Posts by funkula@goblin.camp
(DIR) Post #Akiql392sEhygc7TTU by funkula@goblin.camp
2024-08-07T11:37:47Z
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@futurebird one of the more deranged subcultures that's popped up over the last few years (which is a pretty huge achievement) is the transvestigators who have been forced by their own methods to conclude that every single person in public life is not only trans, but nefariously so
(DIR) Post #Akr3zKjJ8xfdwotxya by funkula@goblin.camp
2024-08-11T10:43:43Z
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@futurebird @bisonrimant this is incredible, particularly that last picture. The idea of the queen being many times the size of the workers is easy to grasp but I didn't know there were any ants with such a size disparity between different types of worker. Never would have guessed those could be the same species.
(DIR) Post #Al8wcjBMrShEI9ZxFw by funkula@goblin.camp
2024-08-20T01:06:09Z
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Instead of a FAQ the British cop instance has a "Wot's all this then" page
(DIR) Post #Am2IaJjlNZtZTtid72 by funkula@goblin.camp
2024-09-15T15:17:15Z
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(DIR) Post #Am2qmtSJnigCB2jAMi by funkula@goblin.camp
2024-09-16T01:03:42Z
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Found this while looking for "me when I fucking get you" and this is way funnier
(DIR) Post #AmLX3yX1sK9NlN2Nn6 by funkula@goblin.camp
2024-09-25T01:04:13Z
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When Phil Collins sang "I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord" he was singing about the pervy phantom
(DIR) Post #AnbJBeun5XOIXhgT7Q by funkula@goblin.camp
2024-11-01T13:30:02Z
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(DIR) Post #AnkQ2dvTFrstfmEo08 by funkula@goblin.camp
2024-11-05T18:47:12Z
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If you need one, here's a pallet cleanser for you
(DIR) Post #AomK7SGdZD25YJAzwW by funkula@goblin.camp
2024-12-05T18:05:02Z
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We need @healyn to account for his whereabouts yesterday
(DIR) Post #ApvCr7r7LRHfPvG7HM by funkula@goblin.camp
2025-01-09T20:37:01Z
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A cybertruck is like a fart you smell with your eyes
(DIR) Post #Aq8UTMJsF1O9YW0OZc by funkula@goblin.camp
2025-01-16T09:48:25Z
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@futurebird had a dream someone wrote a comedy thing about traditional ant-style pizza. Their favorite topping: sugar. Unfortunately, as a bit they glued a bunch of sugar to the pages
(DIR) Post #As8IGOW44m5kdgpXxA by funkula@goblin.camp
2025-03-17T02:32:30Z
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It's true, 70s cars were designed to explode in multiple stages if a tree fell on them #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #Asy0fzP9H3PCyTykM4 by funkula@goblin.camp
2025-04-11T00:06:20Z
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No longer able to sell The Lemonade that Kills You, Panera has fallen back on their old standby, The Soup that Disappoints You
(DIR) Post #AuEkrR5lOtTPeQcvWi by funkula@goblin.camp
2025-05-19T01:47:41Z
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Now I don't know a lot about pearls, but I would be suspicious if I found them inside completely empty shells that have obviously not had a living oyster in them in a while #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdkDw4UT1hMBH6N8q by funkula@goblin.camp
2025-06-30T01:02:04Z
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Rare case of opening by fucking off into the sea #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #Ay6BIAYoiwKalfiejg by funkula@goblin.camp
2025-09-11T12:24:34Z
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Still my favorite after all these years. The 30 minute window is the best part of it
(DIR) Post #Ayir7yHC4SVJV5Fn8K by funkula@goblin.camp
2025-09-30T00:01:04Z
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The Hero with a Thousand Cigarettes, by Joseph Camel
(DIR) Post #Az2OHPiSPOMThTM3zk by funkula@goblin.camp
2025-10-01T05:09:58Z
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So I'm up past my bedtime because, as I was drifting off to sleep, some motherfucker threw a fist size rock at my windshield and now I'm waiting for the sheriffs because I have to file a police report for my company, and as far as I can tell I'm an hour away from their nearest office
(DIR) Post #AzqEApjs4PwXsEOFbk by funkula@goblin.camp
2025-11-02T12:16:51Z
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No Noh November. Take the pledge
(DIR) Post #B1NFes62V3AcbCS78q by funkula@goblin.camp
2025-12-18T04:03:12Z
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