Posts by dramypsyd@ohai.social
(DIR) Post #AwA6YNYceaWSRUrMie by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-07-15T02:15:36Z
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Back in February Armani had to have some teeth removed and how he looks like the cutest version of the Joker
(DIR) Post #AwCErKLXVoMGSlsJ84 by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-07-16T13:19:41Z
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I had the most incredibly boring dream that I was washing all the dishes in my sink for hours and when I woke up all the dishes are still there. This is some bullshit.
(DIR) Post #AwLk3PDe4EC23I3rOq by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-07-20T22:02:53Z
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One of the companies I consult with dropped a heads up in the Slack channel that someone was sending out requests claiming to be their CEO asking for Apple gift cards and not to respond because it’s a scam. I replied I know he only accepts Google Play cards but nobody laugh reacted so I’m sharing my joke here because I need dopamine
(DIR) Post #AwkG0ZLQ1B4mujFGpE by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-08-02T01:36:11Z
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If you ever feel compelled to argue with me in the comments may I suggest a different activity instead
(DIR) Post #AwwF9scHxwIjEaWzgW by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-08-07T19:08:46Z
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Dear Future Amy: Don't make pasta with red sauce for lunch when you're wearing a white sweater. Just don't. No, you won't be super careful. Trust me.
(DIR) Post #Ay8VADRoUcCYnwqdvs by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-09-12T13:44:49Z
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The audacity of a company with a nine-figure valuation to reach out about a speaking gig and ask me what my "discounted rate" is. My website says "Attempts to haggle will incur additional fees" so I'm charging extra for that.
(DIR) Post #Ay8VAFh88ddrm21u5I by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-09-12T15:54:17Z
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@hub I've found whenever I have ever accepted "payment in exposure," that exposure only seems to get me more offers for payment in exposure. Strange isn't it?
(DIR) Post #Ay8VAKqsxnPrljdGU4 by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-09-12T13:45:38Z
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My speaking fees fund the pro bono clinical work I do. People living paycheck to paycheck get discounts from me, not almost-billion-dollar tech companies.
(DIR) Post #AykWgBv293V0w8HhL6 by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-10-01T00:55:50Z
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Dear Svaha please stop coming out with new prints I’m so broke and I don’t need more pretty twirl dresses 😭
(DIR) Post #AykgN6vxSEhDW0G0qe by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-10-01T01:58:12Z
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Quick while the government is shut down let’s all implement universal healthcare and free meals for school children
(DIR) Post #AypAth1yYYBzzZMdyy by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-10-02T18:22:33Z
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Computer: I need updates.Me: Can you do it when I’m done working?C: Sure!Next morningC: I need updates.M: Why didn’t you do them last night?C: Fuck you. Updates.M: Ok I have a task but then I have a break. Can you update while I’m running this errand?C: Absolutely.After the errandM: Ok, ready to work?C: You absolute fool
(DIR) Post #AzHaAN6ZpaLyOdRat6 by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-10-16T22:36:09Z
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Was trying to describe a breakfast/lunch combo and forgot the word "brunch" and said "blunchfast" and honestly I like my word better
(DIR) Post #AzgtFaon7qQnaOTqSG by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-10-28T02:40:20Z
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It’s almost time for my favorite Halloween tradition: starting shit on my relatives’ Facebook pages
(DIR) Post #AzgtFjtjMqjJkJrPu4 by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-10-28T13:59:28Z
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YOU ALL. This post is a JOKE. I didn't realize I needed to spell that out. FFS let me be silly please.
(DIR) Post #AzqmNkwGco4jC0WPmy by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-11-02T22:50:44Z
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Does anyone want to come over and explain Daylight Savings to the cats because they are LOSING THEIR MINDS about having to wait for dinner
(DIR) Post #B0gfmnAcwQUqeIl7DM by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-11-28T00:06:52Z
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This is Nola!
(DIR) Post #B0iVB4xTkP3jaUuIkq by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-11-28T19:38:42Z
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Thanks, parking meter app, this is a helpful notice!
(DIR) Post #B1o2LqDHUYvBaX6kuO by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-12-31T11:00:27Z
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Happy New year!!! 🎊
(DIR) Post #B1o2Lt0d63aGGADC6a by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2025-12-31T11:05:40Z
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@quincy in New Zealand it is!
(DIR) Post #B27LVNyHcMBH4wubx2 by dramypsyd@ohai.social
2026-01-09T17:31:51Z
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I decided I want to listen to 100 podcast episodes this year to expand my knowledge on random topics. What are your favorite episodes?