Posts by elle@knzk.me
(DIR) Post #600005 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-17T16:39:18Z
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how to spend breaks, and lunch (and also work but shh) when working from home
(DIR) Post #604998 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-17T21:50:40Z
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i could kill ben shapiro with my bare hands. he’s only like 4”7.
(DIR) Post #606621 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-17T23:29:30Z
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she's good
(DIR) Post #619960 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-18T17:17:27Z
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i think my dumb meat chassis is upset that ive been subsisting on cheez-its alone for the past week or so
(DIR) Post #620448 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-18T17:00:18Z
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sorry all my pictures of myself recently have been largely ironic, in a selfie rut and even worse every time i ask my gf to take a pic of me i look like a a terrifying cryptid lmao
(DIR) Post #626899 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-18T23:58:57Z
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the normal mastodon user: boost and/or favepepsi: fave and calmly think out the best time in the next few hours-few days to boost the toot so it gets more attention and creates a phone alarm with a link to the toot for easy access.god why cant i stop thinking about pepsi and his gd baby boomer profile pic photo why cant i stop thinking about pepsi get out of my modules pepsi what the fruick
(DIR) Post #626949 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-19T00:09:38Z
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@OhMyGodMyKnees why can so many straight women get a sugar daddy and yet im out here sugar mama-less
(DIR) Post #626957 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-19T00:10:00Z
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@OhMyGodMyKnees it's patriarchal capitalism tbh.
(DIR) Post #627493 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-19T01:05:28Z
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im lucky that apparently being constantly over overheating head to toe is a rare trait, esp in trans girls, because every, well, sleepover i've had i was cuddled all night due to them being apparently unable to generate any heat whatsoever and it was divine.also why the heck is this dang meat obelisk so gd warm
(DIR) Post #627498 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-19T01:07:35Z
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@noelle haha unlucky for me i live in the dang ol' desert but fortunately these girls for some reason also kept their houses real cold so i lucked out lmao
(DIR) Post #628145 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-18T20:38:35Z
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me to a dog in someone's gated yard: who's a good boiiii it's youuuudog:!!!cis white guy jumping out of bush nearby: what about mee?? am i a good ally??
(DIR) Post #628895 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-19T03:17:42Z
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i forgot to post this it's also high humor
(DIR) Post #629725 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-19T05:01:22Z
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my friend sent me these so idk how much this has circulated or anything but im absolutely losing it at the last convo.
(DIR) Post #636198 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-19T14:18:12Z
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why every time jk rowling does something problematic, do ppl feel like it's the first time? like, she's revealed herself to be a terf that just wants attention years ago, gang.
(DIR) Post #638158 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-19T16:01:39Z
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"you were saying yesterday that you dont feel great because you just eat cheez-its but you're eating them still?""ad,mitting i have a problem doesn't fix the problem" i answer, cramming hot&spicy flavor cheez-its into my maw.
(DIR) Post #643135 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-19T03:01:45Z
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haha remember that @citrustwee toot about pee? good times.
(DIR) Post #644857 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-19T21:37:47Z
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@laurie heck ur hiot
(DIR) Post #645038 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-19T21:42:31Z
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@laurie yeh im the authority
(DIR) Post #645217 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-19T21:49:12Z
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@cyberwitchlexi is this like a sugar daddy but with baked goods? sugar grandma?
(DIR) Post #646278 by elle@knzk.me
2018-10-19T22:40:49Z
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which medieval cat are u today?