Posts by fro_vo@universeodon.com
(DIR) Post #AV9vTliSYe4T3JnDsm by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-04-25T18:09:08Z
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it's called a thesaurus maybe you've perceived of it
(DIR) Post #AVN7AopSU7Cti4HBBo by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-05-06T00:06:17Z
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Me: what's the matter?Black Hole: nothing
(DIR) Post #AVSrSVYYRhripaXf4C by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-05-03T16:32:09Z
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Friend Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?Me: i have no idea what he's for
(DIR) Post #AVeJzWru0X7wThySgq by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-05-14T14:12:34Z
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so weird how every mother was born today
(DIR) Post #AVuaOzthne2tnFmsbY by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-05-22T03:34:12Z
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MESSENGER: sire, a peasant named humpty dumpty fell off a wallKING: send all my horses and men to put him back togetherQUEEN: should we not just send a doctorKING: no send all the horses and menADVISOR: my liege, the castle will be defenselessKING: all of them i said
(DIR) Post #AVx3ImSQ8uCdMKKhJQ by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-05-23T15:03:37Z
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NEW STREAMING SERVICE NAMES:HBO Max: MaxNetflix: FlixHulu: LuParamount+: +Apple TV: TVPeacock: Cock
(DIR) Post #AWgl4pFdxa19vBmIeu by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-06-14T16:27:35Z
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INVENTOR: it’s a machine that washes dishesBOSS: what should we call itGUY WHO NAMED THE FIREPLACE: i have an idea
(DIR) Post #AWiqNFBdzKaPYbGzoW by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-06-15T17:15:44Z
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the guy who invented the alphabet said LMNO really fast because he really had to P
(DIR) Post #AWq8MAHFulEJK3FiYS by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-06-19T00:27:33Z
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[restaurant]WAITER: are you ready to orderDAD: i’ll have the rabbit stewWAITER: only if you promise not to say “waiter there’s a hare in my soup” after i bring itDAD:WAITER:DAD: i’ll have the chicken
(DIR) Post #AX9n5Yc4Rkb0qF310a by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-06-28T16:44:30Z
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ME: oh no inanimate objects are coming to lifeFRIEND: what whereME: look out the windowSTEPHEN KING: But the warning came too late. The evil window attacked
(DIR) Post #AXKP4FTFs3711SKIb2 by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-07-01T20:59:43Z
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ME: omg did you just leak my noods WIFE: (draining spaghetti) stop calling it that
(DIR) Post #AXlSICocjtHbZRfVui by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-07-13T05:40:26Z
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me: time for bedmy brain: but first you must complete these 37 side quests
(DIR) Post #AXtnGqE9oyAjct7DTE by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-07-20T04:46:24Z
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[god creating ants]Anteater: finally
(DIR) Post #AY6k7YW8eyF0FeYZpA by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-07-26T16:31:42Z
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Date: so what do you doMe: i build dog housesDate: oh you're an "arf"itect lolMe: haha good oneDate:Me: (under breath) it's "bark"itect
(DIR) Post #AYUYCvYM5StTj8zslE by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-08-07T15:36:09Z
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brontosaurus: roarstegosaurus: roartyrannosaurus: roarthesaurus: bellow
(DIR) Post #AYpdEguqlOeQ8mSDk8 by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-08-17T17:01:20Z
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i don’t know who broke my scale but they will not get a weigh with it
(DIR) Post #AZHEPjFnM22q9HINU0 by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-08-26T15:31:37Z
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STEPHEN KING: *laying in the grass on a warm summer day, looking at the sky* what if clouds were evil
(DIR) Post #AZKLb1h2Q50ZfzFgYa by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-09-01T15:21:45Z
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Top 5 Invisible Things:1)2)3)4)5)
(DIR) Post #AaEqoircSoYfMDxqBE by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-09-28T17:55:56Z
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e=mc² --Albmc²rt Mc²instmc²in
(DIR) Post #AbWghR7rCG2zZebZY0 by fro_vo@universeodon.com
2023-11-05T20:23:12Z
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we did it you guys we saved daylight