Posts by evan@radical.town
(DIR) Post #9iLoZYChfz7OWHHo0m by evan@radical.town
2019-05-01T01:20:15Z
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@gazelle Yiddish is much better except that I can’t read or write Yiddish only speak it
(DIR) Post #9iRmlKk9A3WaF7YSXI by evan@radical.town
2019-05-03T21:53:45Z
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He’s just a baby... pleAse...
(DIR) Post #9iW5AlK03YcRikRJMO by evan@radical.town
2019-04-28T11:42:17Z
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I don’t give a fuck if you’re in the TSA or the DSA or whatever I’m boarding this fucking plane now!
(DIR) Post #9icM74W1cFlqGDeLho by evan@radical.town
2018-10-24T23:48:19Z
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CGI ROBIN WILLIAMS: you’re the son I always wanted but never had. you are the wind beneath my wings and the rock that keeps me steady. It has been the great privilege of my life to watch you blossom into the young man you are today. Now, I will see you off to college. Don’t forget to write and remember that my door is always openTEENAGE FLUBBER (HE CAN TALK NOW): I’m gonna get some pussy tonight!
(DIR) Post #9jNXjkopAg093VQyGm by evan@radical.town
2019-05-31T19:12:00Z
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follow me on pixel fedhttps://pixelfed.social/evan
(DIR) Post #9jOuqc2kgjrNyD9EMi by evan@radical.town
2019-06-01T01:14:52Z
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Open up your third nostril...
(DIR) Post #9je9pvc2MLjr4144a8 by evan@radical.town
2019-06-08T19:28:31Z
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Hey everybody (dr nick voice)
(DIR) Post #9leST3FyzW1DMFXuPg by evan@radical.town
2019-08-07T18:41:12Z
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Let’s go on a new account. Maybe I’ll get some better ideas for jokes
(DIR) Post #9lfHhYbFztVkbBDbaC by evan@radical.town
2019-08-07T19:02:12Z
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It’s almost been a year of Masto... the wave I rode in on was on August 16, 2018
(DIR) Post #9lfHhYq96XQ9LMBUn2 by evan@radical.town
2019-08-07T19:03:21Z
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091618 is now my phone password as a tribute to the day. if anyone wants to hack my data go for it I trust you guys 🧡
(DIR) Post #9lhoTZUVzwmNmvOhFY by evan@radical.town
2019-08-07T18:53:56Z
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@carbontwelve it didn’t work sadly...
(DIR) Post #9m7ls4gIXQwyHXIVk0 by evan@radical.town
2019-03-12T21:50:18Z
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Fat nuts and thin mints
(DIR) Post #9mFWJtutNm2nDedLBQ by evan@radical.town
2019-08-25T14:39:24Z
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In the year 2009 over 30% of all political cartoonists contracted carpal tunnel syndrome, or experienced similar symptoms. The reason? They all tried to draw the same cartoon of Michael Jackson moonwalking into heaven at the same time. and they all went too fast. some even ended up in hospitals. this shit isn’t a joke
(DIR) Post #9nEBNWTL6V8eCxBPaC by evan@radical.town
2018-10-09T01:19:57Z
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HBO’S RORSCACH: This city is afraid of me. It’s seen my true face... which is my ass
(DIR) Post #9nLSSVxLed3ZczxVOy by evan@radical.town
2018-12-21T16:31:09Z
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is Barricade from transformers a cop because he turns into a cop car or is he cool because he basically “stole” a cop car to use for his vehicle form? discuss
(DIR) Post #9nYI7VXPRoezzBiepM by evan@radical.town
2019-01-29T00:02:15Z
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Ernest Hemingway and his more online brother, Ironic Hemingway
(DIR) Post #9nrWj7UfEHGHAFap9s by evan@radical.town
2019-02-04T21:15:27Z
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ME, A READER OF THE ECONOMIST: Mastodon seems like a cool and chill place to talk crypto with women!
(DIR) Post #9ntGV47VEjLlloKISH by evan@radical.town
2019-01-20T11:54:11Z
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DURAN DURAN VOICE: the planet of the apes is on the riiiiiiiiiiiise
(DIR) Post #9ptXolpz0qKSLCRIA4 by evan@radical.town
2018-12-10T15:25:27Z
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poo poo pee pee
(DIR) Post #9puQBNsRepMwDMp4Pw by evan@radical.town
2019-12-13T02:28:19Z
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Hello @Glinner. I’m truly glad to see that we have another famous person who I respect and admire on here. There’s just one order of business I need to sort out with you. Can you decide whether you would rather spend the rest of your sorry life as a two-bit amalgamation of every person in the Monty Python crew sans the funny bits, or as a perpetually virginal member of whatever your country’s equivalent of Saturday Night Live is, never judged as being quite entertaining enough to get a sketch all to himself this week? Because right now it seems like you’re trying to be both, and I think it would be easier for all of us if you chose one. or, better yet, if you fucked off entirely and spent the remainder of your days wanking to the media tabs of gender critical 26 year olds.Thanks,Your fan, Evan