Posts by drmaddkap@meow.social
(DIR) Post #AVhEH6nDg5nQZHfAIK by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-05-16T00:45:42Z
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This is the state of American democracy. That's a ballot collection box, for people who can't make it to the polls on election day. You can come by this place and securely drop off your ballot anytime.Except it's closed for the evening, because Republicans don't want the kind of people who might need it to be able to use it.
(DIR) Post #AW3PYsemE1rv9vxDQe by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-05-26T13:53:32Z
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Even better when you notice the decal on the top right of the rear window.
(DIR) Post #AWg9suCC3RlhTdcJzE by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-06-14T03:38:04Z
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BORG: We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. MY 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER: Why?BORG: We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.5YO: Why?BORG: To expand the collective.5YO: Why?BORG: So that we may achieve perfection.5YO: Why?BORG: To reach the pinnacle of our evolution.5YO: Why?BORG: *sigh* Because it’s just something we do, ok?5YO: Why?BORG: … you know what? F this …*opens a transwarp conduit and leaves*
(DIR) Post #AXAC18C9DxzabRuOaO by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-06-28T18:31:28Z
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My mood today.
(DIR) Post #AXMF4ZbaOvwGF6evzM by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-07-04T14:56:22Z
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Where do the bad rainbows go?Prism.They get a light sentence.It gives them time to reflect.
(DIR) Post #AXVDO8NEVZWBNv7kno by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-07-09T00:38:11Z
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That’s a pretty heat machine.
(DIR) Post #AXeqxLLOyLHMgjQgq0 by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-07-13T16:58:59Z
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The lottery is a tax on people who can’t do math.
(DIR) Post #AYZ5676eoAXWeSEwLo by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-08-09T19:22:15Z
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@bsdphk @Blackfist "Do you play pickleball?"
(DIR) Post #AYor2xHfHoXBd8SoXw by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-08-16T22:11:18Z
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I never got a “Darth Vader is Luke’s father?!?” moment with my kids. Too much Star Wars everywhere, they already knew. BUT, I did just get to hear my 10 year old say, “OH MY GOD, GLaDOS IS TRYING TO KILL ME???”I just whispered “the cake is a lie” in his ear. #portal
(DIR) Post #AYuGqBlLiEIVMxilf6 by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-08-19T21:23:30Z
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Spotted in Costco today, August 19th, 2023:
(DIR) Post #AZ3l9iL5Z1uqx9ItlY by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-08-24T15:02:19Z
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It's 2023. Aren't we all supposed to be dressing like this?
(DIR) Post #AZHyl2xHtaTbDyk3V2 by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-08-31T11:38:39Z
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VAMPIRE: Can I come in?ENGLISH TEACHER: I don’t know, CAN you?VAMPIRE: … dammit.
(DIR) Post #AZjcDS3z313iowFyZk by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-09-12T11:37:25Z
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keming: (n) what happens to words when your font has poor kerning
(DIR) Post #AaqcfyvKhxdR5YMO2K by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-10-17T01:34:06Z
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Well now I know what I'm going to be giving out to kids in grades K-5 this Halloween ...
(DIR) Post #AbTHkypZG4DaeHlOts by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-11-04T17:13:36Z
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When Geraldo opened "Al Capone's Secret Vault" live on TV, I was watching it with my Dad. My Dad watched the build up to the opening and said "That's just a trash tunnel".I asked him what that was, and he explained that in the 20s and 30s, there wasn't regular trash pickup, so some businesses just dug long tunnels in their basement, dumped trash in, and when it was full, walled it off.And that's exactly what it turned out to be.
(DIR) Post #AbgdvHVnNgA7WtJN8S by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-11-10T21:01:49Z
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Heterosexual males. Want to know how to avoid being a sexual harasser in the workplace? Here's an easy to remember guide, staring Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson.If a sexy female coworker asks you a question, respond the way you would if she were actually Dwyane "the Rock" Johnson. In fact, picture her as Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson when you answer.If two young female employees suggest grabbing dinner so you all can keep working on a project, respond the way you would if Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson was asking you.Politely and professionally.
(DIR) Post #AboZIU2MkN2ijXKCjQ by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-10-29T16:41:25Z
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Yes I know the creator of the GIF said it is supposed to be pronounced "JIF". But he's dead, and I don't care if he's rolling in his jrave right now.
(DIR) Post #Ac4noSlE4saVMUPTUm by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-11-22T20:54:48Z
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MISS TESSMACHER!!Please have this sign printed up for my desk.
(DIR) Post #AcaKhFCOJdvmGDHS7M by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-12-07T19:22:17Z
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We've been waiting almost 25 years now for Mambo No. 6. I'm starting to think he's not even working on it most days.
(DIR) Post #AdCnnzJMvjRY9QoKJc by drmaddkap@meow.social
2023-12-26T04:40:30Z
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Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie! Die Hard was originally a pagan festival that was co-opted by Christianity.