Posts by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
(DIR) Post #AlnyBccRK00xVSnjwe by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2024-09-08T20:32:05Z
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You know, this bread I made? Not half bad. Maybe I'm on to something this time.
(DIR) Post #Am3GxZmPtR559BsnJ2 by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2024-09-16T00:58:16Z
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This Week's Fancy Pants Meal: End of Days BologneseAs I continue to mine my YouTube cooking channels for recipes, I came across this one from "Nat's What I Reckon." I figured I'd give his Bolognese a try.It's good, if a little sweet for me. I dunno if that's because I tend not to like a sweet tomato flavor or not...I salt my pizza. But the carrots certainly made it sweeter. It was very tasty, though, and I'd certainly make it again. This makes a lot, since it's also really a sauce recipe, not a dish recipe, so scale accordingly.Recipe follows. In the spirit of "Nat's What I Reckon" I kept the recipe in his very...specific...style. Get the kids out of the room. ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw_Ze9zIafM )# End of Days BologneseNat's What I Reckon3.0 stalks celery2.0 whole carrots1.0 whole red onion200.0 grams pancetta500.0 grams ground beef500.0 grams ground pork300.0 grams tomato paste2.0 cups chicken stock1.0 cup milk1.0 cup red wine2.0 tbsp butter2.0 tbsp vegetable oil1.0 sprig rosemarysalt (to taste)pepper (to taste)parmesan (grated) (to taste)dried parsley (to taste)52.0 ounces spaghetti1 - Right, so dice the onion, dice the carrot, dice the celery, bang in a bowl.2 - I'm gonna put the pancetta in there. You can put bacon in there as long as the fuckin' bacon or pancetta isn't fuckin' zucchini. So once you've cut that up bung it in the same bowl3 - Right, so once it's cut up, fuck off over to the stove. 4 - Right, so get yourself a big pot or pan crank the heat up and fuckin' bang it on then.5 - Then bang in some butter, a little splash of oil, then bang this shit in (the onion/carrot/celery/pancetta).6 - Give it a kick around the butter and oil keep your pan nice and hot. You want to fry the fuckin' shit out of it.7 - Next add the beef and the pork. So the idea is to try and fry all that off. There'll be a lot of water and piss in it that you'll try and cook off. This might take a sec but it's worth it. A hot tip for breaking up minces: use a whisk - it breaks it off evenly. Don't worry if it sticks to the bottom of it, once we bung the wine in that'll fuckin' sort that out.8 - Right, see here's a moment we can choose to put a bit of rosemary in. If you don't want to put rosemary then don't worry about it. You can put thyme in, you can put a couple of fuckin' things in. Fuckin' put the whole rosemary thing in. It'll fall apart. You'll find the stick, doin't worry about it.9 - See that watery shit? You want to cook that out. Keep cooking it till it's frying. It's not the fuckin' the end of the world if you don't, it's just better if you do.10 - Right. once you fry the liquid off then fuck it up with some wine. Make sure you do this in the right order. Don't fuckin' put the stock in and then put the booze in. If the booze...just fuckin' don't.11 - So once the booze is cooked off a bit, add the tomato paste. Stir that through.12 - Next is the bit that I know fucks with your head but just trust me. Put the milk in and then add your stock, a good pinch of salt, a good crack of pepper, and bang in a couple of bay leaves. Give it a stir.13 - Turn the heat down, bang the lid on it, and cook it for fuckin' as long as you like. The longer you cook it the nicer it is. Minimum 45 minutes, maximum forever. Just keep giving it a stir every now and then it you'll be alright.14 - Right, so while that's cooking salt the fuck out of some boiling water and bang some pasta in it.15 - Check on your sauce. If it looks a bit dry, add some more stock to it.16 - If you look on the pasta package and it says 12 minute pasta I cook it for 11 minutes Better to undercook pasta then overcook.17 - Right, I'd drain the pasta bang it back in the pot, ladle in some sauce, give it a kick around in there, and fuckin' serve it up champ!18 - Grate a bit of cheese on it. Grate a lot of cheese on top.19 - Chop up a bit of parsley, if you like. Put some of that bullshit on it.Makes 26 servings at ~400 calories per servingCalories499Total Fat13gTotal Carbohydrate46gProtein16g#cooking #thisweeksmeals
(DIR) Post #AmGnpHvWD4RT0CH6Se by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2024-09-22T11:36:14Z
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So my EmuVR doesn't just do games. It'll allow you to watch videos. If you tell it to open a video, it'll spawn out a 90s era VCR and a VHS tape. Put it in the VCR, and you're watching TV in late 80s!
