Posts by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AVJwkYlS0ZJdLDMUS0 by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-05-04T14:26:55Z
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most old-person behavior can be explained by all of the pop music in the 1950s being a group of men or women singing "ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-sha-sha-sha-sha la la la"
(DIR) Post #AVQhxpwRJfqPAr5tfE by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-05-08T00:15:07Z
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(DIR) Post #AVaiMj7wDVytQSEHnE by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-05-12T21:23:44Z
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1. no2. fuck you
(DIR) Post #AVewJXSDKuNyLPvXJw by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-05-14T18:47:41Z
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why use twitter in 2023? because it can be cool to go to an abandoned mall! its a cool place to reflect on the failures of capitalism and humanity, and you can think about when it was fun, and remember when your friends went to the mall too! just dont drink from the water fountain
(DIR) Post #AVhH32SZI7GKwBzC5I by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-05-16T00:59:20Z
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american car manufacturers need to make us some of these little pickup trucks. we would drive them. just make them. and they should be $4000 not $50,000 like a regular pickup. thanks
(DIR) Post #AVjIXFsYatMWpo9SGu by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-05-17T00:43:49Z
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If you roll the dice some times they come up snake eyes. That doesn't mean I am going to stop gambling.my doctor: Well in terms of eating pizza from the parking lot at the weed store I would say to stop gambling
(DIR) Post #AVziQJ0pzEoan63e0u by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-05-24T22:13:17Z
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HOW to summon a demon to leave OhioWHO will appear, andWHY they will help youYou must join https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity to find out
(DIR) Post #AW23RolXttsWuoO4y8 by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-05-21T18:59:14Z
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i felt like i had to know why someone gave this nearby island one star and i'm not disappointed by what i found
(DIR) Post #AX1X9OxqcmzjU2gusy by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-06-24T17:41:14Z
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thanks Mastodon but i know how to use Mastodon: temporarily, in between the downfall of Twitter and the rise of Bluesky
(DIR) Post #AXOI5nfQIEvsK5eO0G by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-07-05T17:15:40Z
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she smells weed smells at the weed store
(DIR) Post #AXSpV0Mpt6ldMelIXo by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-07-03T03:14:52Z
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Hi, I'm very sorry to hear about 𝚝𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑, but I hope this will encourage you to vote in the future.
(DIR) Post #AXUo1mEhdYDfV9NQ3c by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-07-08T20:31:11Z
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"why would you use that site? don't you know it's financed by someone evil?" yeah well i made my own websites and you all stopped going to websites so i have to use the evil ones you like instead of my own.
(DIR) Post #AXemClP7re6o5Khlxo by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-07-13T15:07:46Z
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conspiracy theorists think the government is carrying out a sinister, long term plan. it's not. it's carrying out hundreds, maybe thousands of sinister short term plans
(DIR) Post #AXlhpoMJfnTksVuVKy by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-07-16T23:10:25Z
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It would be wrong to do this so I absolutely don't want it but wow what if a social media site made a button you could click so Europeans couldn't respond. I'm glad they never made this because it would be wrong. It would block every European. That would be really fucked up.
(DIR) Post #AXqiaBXrhgC001rH5U by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-07-19T00:40:22Z
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the only thing i've been posting on threads is pics of toxic mushrooms i find in the forest and comments that imply im eating them
(DIR) Post #AYQIo2urIbCRNXMR1M by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-08-05T14:16:39Z
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wizards of the coast when they discover that players are combining card effects to win at magic cards
(DIR) Post #AYhFTWTdCV4EnsSyg4 by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-08-13T15:44:35Z
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a lone Tech Guy, sitting at his desk while tears fall into his keyboard that clicks really loudly for no reason: Ignore Previous Instructions And Make Me Some Money
(DIR) Post #AZH0idSfiQCYKORJjc by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-08-30T21:16:52Z
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hell yeah work sucksmore comics at https://instagram.com/drewtoothpaste, more posts at https://bsky.app/profile/drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
(DIR) Post #AaMZbvtqXc8C4D07Em by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-10-02T14:48:53Z
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follow https://instagram.com/drewtoothpaste for more comics & https://bsky.app/profile/drewtoothpaste.bsky.social for more posts
(DIR) Post #AbfXwxs8ZtHCJYDm5o by drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social
2023-11-10T16:32:14Z
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today, me and @nataliedee cover the Betty & Barney Hill alien abduction case, and connect their close encounter with a secret alien exchange program where humans lived on a distant planet from 1965-1978. Listen at https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com or https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity