Posts by doot@jorts.horse
(DIR) Post #APUyyumNPGhFO9NvOq by doot@jorts.horse
2022-11-11T15:20:01Z
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It comes around earlier and earlier each year :gritty:
(DIR) Post #APa1hK2zzcUICFGKTw by doot@jorts.horse
2022-11-14T02:11:49Z
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CW, also known as cum warning
(DIR) Post #APbCA01GjEGLB8j4fA by doot@jorts.horse
2022-11-14T13:06:27Z
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Jorts, jorts, babyTo the tune of ice ice babyIs this anything
(DIR) Post #APbFYImCwQlEAIxexE by doot@jorts.horse
2022-11-11T11:57:52Z
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Cut my jorts into piecesThis is my great remorseSuffocation, no breathingDon't even know if I can get my horse in them
(DIR) Post #APdl9Jwf2raZOou0vI by doot@jorts.horse
2022-11-15T21:19:52Z
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Somebody once told meThe jorts are gonna roll meI'm ain't the sharpest horse in the shed
(DIR) Post #APdl9KnprA7i3jmTo0 by doot@jorts.horse
2022-11-15T21:22:26Z
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I English good
(DIR) Post #APho7jVY6r5ob1zlyq by doot@jorts.horse
2022-11-17T20:04:43Z
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fucking hell, i found my 2018 jorts
(DIR) Post #APhoELF4j9WvMfRPE0 by doot@jorts.horse
2022-11-17T18:50:15Z
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hey guys, is it gay to fuck
(DIR) Post #APmQAI7ixCFDQOL1Au by doot@jorts.horse
2022-11-09T05:22:41Z
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I have no idea what I'm doing here but I'm liking it anyway
(DIR) Post #APopPLjIgCLl2wwMK0 by doot@jorts.horse
2022-11-21T01:04:11Z
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I know you've probably had enough of these by now, but there's a part of the fediverse that I want to make people aware of that organized hip-hop concerts with Israeli and Palestinian rappers, with a defunct project called Corner Prophets, with the stated intention of promoting peace and coexistence through the arts
(DIR) Post #APqDIDa7ATbLo3jhCa by doot@jorts.horse
2022-11-21T21:34:53Z
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@islaboag There was #pisscrew, a gimmick instance called piss.restaurant which was born of some shitposter instances, and it went on for a little while.Recently we all started talking about pisscrew again and it's just taken off as the joke of the moment
(DIR) Post #APqmEfiu5nE2K8tLBw by doot@jorts.horse
2022-11-22T03:44:49Z
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good morning jortse :jhorse: CLOP CLOP MOTHERFUCKERS, IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY
(DIR) Post #APu6v5IrxQpeNZ5y1g by doot@jorts.horse
2022-11-23T12:09:09Z
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Gameshow idea but it's just a guillotine and a lot of billionaires
(DIR) Post #APu6v6EIVullFfxpXU by doot@jorts.horse
2022-11-23T12:13:25Z
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Call it "The French Connection", because French history is about to connect with them.
(DIR) Post #APu715P6Uqr4QcsCOG by doot@jorts.horse
2022-11-23T11:52:55Z
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New gameshow idea! Crufts agility course but it's TERFs competing and they're being chased by lions
(DIR) Post #AQLGKUC8h5SDfp3JlQ by doot@jorts.horse
2022-12-06T20:55:47Z
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fucking sexy yodaJorts really has it all
(DIR) Post #AQNPsZUkmXqLrT0VCi by doot@jorts.horse
2022-12-07T21:49:21Z
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@killeveryhetero @freemo do you think it would help if I seconded your application as another instance admin because I would respectfully do this in a serious way not at all thinking the project was a joke, 100% not one bit a joke or funny in any way.
(DIR) Post #AQQoR7FokmW6mcuDJI by doot@jorts.horse
2022-12-09T13:17:00Z
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Good morning, night crew :gk:
(DIR) Post #AQhjJuHhNanIRpqb0y by doot@jorts.horse
2022-12-17T16:08:06Z
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jorts :jhorse_xmas: say it back
(DIR) Post #AQhjJv2qYIVYo3uFVI by doot@jorts.horse
2022-12-17T16:38:58Z
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