Posts by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
(DIR) Post #ADKUjNUKIJBd1OFgHI by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-12T15:58:39.771728Z
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Cop: Gianni why did you kill him? Me: he held his mug with two hands and just said "ahhh" with every sip Cop: okay just don't commit another murder.
(DIR) Post #ADLFKkm3HCoRqbIqPY by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-13T00:40:50.928850Z
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(DIR) Post #ADNtIiOHYH5UMJggXw by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-14T07:18:05.985789Z
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You: fuck cops! (angry)Me: fuck cops! (horny)
(DIR) Post #ADNtxmm49stvpMOd5k by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-14T07:25:31.496061Z
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@PonyPanda I'm rather difficult to offend.
(DIR) Post #ADNuZaGD8IBS1LWHrs by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-14T07:32:21.465834Z
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Idea: drunken offensive bar crawl with poasters
(DIR) Post #ADNukA4WqCcfz56Djc by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-14T07:34:16.102334Z
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@PonyPanda probs on my other account but this is my "drunk and unfiltered" account where I post hot guys with spicy captions and other shit when I'm full as a goog.
(DIR) Post #ADNuypruEvERfSBzOq by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-14T07:36:55.266432Z
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All I said is that there's a lot of 'em in Hollywood my mans. Also, notice how all the "fuck white people" are actually jews? Wait, where are you going? At least finish your beer.
(DIR) Post #ADNvQngrvmiR1MMew4 by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-14T07:41:58.510631Z
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I don't remember most of my time in Australia, probably because I spent a shit ton of my money on goon and snacks. Aussies go fucking hard with booze. Also speedos are nice
(DIR) Post #ADNvUYlBNrbvsDAtVY by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-14T07:42:39.228489Z
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Someone legit dunked timtams in goon and drank it that way like fucking hell.
(DIR) Post #ADNvctYzvA3Yi8RxnE by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-14T07:44:06.531467Z
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@PonyPanda his necklace bothers me, the rules for the opera gloves don't really apply here, but they should be a fair bit longer. Not a fan of tattoos on darker skinned men, but he's kinda hot yeah (if he's bottom)
(DIR) Post #ADNwlFCpRG9C6Xcqps by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-14T07:56:52.468726Z
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@PonyPanda It was one of the most Australian things I've ever seen. I was both in awe and afraid. Yeah, hella feral.
(DIR) Post #ADNwoxHk0ejrgNh1QO by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-14T07:57:32.704550Z
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@PonyPanda >FostersFYUCK THAT PISSWATER>Goon of fortuneis that where you spin the bag and shit? Yeah. I think that's how I got my holiday fling.
(DIR) Post #ADNwvTD6E34kQyd1HM by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-14T07:58:43.383408Z
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Friendly reminder that Australia has a PM who shat himself at a Maccas and another who they fucking lost when he went out for a swim.A better ally than Israel. (Gib based aussie bf plz)
(DIR) Post #ADNx4jOzOVeBG4bcVE by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-14T08:00:23.742678Z
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@PonyPanda I know I did pass out on a beach, and wake up, go to a café and have good coffee. I'm a Greek, we take coffee (annoyingly) seriously. Starbucks? Fuck that. A small café gives MUCH better shit when you're hungover as all shite.
(DIR) Post #ADNxEXMB28f0nPxxWy by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-14T08:02:10.021462Z
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@PonyPanda Hmmmm, à la Tariq Nas(sub)heed
(DIR) Post #ADNxNzLOLYDuCg6bfE by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-14T08:03:52.606640Z
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@Tripp @fluffy am I bitches?
(DIR) Post #ADNxRqYmwlwu7RDBE8 by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-14T08:04:34.412528Z
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@Tripp @fluffy fair enough
(DIR) Post #ADNxzgGDkLgw1OeyYq by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-14T08:10:41.287850Z
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@PonyPanda power bottoms *are* valid, but me as a strong hellenic male want a sub black bottom if I ever stoop that low (giagia would be mad)
(DIR) Post #ADNyc5jzSbFk3Dts1o by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-14T08:17:37.756583Z
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@PonyPanda Kinda? He's kinda cute but not quite my type.
(DIR) Post #ADQXaMj5Z1ICdJmRiS by drunkenpriapus@poa.st
2021-11-15T13:58:53.723868Z
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@zonk Is this some joke I'm not Russian enough to understand?