Posts by fulkery1@mas.to
(DIR) Post #AQUJZoqEGF3GKwRkAK by fulkery1@mas.to
2022-12-11T05:35:01Z
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If you could shift the learning of hard lessons over to the bad people, that would help. Thanks.
(DIR) Post #AQkJ0uLut6E5p4yozo by fulkery1@mas.to
2022-12-18T23:04:56Z
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Just say no to drugs? It's clearly too late if you're talking to the drugs.
(DIR) Post #ARDGIz7ZEUR9uJSX1k by fulkery1@mas.to
2023-01-01T21:51:54Z
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Why yes, I am slowly withdrawing from all forms of deep interaction due to my experience with the futility of any efforts to maintain such connections, how perceptive of you.
(DIR) Post #ARNjSz33CNZmpR490i by fulkery1@mas.to
2023-01-03T17:35:45Z
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There is no legal limit on the number of times you blink per minute.
(DIR) Post #ARcdTolbkll1qpZDYu by fulkery1@mas.to
2023-01-14T01:17:54Z
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Let's see how much trouble I can get into while drunk on this spinny chair.
(DIR) Post #ARd0Y3ZExtzvrGlwxc by fulkery1@mas.to
2023-01-14T08:29:21Z
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@fcktheworld587 barely escaped. Hiding among the Welsh.
(DIR) Post #AReN0zmuUM34gSKYXQ by fulkery1@mas.to
2023-01-12T12:51:21Z
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"It was a dark and stormy night..."Ooo cliché but let's see where this goes.Vs."It was a dark and stormy morning..."Ugh I'm calling in.
(DIR) Post #ARszGG6Scxmy6FcSIq by fulkery1@mas.to
2023-01-22T01:28:08Z
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Every last millisecond spent thinking about me is wasted, trust me, nobody knows this as well as I do.
(DIR) Post #ARwYkNDgoQCkjFyXlg by fulkery1@mas.to
2023-01-23T18:52:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts I told someone who was ranting about "Mexicans at the border trying to take our jobs" that the crisis at the time was notably driven by refugees fleeing death in Guatemala who wouldn't immigrate to Mexico because Mexico notified country of origin and they feared being tracked down and murdered. That person didn't like me, very accurate.
(DIR) Post #AS0fcnxMzx39e8WIMa by fulkery1@mas.to
2023-01-25T16:36:18Z
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"Technically all feeding is after SOME midnight," he noted, slowly turning green.
(DIR) Post #AS7vowVA0pnIzpr1s0 by fulkery1@mas.to
2023-01-28T02:01:44Z
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Apple screen time report has no idea that I have another phone. Fools.
(DIR) Post #ASOBiuu4kIe96vs6y0 by fulkery1@mas.to
2023-02-06T02:36:42Z
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I am thoroughly convinced that all the sleep apps are subliminally programming people for the lizard person agenda.
(DIR) Post #ASQAqy15LOMpRcLSQi by fulkery1@mas.to
2023-02-07T01:45:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ASm7EITnR3aFMKeYd6 by fulkery1@mas.to
2023-02-17T15:42:53Z
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Why do we even need mascots for teams? People are there to see a game, someone running around in a goofy suit doing antics is not the keystone of your billion whatever industry. Just get a color scheme and a cool font for the jerseys.
(DIR) Post #ASmwXGVK6DTgOgAZ0a by fulkery1@mas.to
2023-02-18T01:20:34Z
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Reality just keeps punching until I stop caring.
(DIR) Post #ASqcQ0G8sUVfXKAU88 by fulkery1@mas.to
2023-02-19T14:58:04Z
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I bought oatmeal for the first time in 2 years. It only took two days for a kid to come down at midnight and make some so they could leave the bowl unrinsed by the sink overnight.
(DIR) Post #AStIUdUlWhy4m1osJE by fulkery1@mas.to
2023-02-21T00:50:24Z
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Question authority. Reject societal norms. Taco Monday.
(DIR) Post #AStS9kg6cmwqVlnvVI by fulkery1@mas.to
2023-02-20T14:05:30Z
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Actual footage of me teaching Godzilla everything it knows about fighting robots. Pro-tip: keep those wrists straight.
(DIR) Post #AT1fpY3EoZ5CBHZ1OK by fulkery1@mas.to
2023-02-21T05:14:42Z
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Might watch Top Gear reruns this weekend so I can feel like I have friends.
(DIR) Post #AWr6FdiA4lMNphYfce by fulkery1@mas.to
2023-01-07T16:19:12Z
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Imagine telling someone who was born with monochromacy that they need to focus and it's a matter of will to see colors.