Posts by geekysteven@beige.party
(DIR) Post #AzAr97UEkjHWmVmQyW by geekysteven@beige.party
2025-10-13T18:00:25Z
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Her: Our relationship has too many problemsHer medieval archer boyfriend: Suppose someone were to draw some red concentric circles around those problems…
(DIR) Post #AzGJibIjfDy9tLuIeO by geekysteven@beige.party
2025-10-15T12:00:51Z
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My dream job is to run a cozy little bookshop, but without worrying about having to succeed as a small business. So basically a money laundering front where I get to read
(DIR) Post #B0gfAf36ghpkSP3jHs by geekysteven@beige.party
2025-11-27T20:00:26Z
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(DIR) Post #B0s8ixhorcJlZiMy4e by geekysteven@beige.party
2025-12-03T13:00:34Z
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Rattlesnakes are venomous, not poisonous. If they bite you, you have a problem. But if you bite them, well you have a different problem and it's related to how mean you are to snakes
(DIR) Post #B0z5pOOFcov8JhJJxo by geekysteven@beige.party
2025-12-06T19:00:08Z
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People act like rejecting the gender binary is some new trend like people in the 80s weren't building a set of shoulder pads that could reach into heaven and poke God in the eye
(DIR) Post #B11CpEIsDPat1paJOq by geekysteven@beige.party
2025-12-07T20:50:15Z
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It's not that the Simpsons can predict the future, it's that the worst people in power have always been cartoonishly evil and predictable
(DIR) Post #B1DzciDqtQFthtPqqG by geekysteven@beige.party
2025-12-13T19:00:24Z
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Writing prompt:From the perspective of a wild animal, describe the job hunting environment of your town.
(DIR) Post #B1Jfr6TqfOH0rSF6Jc by geekysteven@beige.party
2025-12-16T19:00:32Z
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Starts watching Downton Abbey: ugh, all these foppish dandies deserve the guillotineSix seasons into Downton Abbey: I love these foppish dandies, it'll be a shame when they meet the guillotine
(DIR) Post #B1T6Pidru24glJURmK by geekysteven@beige.party
2025-12-20T15:00:51Z
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(DIR) Post #B1W90Ocy3ta6mkZ76e by geekysteven@beige.party
2025-12-22T19:00:09Z
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[Mulder opens the top secret files from Area 51]"I can't believe it....they've been making incremental advances in airplane technology"
(DIR) Post #B1aTP4tvJiIoYlNmS0 by geekysteven@beige.party
2025-12-24T20:00:56Z
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(DIR) Post #B1afhV5hsejcRuReXQ by geekysteven@beige.party
2025-12-24T20:41:42Z
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12 Days of Christmas is a song about someone who absolutely is nailing it at gift-giving to someone with a special interest in ornithology
(DIR) Post #B1jB7ax1MqxDzoz6VE by geekysteven@beige.party
2025-12-28T20:00:46Z
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(DIR) Post #B1zQta64SAgL5ZuqsC by geekysteven@beige.party
2026-01-05T20:00:21Z
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(DIR) Post #B28GGbYIXLGOF6qm5g by geekysteven@beige.party
2026-01-09T21:02:46Z
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Seeing all these people saying Renee Nicole Good deserved death for just normal shit like being gay or having pronouns in bio should be a wake up call to everyone who thinks MAGA can coexist with civil society. They're talking about you. They've pre-authorized your execution.
(DIR) Post #B2HdvFrI91bSCbj5CS by geekysteven@beige.party
2026-01-14T15:01:02Z
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In a walkable city, you wouldn't have to drive 15 miles to get to the Love Shack
(DIR) Post #B2WOPLvz9r1XZeCVfM by geekysteven@beige.party
2026-01-21T21:00:08Z
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(DIR) Post #B2mxiBagA5fLEnr5pg by geekysteven@beige.party
2026-01-29T20:00:16Z
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Americans are so under-informed. More than 2/3 of don't know where the nearest secret prison is, and don't even know the codename of the federal agent assigned to monitor them
(DIR) Post #B2nelfxK17jeJNMBOa by geekysteven@beige.party
2026-01-28T19:00:16Z
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Battlestar Galactica? You mean, The Wire for nerds Imao. I have not seen either show and will not be taking questions at this time
(DIR) Post #B2t1RYvfhYy5SmlLxQ by geekysteven@beige.party
2026-02-01T19:00:48Z
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Maybe Metal Gear isn't a threat to the world if it can regularly be defeated by one person.