(DIR) Post #AmLp888Xu6XZsziTho by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2024-09-25T02:50:32Z
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There is a special place in heaven for chilli cheese dogs.
(DIR) Post #AmaWzCOWPdmsPbRiMa by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2024-10-02T04:23:16Z
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This is the best carne guisada I've ever made. And it better stay that way cause I'm going to be eating a lot of it.
(DIR) Post #Amk3jIsjZSGwoCFG0u by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2024-10-06T02:48:03Z
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Threads is quickly becoming The Mansplaining Social Media Service.
(DIR) Post #AmnORwA1TWw7velutc by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2024-10-08T06:41:47Z
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For those of you unable to see the Northern Lights, just pop in a copy of Super Street Fighter II Turbo and choose the England Stage. You're all set!
(DIR) Post #AmwJWrNEJO2fpx7OPw by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2024-10-12T09:10:25Z
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@Mondobizarrro - Abandoning Infocom's Z-Machine was a mistake.
(DIR) Post #An6uu8rt4bd6dl1RR2 by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2024-10-17T21:42:33Z
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Have you tried the Shrimp?
(DIR) Post #AnFPp8TFm5VZntGvrs by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2024-10-22T00:13:54Z
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So, there are people out there who really feel that I'm being paranoid about Trans Rights and that's why I don't want Trump in. So be it.This video will give you a very good VERY logical reason as to the MANY reasons why his Presidency is a Bad Thing. Not from a biased news source, not from people who will suffer from his Presidency. But from someone telling you WHY voting for him is bad Idea.I know I'm preaching to the 95% of the choir. This is for that 5% that still think he's a good idea.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bTpbDL5dcg
(DIR) Post #AnHqExrIq4f5XoPxGy by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2024-10-23T00:46:22Z
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(DIR) Post #ArAzQemzcXDN3Wi1Z2 by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2025-02-16T12:32:46Z
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I remember back in the days when 1080 HD Video was coming out that I thought animation wouldn't look much different. I was quickly proven wrong. A 1984 anime movie in 4K? It looks FREAKING AMAZING.
(DIR) Post #ArFwxCBleI1Lpyv9lY by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2025-02-18T21:49:02Z
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Dealer: So, for your next car we have these two models on the lot and ready to go. Which would your prefer?Jenn: The Sportruck, please. I'll pay cash.
(DIR) Post #ArIOthJp9WEUG9jICe by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2025-02-20T02:05:54Z
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(DIR) Post #ArTbborNyJFIfCbFLs by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2025-02-25T11:34:31Z
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Controversial Opinion Before BedThe Nintendo 3DS makes a better portable than the Nintendo Switch. Despite having beefier hardware, Switch is too big. 3DS, particularly the XL form factors are juuuust right.
(DIR) Post #Ax4gMEwD3N0dxre9E8 by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2025-08-11T21:03:30Z
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Had a dream where there was a company that made cereals whose tagline was "A moral part of this nutritious breakfast. "Is best seller was a cereal named "A Place Where Apples Could Be Sorry. "
(DIR) Post #Ax4iDSn0NsUEE6HfiS by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2025-08-11T23:11:00Z
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@picofarad - "Wake up to Kellogg's Corn Flakes! AND DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH YOUR THINGY!"
(DIR) Post #AxsyVsasUoIMdkPZFQ by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2025-09-05T03:52:14Z
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Which Jenn Dolari era did you meet me?1) That Mortal Kombat/Street Fighter Girl2) The Trans Activist3) The Webcomic Artist4) The Zelda/Nintendo Girl5) The Politically Motivated Gal6) The Professional Writer7) The Social Media Maven (which, to be fair, encompasses 1-6)
(DIR) Post #Ay7J7GnkArENjGyUoi by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2025-09-12T03:05:53Z
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@vriska - Sex 2: The Wrath of Cum
(DIR) Post #AyahkwwmOSK1rhyPoG by dolari@driveinsaturday.org
2025-09-26T06:12:40Z
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Spent the evening with the family, cooking some carne guisada, rice and tortillas. I've missed cooking for family. And missed being with them, too. :)