Posts by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #468033 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-10T17:20:43Z
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@capefeather @nuttgodd @evan @p @LuigiEsq animal crackers
(DIR) Post #468076 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-10T17:23:41Z
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@nuttgodd @capefeather @evan @p @LuigiEsq whichever crackers go best with a nice refreshing glass of piss
(DIR) Post #468149 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-10T17:29:24Z
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@nuttgodd @capefeather @evan @p @LuigiEsq he wants to be able to call mommy the R word when she runs out of Chicken in a Biskit. Do you see his dilemma here?
(DIR) Post #469417 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-10T19:04:16Z
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@natehousley I wouldn't marry you but we'd probably make out and do a little over under for some good cooking
(DIR) Post #471307 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-10T20:57:21Z
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@p @evan @LuigiEsq no it's an error in logisticsAren't you literally trying to police my language right now bro
(DIR) Post #471346 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-10T20:58:25Z
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@p @evan @illnessideology @LuigiEsq because you have your Tarantino avatar and references so we assumed you love him which you seem to very much like Pulp Fiction and Snatch
(DIR) Post #471354 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-10T20:58:43Z
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@p @evan @LuigiEsq @illnessideology tastes of piss differ?
(DIR) Post #471891 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-10T21:29:42Z
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@p @LuigiEsq @illnessideology @evan it's kind of savage to refer to Snatch as not a Tarantino movie, it wasn't amazing but it's still part of the canon
(DIR) Post #471956 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-10T21:33:34Z
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@p @LuigiEsq @illnessideology @evan Imagine the absolute hubris of thinking you know more than IMDB
(DIR) Post #477023 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-11T03:28:54Z
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So this pedantic guy started shit over, of all things, the r-word. I made fun of him and he made some florid response, to which I mocked him for being a Tarantino fan and then started to troll him about Tarantino's works.
(DIR) Post #477024 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-11T03:30:15Z
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I managed to convince the shitty r-word defending pedant that Quentin Tarantino directed Snatch via fake screenshot WITH A MISSPELLED NAME and he backed down instantly.I shall now retire from the internet as your new god, please send over redheaded twins to suck my cock in tandem, thank you and good night.
(DIR) Post #477259 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-11T03:56:02Z
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@leonthotsky annoyed I'm not getting flipped off by those finger shoes
(DIR) Post #485940 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-11T17:41:07Z
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@Pepsi you're never going to post toes on the TL are you
(DIR) Post #485942 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-11T17:49:32Z
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@Pepsi I can only be nice (horny) or mean (horny)
(DIR) Post #487364 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-11T18:18:55Z
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Hey so I can't tell when we're all joking around if I've crossed a line and I try really hard not to, so please tell me if I make you uncomfortable and I'll try not to make you uncomfortable in the first place. Apparently I made someone on here so uncomfortable he blocked me. I would prefer it not get to that point with anyone else.
(DIR) Post #487365 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-11T18:38:14Z
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By the way it is totally going to devastate me when you point out I crossed the line, that is definitely going to happen. Do it anyway, your emotions are more important than my ability to make fucking dumb jokes. I'm going to feel really bad but I don't care, I just want you NOT to.
(DIR) Post #487367 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-11T18:41:02Z
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@Thomas some people don't like sexual/lewd jokes and some people do and I NEVER KNOW which people are which until I find out the hard way
(DIR) Post #487369 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-11T18:47:38Z
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@Thomas yeah I mean, I totally understand. And this is what's stupid about being a really upfront person like me is I just assume others will be, and that's something I can't just keep assuming
(DIR) Post #487417 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-10-11T19:08:03Z
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@leonthotsky it was not clear to me based on every interaction we had being ironic.It seems like this has been a problem for awhile and I don't like to get defensive about this, but how am I supposed to know that something is a problem if I don't know it? Like, this is literally the first I'm hearing of it.
(DIR) Post #3458515 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-09-08T14:27:57Z
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I was raised in the South to believe that ain't is not a word, and yet it is literally a contraction of am and not. I hate classist education shit.