Posts by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
(DIR) Post #Azt5AO6QVLzY33X5PM by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2025-11-04T00:30:50Z
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Peppa Pig.
(DIR) Post #Azt5Cac0xw4HQPMEWe by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2025-11-04T00:34:13Z
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Bee with chicken feet.
(DIR) Post #AztSTZFLatTR3fotY8 by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2025-11-04T00:35:51Z
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Monkey. Was funnier in my head.
(DIR) Post #AztSTafyHOMfUXHfge by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2025-11-04T00:39:19Z
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Skitty with shroomish's face.
(DIR) Post #AztSTbNZfHF7flgUeO by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2025-11-04T00:40:55Z
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An awful venn diagram.
(DIR) Post #AztSTc0ZKIR1chvdQm by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2025-11-04T00:42:42Z
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Customised PS3 controller.
(DIR) Post #AztSTk6BFJg2iQcEHw by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2025-11-04T00:44:55Z
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Orange you glad this crab is friendly?
(DIR) Post #AztSTtIv1KDLGXe1tQ by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2025-11-04T00:47:37Z
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Toast that eats itself.
(DIR) Post #B0HCMOn1HUkoYz2lkW by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2025-11-15T11:07:08Z
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Mildred could be a badass warlock name if it wasn't already a little old lady name.
(DIR) Post #B0HFF6mQ8roiXhyk6a by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2025-11-15T17:36:16Z
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@eris I want to subscribe to your newsletter.
(DIR) Post #B1Phc4CqCovcJw0M5o by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2025-12-19T17:37:34Z
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I've learned that one of my friends is terminally ill and will be moved to a hospice for palliative care. She's only 42. I'm too young for my friends to start dying, dammit. Before she became terminal, her kidneys started to fail. I looked into how to register as a living kidney donor for a specific patient. It's too late for that now. I'm going to join the living kidney donor registry anyway, in tribute to my friend. Maybe I can help someone else in a similar situation to hers.
(DIR) Post #B1Rky2qMuLLD72L7VA by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2025-12-20T17:13:41Z
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@MLE_online Overall goal: make another table with just the unique names (appearing only once each) in one column, and the count of each in the other column. Generate the pie chart from that.1. Get unique names: in a fresh sheet, use a UNIQUE formula to grab the names from the original table. It'll be something like "=UNIQUE(Table1[Column1])".2. Get the count with COUNTIF. Something like "=COUNTIF(Table1[Column1],$A1)" where $A is the column in this new table that holds the unique names.
(DIR) Post #B1Rky40gZTBijKAsDo by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2025-12-20T17:15:45Z
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@MLE_online I'm constrained by character limits, but I think you can do this using the UNIQUE and COUNTIF formulae. There'll be other ways to accomplish the same outcome; off the top of my head I can think of scraping the table into Power Query and making that do the counting. Probably pivot tables will do it too because they're for aggregating data. I hate pivot tables though.
(DIR) Post #B1W35NvzT1AuMHSV4S by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2025-12-22T19:06:07Z
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My mum was telling me that she saw a three-boobed lady at the supermarket. The middle boob turned out to be a dachshund puppy.
(DIR) Post #B23cd8vkLQHdKrAdyS by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2026-01-07T19:43:27Z
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What weird comfort items did you carry around as a kid?I was too young to remember, but I used to carry a little lacy pillow, and a pack of talcum powder with which I powdered things I deemed worthy of powdering. There's an old home video of little me powdering the road.
(DIR) Post #B2YVyvTA7ReRumY4DQ by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2026-01-22T21:13:09Z
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Some brain weirdness. I have a little side table at work that I temporarily store folders and papers on. I kept hallucinating blue on the left of my vision. Very distracting. I realised it was because I had a blue folder on the little table, and that combined with the blue divider in front of me made my brain think 'the general background colour is blue'. Evidently the bit of white wall to my left was just an aberration!I moved the folder under a white one and the hallucinations stopped.
(DIR) Post #B2cUigJLO3j6wlUBns by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2026-01-24T19:38:43Z
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Holy crap! I logged into my Gmail account that I still keep around for spammy stuff (I wanted to check an ebay order I'd just placed), and found an email from September from someone I used to know about 25 years ago, when we were both edgelord teenagers. That's nice to find.He emailed me to say hi, and that I was one of the first people to suggest he might be autistic, and at the age of 40 he's found out he is. I've replied saying hi back and to tell him I was diagnosed as an adult myself!
(DIR) Post #B2uHLyO3vhQN6gMJeK by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2026-02-02T09:11:42Z
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That 90 minute video on renewable energy could have and should have been a blog post.
(DIR) Post #B2uHM6owZdgFGMztey by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2026-02-02T09:17:06Z
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Key points:- If all the land currently in use in the USA for growing corn specifically for ethanol (to add to fossil fuels) was converted to solar farms, that alone would meet the USA's energy needs.- Lithium batteries and solar panels last decades and are pretty much infinitely recyclable.- Over the lifetime of a petrol car, you'll spend more on bloody petrol than on purchasing the fucking car. - As usual, everything is Ronald Reagan's fault, the prick.
(DIR) Post #B31s2NCwzfHYhpOksa by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
2026-02-06T01:27:20Z
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It bothers me that the earth wire in a plug isn't the brown one. Earth is brown stuff, innit.The yellow and green stripy one should be the live wire, because 'live wire' sounds scary and stripy yellow is aposematic coloring.