Posts by gayalien@cryptids.online
(DIR) Post #9nhNdaDjJq5cINK4Ya by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-07T23:54:26Z
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moving to a coastal city where all the good allies stay *i instantly see a post about how portland has reinstated Whites Only bathrooms*
(DIR) Post #9nio6TBJMQdepQaOrg by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-08T02:02:41Z
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white leftists love sniffing coke in a shared Portland apartment their parents own but they still call it a co-op
(DIR) Post #9nio6TQYRkpdahiZcm by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-08T02:03:35Z
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rich white kids become leftists so they won't get murdered during the revolution
(DIR) Post #9njSEefOXUSEvs7Csq by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-09T00:15:45Z
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@selontheweb @spookcentral 2 white people talking about a duvet or some shit. mastodon dot com
(DIR) Post #9njSEhziAPULFkdyT2 by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-09T00:17:22Z
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@spookcentral @selontheweb i would have simply put on a big polka dot patch
(DIR) Post #9njSEnCenhoZPLjsq8 by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-09T00:20:39Z
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@selontheweb @spookcentral you only need a fitted sheet with the little corner clips, a regular sheet and a comforter
(DIR) Post #9njSHwBJsLbu7fc4KO by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-09T00:23:49Z
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@half_rat @spookcentral @selontheweb jude you are 2% less cute for knowing what a duvet cover is
(DIR) Post #9njSvRkQRlqRJjsBYO by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-09T00:30:26Z
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@half_rat @triz @spookcentral @selontheweb 5 white people talking about a duvet. mastodon dot co dot nz
(DIR) Post #9nk7hbtI2EfKqFXYAa by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-09T08:03:21Z
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@pisscotheque i would cradle your wrinkly body
(DIR) Post #9nk7hce5EG61BNQv6e by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-09T08:05:49Z
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@pisscotheque i will clean your Depends adult baby diapers
(DIR) Post #9nkDRiQIZzQmC2meoa by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-09T08:10:53Z
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hi jude
(DIR) Post #9nlS2aC1jdAVtmXfhQ by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-09T23:20:40Z
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class war when. class war when. class war when. nothing will change until people are scared to be rich
(DIR) Post #9nlS2e41LL8nu6pKm8 by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-09T23:22:57Z
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if you can't outright decapitate some rich asshole start making them feel like shit for pretending to be leftists
(DIR) Post #9nlS2gy6XnBuud59TE by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-09T23:25:22Z
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if you are trans, white, and work in tech in a coastal city you are still a gentrifier sorry
(DIR) Post #9nlU7CNPuWI5OFCMWO by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-09T23:26:31Z
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cute uwu smol bean who helps develop tracking algorithms for cruise missiles
(DIR) Post #9nlUSBZo54EUzQ07xQ by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-09T23:02:42Z
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thinking about making an instance where we force you to send in your tax returns to prove you're poor before you can join
(DIR) Post #9nlfsQa610c0YCqtHc by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-10T02:00:39Z
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BILLY GUNN: a normal amount of asses, just enough time
(DIR) Post #9nn1PC2bOAJXCsbui0 by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-10T03:54:03Z
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if you can't handle me at my calls for class warfare you don't deserve me while i'm doing my weeb dusty rhodes voice
(DIR) Post #9nn23YMdoKzK1ZEFJA by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-08-15T03:07:43Z
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@muppetbutler knuckles has titties
(DIR) Post #9nrWPjKUqWvAidajQm by gayalien@cryptids.online
2019-10-12T05:12:57Z
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is Blue Collar Comedy Tour too "redneck" for you? are you sick of white supremacists infiltrating your stand-up comedy? if so, we have a special surprise for you at NBC...it's Lady the Cable Gal!!!! *Lena Dunham is wheeled out on a table with straps like Frankenstein wearing a flannel outfit*LADY: Git him done!!!!