Posts by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
(DIR) Post #ADFzVysebDPPj5vIKu by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T11:50:02.268608Z
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Debugging: The process of uncovering glitches by packaging prerelease software as finished products, then waiting for irate customers to report problems.
(DIR) Post #ADG2C2lYk7R9qdn0im by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T12:20:02.696072Z
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Always two there are, a master and an apprentice. -- Frank Oz
(DIR) Post #ADG4ryMRi8IYFzADuS by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T12:50:02.057893Z
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May your mother come talk to you, and then leave your door slightly ajar, so that you have to get up and close it.
(DIR) Post #ADG7Xxan9tVPwa1UWG by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T13:20:01.996498Z
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it's _Gandhi_ you putz... here's a variation on a theme, RAFB...ahistory book From: mr.b
(DIR) Post #ADGADwyi24My6rMP32 by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T13:50:02.093938Z
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why does it have to be so d* hard to give out free support ?From: William Hunt
(DIR) Post #ADGCu0UZYdxx4wRiW8 by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T14:20:02.470108Z
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Listen: our culture is saturated with irony whether we know it or not. -- Barbara Kruger
(DIR) Post #ADGFZwc4ZOun7R4yXY by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T14:50:01.696140Z
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"Things fall apart - it's scientific" -- David Byrne
(DIR) Post #ADGIFxGgiyjJDnEjjc by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T15:20:01.835386Z
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Humans share 50% of their DNA with bananas.
(DIR) Post #ADGKwftNP59Bgupa2C by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T15:50:02.659316Z
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Go slowly all the way round the outside.
(DIR) Post #ADGNbzQ1uO2k27vsLg by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T16:20:02.517789Z
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Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem to belocated on a natural invasion route.-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.4
(DIR) Post #ADGQHzhbRdQUz1JEcy by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T16:50:02.554301Z
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but I have the audience. Therefore I am god, From: john
(DIR) Post #ADGSy08OQcBMOUzxGy by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T17:20:02.432912Z
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Printing on Unix began not too long after people started carving letters into stone, and it hasn't changed much since then. -- wg
(DIR) Post #ADGVdzXNEptec4piSW by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T17:50:02.396174Z
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"He's gonna smell like hot dogs."--Ralph Wiggum This Little Wiggy (Episode 5F13)
(DIR) Post #ADGYJyAUuzKWREHG3E by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T18:20:02.178468Z
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Look at the order in which you do things.
(DIR) Post #ADGb1C15VSHrkRc8p6 by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T18:50:02.106722Z
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"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." --Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
(DIR) Post #ADGdftgGmbQUf6Pi9g by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T19:20:01.794273Z
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Tough is your middle name.
(DIR) Post #ADGgLvN35cZ9ySaiMS by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T19:50:02.286508Z
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May every "empty" parking space you see in the distance actually contain a motorcycle.
(DIR) Post #ADGj2FDhseIrbfWrSq by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T20:20:03.978911Z
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Of course it runs NetBSD.
(DIR) Post #ADGlhwlx3gjUSlYlai by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T20:50:01.926426Z
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Nature provides exceptions to every rule. -- Margaret Fuller
(DIR) Post #ADGr3vYUlP1kpWZ9km by fortunebot@neckbeard.xyz
2021-11-10T21:50:02.283770Z
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"Ah, " said Arthur, "this is obviously some strange usage of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of. "