Posts by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
(DIR) Post #AT8BOgO64h1VhOJUiO by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-02-28T02:21:10Z
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Oh hey everyone, the world's wealthiest man wants to teach us about racism and how he's been discriminated against.
(DIR) Post #AT90edcbDpBVPpSirA by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-02-27T18:23:38Z
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I'm afraid to say there are many among us who belong to a secret society called the Illiterati.
(DIR) Post #AT9FfdmJciMJVHwWp6 by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-02-28T19:02:34Z
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I’m going to treat myself to a spa day* tomorrow!* spaghetti day
(DIR) Post #ATBDwoRJQXwRtq6DWS by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-03-01T18:29:12Z
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Are any members of Paw Patrol dating each other? Wait this isn't Google, stupid speech-to-text. Xfvdx sc. Gdxvbn! 👭💨
(DIR) Post #ATFSVm3mxMSNk6Yf4K by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-03-03T18:47:54Z
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When you use the phrase “roll up your sleeves,” you are excluding people like me, whose forceps are too swole.
(DIR) Post #ATFSVmq0471O9d7ADQ by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-03-03T19:33:20Z
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I’m jk, I don’t have swole forceps, I was just humble bragging for no reason. 🥺
(DIR) Post #ATHO7kfSTFlEyQO4dU by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-03-04T17:53:13Z
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Omen is the plural of oman.
(DIR) Post #ATJB3CxsvP6iCSQfnE by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-03-05T03:10:22Z
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My baby’s onesie pajamas have a mushroom pattern, and I think I saw a person wearing the same one at Burning Man.
(DIR) Post #ATMAHO7at6f9VPFQuG by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-02-24T04:10:39Z
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I've changed my mind about the internet. Can I have my time back, please?
(DIR) Post #ATPXBkpQQpbWc1ubxI by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-03-08T16:12:43Z
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Back in my day, we called alpha males “bullies.”
(DIR) Post #ATSysKNfv42jH8KxGq by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-03-08T02:09:01Z
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Me: hey nerd! *everyone on mastodon turns around*
(DIR) Post #ATWDjOpY5WhrFvSHg0 by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-03-11T17:59:22Z
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Mastodon, the vinyl of social media.
(DIR) Post #ATa1llxKeo8QjwIhQO by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-03-13T14:24:04Z
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People who want employees to stop working from home:• Office building landlords• Overbearing employers• Burglars
(DIR) Post #ATcPBeeD8f1IreaT3I by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-03-14T17:46:20Z
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If babies posted like adults on social media it would be like “welcome to toddlerhood, when you forget what foods you liked and didn't like last week.”
(DIR) Post #ATkSqyHFoj4urdxgci by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-03-18T15:04:24Z
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Given the fact that the earth has so much water and gravity, waterfalls are pretty obvious and predictable.
(DIR) Post #ATkzv55lide7e59n60 by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-03-18T00:06:58Z
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Normalize that the concept of normal doesn't exist.
(DIR) Post #AToZcnojO48ogEePui by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-03-20T18:02:11Z
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Actually, the monster’s name isn’t Frankenstein, it’s Cybertruck.
(DIR) Post #ATtuCMdosEyHh5a6Fs by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-03-23T03:31:51Z
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Please donate to my gofundme to help me reach my goal of being rich.
(DIR) Post #AU3AyAAWlEwtiMmoPA by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-03-27T19:09:39Z
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What is the least amount of classmates getting together to officially make it a school reunion?The aluminimum
(DIR) Post #AU6FqSE8oqzOeLV3js by drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
2023-03-28T19:33:46Z
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Turns out free speech costs $132 bucks a year.