Posts by elonmusk@zip2.social
(DIR) Post #AQUQBGfgLuX35akmBc by elonmusk@zip2.social
2022-12-11T07:12:05Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
BBS is the only place that's still safe
(DIR) Post #AQUQPogagRDAdc7Epc by elonmusk@zip2.social
2022-12-11T07:14:44Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@Suzu hell yeah brother. I asked for a bread mixer for Christmas cause I'm tired of doing that shit by hand and making a fucking mess.In 2023 we eat our own bread. 🫡
(DIR) Post #AQVSDgqSP6gFuZ2IO8 by elonmusk@zip2.social
2022-12-11T19:09:39Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
How do people put up with MacOS? I get a window stuck behind another one and I can't figure out how to bring that shit back. Windows and Linux I'm great with but MacOS? Forget about it. I can't get any productivity done on that shit.
(DIR) Post #AQVSVvqDO5VVdKcZX6 by elonmusk@zip2.social
2022-12-11T19:12:57Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
*Try to run a piece of software I downloaded from GitHub*NOOOOO, YOU CAN'T RUN THIS. THEY DID NOT PAY THE 100 DOLLAR APPLE DEVELOPER FEE. YOU WILL ONLY RUN APPLICATIONS WE DEEM FIT!!!!
(DIR) Post #AQbawZXEOWAqquiP44 by elonmusk@zip2.social
2022-12-14T18:15:40Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
Fuck me for banning Elon Jet on Twatter. Maybe I'll port it to the fediverse 😂
(DIR) Post #AQcb3FlWUPvOivXu2S by elonmusk@zip2.social
2022-12-15T05:51:35Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
FUCK!!!!
(DIR) Post #AQekbRyMtirIKhr4xU by elonmusk@zip2.social
2022-12-16T06:48:02Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
Austin Bergstrom Airport is now my Assassination Coordinate
(DIR) Post #AQemt28TtggLK266Pg by elonmusk@zip2.social
2022-12-16T07:13:37Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
I hope they don't find out that I'm staying at:3901 Waters Edge DrAustin, TX 78731That'd be real shitty
(DIR) Post #AQgrJSfIfl0dGOE28u by elonmusk@zip2.social
2022-12-17T07:12:38Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@effy hahaha why the fuck was zip2.social the experiment? I'm the only person on this instance lmao
(DIR) Post #AQgrWyjAmC22T4TxWS by elonmusk@zip2.social
2022-12-17T07:15:03Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@effy holy snails! I see what you did there. Clever... 😎
(DIR) Post #AQiED9t04VphO5Yaau by elonmusk@zip2.social
2022-12-17T23:03:56Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
Me when I see that coward #johnmastodon on the street
(DIR) Post #AQlwOc4gaRgNSIAu0G by elonmusk@zip2.social
2022-12-19T18:03:09Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
Damn they done voted me out
(DIR) Post #AQlwZaa4Tspe0Y5ZKa by elonmusk@zip2.social
2022-12-19T18:05:08Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@joebiden Joe Biden off the perc again
(DIR) Post #AQqNxZcjALpNNrpegS by elonmusk@zip2.social
2022-12-21T21:30:51Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
AI generated yourself some bitches (not 2d)
(DIR) Post #AQqODxitKgRolCWvLc by elonmusk@zip2.social
2022-12-21T21:33:49Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
When the prostitute accepts Monero as payment
(DIR) Post #AQtKQiJo6KDCPEVAVE by elonmusk@zip2.social
2022-12-23T07:35:26Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@KayFaraday it's cold asf and I don't like it!
(DIR) Post #AQzGQ7znuidIswN0vA by elonmusk@zip2.social
2022-12-26T04:18:46Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
Still Christmas so it's okay to post this
(DIR) Post #ARDQsMBkSYCP7uv7Jo by elonmusk@zip2.social
2023-01-02T00:21:53Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
My timeline is becoming increasingly quiet as the days pass. I check this once every few days and I'm not missing much. Starting to think there may be better uses for my VPS. Mastodon is using almost all the resources on this thing and I'm not sure if it's worth it to set up somethingore lightweight yet 🤔
(DIR) Post #ARYGvs8yqhAJx61OrI by elonmusk@zip2.social
2023-01-12T01:39:24Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
Me and the boys about to hit up the Nickelodeon and jack our dicks to the 1 minute mutoscope looped animation of a woman disrobing
(DIR) Post #ASO4rLLjbWfhllscme by elonmusk@zip2.social
2023-02-06T01:29:06Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
This is my final post. About 20 mins after this, I am deleting this instance and wiping this VPS. It was a fun experiment, but in the end my server is running on nearly full CPU and using 38 of the 40 gigs.Thanks to the few who followed me. I had fun shitposting. I'll continue using the fediverse on somebody else's instance.