Posts by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
(DIR) Post #AXHmsZ1NAkXZbiMlIu by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-07-02T13:59:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts one love, one queen, let’s buzz together and bee all night. 🎶
(DIR) Post #AXYFFHZrhbTMhpornE by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-07-10T12:32:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts certainly on a decibel per pound basis 🤔
(DIR) Post #AXftioEhlS0GyK1C4W by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-07-14T05:09:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts they’re finding her G-Spot.
(DIR) Post #AXtw1c339iiUtUjWE4 by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-07-20T23:41:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was asked for a cover letter recently. My first draft,Have skills and bills
(DIR) Post #AYI4Q2m8RTh4aHtZXU by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-08-01T15:08:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts circle of life! 🎶
(DIR) Post #AYUp2aWD8XwgoYeLVA by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-08-07T18:47:18Z
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@stux “I was fired for being too woke” requests will somehow get lost
(DIR) Post #AYn016Lt6wGURki5Ls by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-08-16T13:14:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts if it’s on the internet it must be true, officer.
(DIR) Post #AYzhztnV1yMd6ENh4q by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-08-22T16:10:29Z
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Honey waited till the last minute to come home before I left for the doctors office. #cats #catsofmastodon
(DIR) Post #AZe1E793ddSI8hHcNk by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-09-11T03:08:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts if someone claiming to be an agent arrives at your door, just say Alan Greenspan three times to make them disappear
(DIR) Post #AaA0EO64E1A6HBEe7E by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-09-26T13:27:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts it doesn’t even matter if it is their birthday!
(DIR) Post #AaAOT3yFjWWB6G6vcO by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-09-26T13:14:34Z
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Mr Lynx does his best, “gimme more treats” look#cats #catsofmastodon
(DIR) Post #AaH8MAfKCoLmfyfVya by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-09-30T00:01:17Z
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All my outside kitties use the same pose, in the same place to beg for treats #cats #catsofmastodon
(DIR) Post #AaRTPVPDajWMUIAJbk by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-10-04T23:45:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts they are dead to me after the latest privacy policy. Then I learned about all the VC nonsense. JC is in a pit of his own digging, with no clue how to get out, and his response is to dig deeper.
(DIR) Post #AaSea95gkmo7Az7lg0 by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-10-05T12:50:47Z
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Bing DalE-3 stained glass panther in the jungle
(DIR) Post #Ably2rAksSwpEV0x8q by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-11-13T18:36:14Z
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@internetarchive I saved up my allowance for months to buy my copy.
(DIR) Post #AbuXWbbutUVgkVv3hY by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-11-17T22:09:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AcKbnkvMyDL8U7PSXg by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-11-30T11:55:50Z
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@textfiles brb, adding intensity to my muppet frog…
(DIR) Post #AjQrZO3gqfyUkjZlz6 by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2024-06-29T16:09:15Z
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I put together a meme
(DIR) Post #ArxZqdnEJczUvVAZKS by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2025-03-11T23:13:37Z
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@stux “moon dust” totally sounds like 50’s slang for nose candy. 🤔😇
(DIR) Post #AsDSd9UU4qEI1yNgnI by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2025-03-19T15:08:12Z
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@interfluidity there is a European city that forbid the building of family owned brick towers, because the rich had a nasty habit of shutting themselves in their towers, and burning the wooden homes of the poor around them.