Posts by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
(DIR) Post #APSkgRKoM481BGrrzk by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2022-11-10T14:00:00Z
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@sullybiker waiting for somebody to find this post and ask me if I’ve tried using #linux
(DIR) Post #APWLUPSXmTQJfTUWKe by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2022-11-12T07:29:41Z
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My phone just autocorrected ‘hospital’ to ‘hotpot Al’
(DIR) Post #AQ0ANjxrq4yBPIO3rU by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2022-11-26T15:34:06Z
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That sounded suspiciously like a tub of cat biscuits crashing to the floor, but cats are famously well-behaved so I must have imagined it
(DIR) Post #AQP3KB1rQjlNSabgdE by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2022-12-08T16:41:08Z
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I wonder if raspberry pi are regretting hiring a sassy wannabe influencer to run their social media PR account yet
(DIR) Post #AQbtZbAy1exiPV3nbE by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2022-12-14T19:25:49Z
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How is this one fucking fruit fly still alive in this cold, I’m barely surviving and I’ve been dual-wielding hot water bottles
(DIR) Post #AQc6B9zkjNIEZ3UZ8a by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2022-12-15T00:05:36Z
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@fitheach waking up to find the fruit fly tucked in all cosy in bed next to me
(DIR) Post #AQzjNn5XZd9a8KI6ym by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2022-12-24T17:49:20Z
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I had a dream the other night that I opened mastodon to find that everyone was making fun of the whole hashtag thing by using the hashtag #BreadTable and posting pictures of tables with bread on them
(DIR) Post #ARAZpUUtQZ6a8lhfuq by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2022-12-31T12:52:13Z
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I did a search on etsy for ‘Neil Breen mug’ and, well, that doesn’t exist, but I have been taken down a mug rabbit hole
(DIR) Post #ARAZpUxbho4dZp8bfk by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2022-12-31T13:01:22Z
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I feel like this is a glimpse into a very specific section of English society
(DIR) Post #AUEhmLqYV264udQfui by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2023-04-01T18:16:35Z
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Legend has it that the person who manages to pull this sword from the bin will become the rightful monarch of the underworld
(DIR) Post #AUkRFk2U8pqgDjYaO0 by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2023-04-17T13:31:53Z
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Somebody make me go to Aldi, I woke my partner up from his nap to ask if he wanted to go with me and the answer was ‘no’, and I don’t know what I expected because if somebody woke me up to ask me to do anything I would give the same response
(DIR) Post #AUkRFkgtiaAuF4SrNQ by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2023-04-17T15:51:02Z
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Day made: I discovered that this is the name of Aldi brand Doctor Pepper
(DIR) Post #AXhwFFPcqdMwkSdqam by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2023-07-14T23:22:58Z
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WTF DID YOU DO TO PISS OFF 20 OTTERS
(DIR) Post #AYV7tPWAZ9XHDey3sW by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2023-08-07T12:25:42Z
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Oh, that thing I’ve been putting off for days? That insurmountable, torturous task? The thing that’s been haunting me with every step like a malevolent wraith? It took two minutes. I will not learn from this
(DIR) Post #AYZrgLGcQqqMnLExO4 by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2023-08-09T23:55:45Z
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Wild how I keep seeing people in their mid twenties to early thirties talking about how they’re ‘too old’ to do standard things like going to festivals/gigs, or talking about how they’re exhausted and in pain because they’re ‘aging’. You should not be decrepit at the age of 27, this is not 10,000 BC
(DIR) Post #AYZrgN8tSXqubxdoci by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2023-08-10T00:02:06Z
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How did capitalism manage to convince a whole swathe of young people that they’re ancient rather than needing time off work or needing to go to the doctor
(DIR) Post #Aoa8orw4ThkKGZyMoy by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2024-11-30T22:10:12Z
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I don’t know why I didn’t expect The Turn of the Screw to be as creepy and chilling as it is, but 🥶
(DIR) Post #Aoa8ospNA5yx25qX1E by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2024-11-30T22:10:25Z
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No spoilers please, I’m halfway through
(DIR) Post #AoaC5KMeqdBwvswpuq by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2024-11-30T22:52:48Z
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@jumboshrimp it’s a gothic horror. About joiners. Just got to the bit where the wood of the shelves starts warping; is it ghosts or is it going to turn out to be cheap MDF from Argos?
(DIR) Post #B5nY9ILBzfkJSrWjJY by dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
2026-04-29T19:28:16Z
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Hammering that ‘I’M LOOKING FOR POTATOES TO EAT’ button