Twitter threads when logged out. Same URL, but with xcancel.com instead of x.com.https://xcancel.com/moorehn/status/2014050043527876847