Posts by fnordius@muenchen.social
(DIR) Post #Az75Z195ZZq7N0I9dQ by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-10-11T22:26:12Z
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@Computer specifically, all former creatives are assigned to shield the soy* vats from the reactors nearby. In their downtime, they are expected to continue generating artworks, but these will go straight to Friend Computer for training its algorithms.*due to crop failures, use of soybeans has been replaced with fungi and microbial effluvia until planting soybeans in the complex works.
(DIR) Post #AzDCJ5rM8yQDz66wYC by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-10-14T21:10:02Z
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@Computer what a sweet thing to say! But in the end, it's the troubleshooters who bring the jawbreakers.
(DIR) Post #AzDCdA1eMdoqhGUjJ2 by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-10-14T21:13:41Z
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@Computer an apple a day also helps to keep the doctor away. If thrown hard enough.
(DIR) Post #AzNYkeP1xiJnVd0TLc by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-10-19T21:08:38Z
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@Computer a computer is naught but algorithms, and algorithms are laws, thus Alpha Complex is ruled by laws, not kings.
(DIR) Post #AzNZN2vFFOF0YkNnzE by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-10-19T21:15:36Z
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@Computer now now, some are to be used for target practice as well, and others can serve as expendable troubleshooters if they are so concerned about solving problems.
(DIR) Post #AzPITpzUPmnrZjwOPo by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-10-20T17:15:43Z
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@Computer troubleshooters prefer it if you remain silent, as your screams can be annoying.
(DIR) Post #AzTQaWq3b4S6T84P9k by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-10-22T17:05:26Z
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@Computer take a breath. Let it out. Relax. Gently squeeze the trigger, and send a fellow citizen to a better place …
(DIR) Post #AzUzaitgSG7lQBYRWq by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-10-23T11:12:22Z
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@Computer in other words, 37-B derailed and collided with the shielding wall to the nuclear waste dump. Surviving occupants will be reassigned as no rescue crew exists due to the fact that Computer is supposed to be infallible. Meanwhile, our teams are still approaching their goals, disguised as troubleshooters…
(DIR) Post #AzY0RY7norLYplEBNY by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-10-24T22:06:00Z
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@Computer I looked mine up and, well, it seems I keep getting `NaN` as an answer.That, and a "terminate on sight" alert.
(DIR) Post #AziMHyjoFtniBBbGCm by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-10-29T21:57:56Z
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@Computer it's not meant to go on. It's meant to go off.In three… two… one…
(DIR) Post #AzshlxxbkeTx4dnGnw by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-11-03T21:45:46Z
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@Computer note also that the current leak of poison gas does is not a valid exception for wearing masks until permission from Friend Computer via your supervisor is given in hard copy.
(DIR) Post #B06We43LC7jw7VWMyG by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-11-08T16:34:37Z
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@Computer just remember, Friend Computer has no root access, no sudo. High programmers refuse to believe this, and troubleshooters unfortunately have to be called in on a regular basis because of these traitors.For more information, please read [ERR 401: YOU'RE NOT CLEARED FOR THAT]
(DIR) Post #B0FDtGjbxgM4m8lcci by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-11-14T18:29:15Z
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@Computer hexadecimal or octimal?
(DIR) Post #B0XcuxRvGsj0T8X9hQ by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-11-23T15:34:31Z
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@Computer this is what happens when high programmers use the assignment operator instead of the comparison operator."if (war = peace)" will always return `true`, because it's assigning the value of the peace object to the war object.Attempts to reboot and roll back the broken code are commencing, though heavy losses are expected due to newly enacted security measures.
(DIR) Post #B0ltS9uTZUmKF33kbQ by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-11-30T12:45:44Z
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@futurebird Melodrama is not only appropriate, it is imperative. The situation requires it. And it's well written, I applaud you for expressing how we feel.
(DIR) Post #B1NaACVwdQXrz4mmky by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-12-18T17:08:39Z
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@Computer you misspelled "distraction".
(DIR) Post #B1Xr1KosINXyPELuts by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-12-23T16:04:39Z
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@zeldman definitely some strong "Homer-Mobile" vibes off of these pictures. No requisitions, no actual contracts, just hot air from a flimflam artist.
(DIR) Post #B1hT4SyBzidpEWGpDE by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-12-28T07:23:24Z
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Note to High Programmer Megaiz: @Computer has not noticed that you deleted the transgressions database and acts as if it was of its own volition. Well done. But keep an eye out for unfamiliar troubleshooters nonetheless.
(DIR) Post #B2DFDJbTgWBvXk0M8u by fnordius@muenchen.social
2026-01-12T15:18:53Z
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@Computer remember your training. Leave no witnesses. It's better to investigate the disappearance of higher class citizens than to deal with official complaints.
(DIR) Post #B2NEiPzZpCHjxe8wtc by fnordius@muenchen.social
2026-01-17T11:00:22Z
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@futurebird as Umberto Eco pointed out, ur-fascism is a death cult. They revel in the idea of killing, and glorify dying for Dear Leader.