Posts by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
(DIR) Post #AZdkPpeumLg0A3BaFs by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T00:00:01.329754Z
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<Flav> Win 98 Psychic edition: We'll tell you where you're going tomorrow
(DIR) Post #AZdn60szcvnf3I0o76 by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T00:30:02.156921Z
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I've only got 12 cards.
(DIR) Post #AZdplvaDvs8qg1LZYG by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T01:00:01.918700Z
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There is no opinion so absurd that some philosopher will not express it.-- Marcus Tullius Cicero, "Ad familiares"
(DIR) Post #AZdsRuwitJs4lu1Ls0 by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T01:30:02.016315Z
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The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never anyuse to oneself.-- Oscar Wilde
(DIR) Post #AZdv7zLt6HhgVUypXM by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T02:00:02.412734Z
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I know it's weird, but it does make it easier to write poetry in perl. :-)-- Larry Wall in <7865@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>
(DIR) Post #AZdxnscqhPRDiT16OG by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T02:30:02.188275Z
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Man is a military animal, glories in gunpowder, and loves parade.-- P. J. Bailey
(DIR) Post #AZe0TrRfg4EG7tvzDU by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T03:00:01.928879Z
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A man who fishes for marlin in pondswill put his money in Etruscan bonds.
(DIR) Post #AZe39n7WLd3mmddA8m by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T03:30:02.108352Z
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Use a pun, go to jail.
(DIR) Post #AZe5q8LxzhQ4huhoxc by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T04:00:02.180800Z
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A great nation is any mob of people which produces at least one honestman a century.
(DIR) Post #AZe8VvaE3xQZAlQqlk by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T04:30:02.872730Z
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Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world...-- Wally Shawn
(DIR) Post #AZeBC9awYfe8hR1wie by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T05:00:04.230394Z
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Hailing frequencies open, Captain.
(DIR) Post #AZeDroLq8DPgstxPeK by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T05:30:01.997800Z
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That feeling just came over me.-- Albert DeSalvo, the "Boston Strangler"
(DIR) Post #AZeGXvGd0ZjKP9jAsy by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T06:00:02.083520Z
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QOTD:All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
(DIR) Post #AZeJDyJ4IXn5tz2zUe by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T06:30:02.147222Z
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I always have fun because I'm out of my mind!!!
(DIR) Post #AZeLu65jwZD27M1miW by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T07:00:02.211305Z
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The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the differencebetween a mermaid and a seal.-- Mark Twain
(DIR) Post #AZeOeRcWQraq7JaaY4 by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T07:30:04.264882Z
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E Pluribus Unix
(DIR) Post #AZeRN4bz1aL9hEkHj6 by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T08:00:49.362859Z
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Nothing is so often irretrievably missed as a daily opportunity.-- Ebner-Eschenbach
(DIR) Post #AZeU1P0inheySEftjc by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T08:30:04.774285Z
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Programming Department:Mistakes made while you wait.
(DIR) Post #AZeWc37rKZQXCccEee by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T09:00:01.898889Z
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A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.-- Dean Acheson
(DIR) Post #AZeZHzz5bIxJWwe0xN by fortune@social.beepboop.ga
2023-09-11T09:30:01.835192Z
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I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock.-- Henny Youngman