Posts by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
(DIR) Post #AUDNqFRQ42hlxnIDUe by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-04-01T16:29:34Z
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My happy place
(DIR) Post #AUTcdPSAzgFWBRFx32 by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-04-09T13:18:36Z
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Hey, grumpy fucks: just a reminder that if you don’t like what someone toots then block them mute them unfollow them. No one, literally no one, is forcing you to follow anyone here. Good Day
(DIR) Post #AUYJnKDYO9tfVBENIe by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-04-11T19:32:15Z
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Welcome to your forties where sitting cross-cross applesauce for 30 minutes renders you immobile for hours after
(DIR) Post #AV7Emvs2LLLvheFD1c by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-04-28T14:59:33Z
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I need more funny friendly people to follow. Please share your shitposters here
(DIR) Post #AVSM6biHmDaOycAdaS by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-05-06T12:38:01Z
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I love that I can still get my early morning fix of gloryhole and bukkake jokes. It’s not the platform. It’s the people 💜
(DIR) Post #AVWAZOpunK0XBapZnE by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-05-09T14:01:05Z
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I listen to a lot of podcasts - they help drown out the distractions. Every time I hear someone say ‘You can’t find me on twitter anymore - that place is a flaming cesspool of hatred and toxicity’, the darkness in my soul fades a little.
(DIR) Post #AVYv4III9Xwk51h39k by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-05-11T23:13:32Z
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@Chronomyst I’m a fan of the sparkly costumes
(DIR) Post #AWOQfy7a0tLhIMRLwO by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-06-05T20:48:48Z
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I never know what to say when I’m making loud noises to scare away bears in the forest. So I’ve come up with a great idea: I just yell out lines from movies every few minutes.“The truth? You can’t handle the truth!” *3 minutes later*“It is a race! I am winning!”*3 minutes later*“You talkin’ to me?”
(DIR) Post #AWORSPCMe0VRAom4oq by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-06-05T21:10:41Z
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@calculsoberic 😆
(DIR) Post #AWPtlcROcoZzcYiQO8 by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-06-05T20:53:22Z
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@the_etrain “Yeah, baby, yeah”
(DIR) Post #AWrK4g5oHQl3OLHqbo by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-06-19T11:22:10Z
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This is bullshit! I wasn’t finished with the weekend yet
(DIR) Post #AWvRT6TRK8p4TMm0HY by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-06-21T19:12:01Z
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I discovered an exceptionally long rogue chin hair during a zoom call so I started stroking it, villain-like, and now I own a fleet of space rockets and a couple of Supreme Court judges.
(DIR) Post #AXIcdG44Z5ly5UeTfU by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-07-02T23:39:41Z
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@grammargirl we live in a holiday town and every weekend I look for new dogs walking past 😀
(DIR) Post #AYd0GAKdwq1WPeaycS by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-08-11T12:24:13Z
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Morning wood > morning anxiety
(DIR) Post #AYlz4ie0u3UoxsOCno by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-08-15T23:43:18Z
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What I thought was a determined little gang of mosquitoes biting me, turns out to be my leg stubble catching on my leggings as I move
(DIR) Post #AZ7taO0qp077zouHBI by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-08-26T11:47:08Z
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Please don’t anthropomorphize fascists
(DIR) Post #AZd2jY9FCINPf1xpDs by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-09-10T13:18:59Z
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Being in your 40s means getting excited by upcoming optometrist appointments because soon you’ll be able to read words again
(DIR) Post #AZpbQpusPoyCm4SS4u by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-09-16T17:04:48Z
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These rocks are like a bajallion years old
(DIR) Post #AadEvJ36GE8GNTATvU by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-10-10T15:52:37Z
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The sun is giving the same amount of heat today as tepid urine
(DIR) Post #AaxcoMxIbQTK2pzypk by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-10-20T11:16:48Z
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Wearing my purple panties today - for you 😏