Posts by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
(DIR) Post #AheLNbBrTPhtVDHndY by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2024-05-02T09:42:51Z
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(DIR) Post #AheM989yi8FxMm4PLc by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2024-05-01T13:10:07Z
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There's a bit of a bottleneck on my way to work. Residents park outside their houses, yet the road isn't wide enough for parked cars and traffic. A cyclist dressed like he was on the Tour de France came hurtling up behind me even though he could see a line of stationary cars waiting to get past. Refusing to wait like the rest of the road users, he mounted the kerb and gave me a filthy look because he couldn't get down the inside of my car, rode past the parked cars, and, I presume, rejoined the road further down.This is why motorists dislike cyclists. The attitude of entitlement they seem to have is so annoying.
(DIR) Post #AheS3oim9iEhM5CCrA by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2024-05-04T08:36:40Z
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Yes, they do; you refuse to accept that. And your statistics are typical flawed data in an attempt to demonstrate some point.David Cameron: He fucked off like the spoiled brat he is because he didn't get his own way.Theresa May: While seeming to hold the reins, at least, was unable to make the horse go anywhere.Boris Johnson: He was actually worse than I thought he would be. There were a lot of people willing to forgive his shortcomings, given his flamboyant personality and the lovable buffoon persona; however, while we knew he was a bit dim, we didn't realise he was an absolute dumb fuck.Liz Truss: She was a great disappointment, but I'm not sure we can judge her fairly. I have a feeling others threw her under the bus. Even so, I'm not convinced she's PM material.Rishi Sunak: He basically picked up the poisoned chalice when he became PM; I'd have given him a fifty-fifty chance of turning things around. The problem was that once boils, such as the COVID inquiry, were lanced, all the puss came out, and the slippery slope could not stop.Unless we get a Tony Blair-type administration, there's going to be a lot of first-time voters in for a shock.I await your regular disagreement. ๐คฃ
(DIR) Post #AheTQOBR5XSbfFvcwK by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2024-05-03T11:50:32Z
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Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.I have eaten the Chicken Big Mac, large fries 5 cheesy bites and an orange juice.
(DIR) Post #AheaUEZTT4Mogpx8DY by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2024-05-04T08:14:48Z
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You're such a charmer. ๐คข
(DIR) Post #AheeQWmcDKMnpcaUUa by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2024-05-01T15:06:29Z
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What have I told you about trying to cater to everyone's preferences? It's impossible. The only solution is to have a one-size-fits-all narrative. ๐I had a Honda 70 back in 1983, rode it all the way to work in the snow and ice, all the way home in the snow and ice, went to get off it, and the dam thing fell on me and broke my leg! I hate bikes.
(DIR) Post #AhembzvL0d6l1peDkO by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2024-05-04T08:46:14Z
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Sadly, it's like celebrating being in the lifeboat of the Titanic!
(DIR) Post #AheoqQqTua5kUGO2IS by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2024-05-02T09:14:01Z
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I was voting for the Mayor, Police commissioner and local council.
(DIR) Post #Ahi2DeQFTsCS8MOkqG by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2024-05-09T08:04:35Z
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While walking the dog, I saw smoke over Cannock, which is eight miles away. ITV News says there's a massive fire, and businesses have been told to evacuate. Why couldn't it have been near our business?
(DIR) Post #AhuX4Ox53iUQ1TLN4a by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2024-05-15T09:12:46Z
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So, the theory being put forward by #ReformUK is a 20% tax relief on all private healthcare and insurance. The inference being that if more people take up private healthcare, there will be less demand on the #nhs. Sounds logical, right? The only problem is that we all know what will happen. If demand falls, so will the funding. Another "innovative?" idea is: "๐๐ถ๐ต ๐ธ๐ข๐ช๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ญ๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ด ๐ฃ๐บ ๐ถ๐ด๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐๐ & ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด๐ฆ๐ข๐ด ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ท๐ช๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด." so basically shipping our sick and injured to another country. #politics
(DIR) Post #Aie9Ttk4wmSykgIv3I by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2024-06-06T09:07:30Z
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Ha! Clueless Rayner strikes again!Labour pledge to build cancer centre that already exists!https://www.itv.com/news/border/2024-06-04/labour-pledge-to-build-cancer-centre-that-already-exists-in-carlisle#politics #generalection2024
(DIR) Post #AkwCid8TKQCRUHa8au by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2024-08-13T08:41:05Z
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So #labour and Kier Starmer have succeeded in scaring UK ๐ users into silence with 118 prison sentences handed out some of which are related to people making posts on Social Media. In the good old days, you could talk bollocks in a pub nowadays, you'll get two years for making an inaccurate post. ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐๐https://insidetime.org/newsround/government-says-cells-are-ready-for-rioters/
(DIR) Post #AlVE5b2GCepa7YmxzE by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2024-08-30T12:20:03Z
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After a five year hiatus, OggCamp is back in 2024!Ken Fallon of ๐๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ฃ๐๐ฏ๐น๐ถ๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ผ interviews Gary Williams about rebooting the OggCamp event.hpr4197:: https://hackerpublicradio.org/eps/hpr4197/index.html
(DIR) Post #AoRcS3FLTxVCML7npA by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2024-11-26T13:10:24Z
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evan@cosocial.caEvan Prodromou@evanPLEASE SHARE!The Social Web Devroom at FOSDEM 2025 will be the first time the conference has a track dedicated entirely to ActivityPub servers, Fediverse clients, libraries, apps, toolkits, services, etc.If you work on Fediverse software that is Free and Open Source, please consider submitting a proposal: pretalx.fosdem.org/fosdem-2025โฆThe deadline is December 1, 2024, so not much time remains. But proposals are very easy and quick!More info:socialwebfoundation.org/2024/1โฆ
(DIR) Post #Apm0dy5ZslDMhWW3M0 by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2025-01-04T20:51:24Z
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๐ฆ๐ป๐ผ๐ ๐จ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐๐ฒNo snow??#WMidlands #UKsnow #RedAlert
(DIR) Post #AqcVuEbqwZWk9talAe by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2025-01-30T09:46:46Z
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One thing that annoys me about the Internet is the volume of keyboard warriors who proclaim themselves to be the champions of morals and "Doing the right thing" Yet when Labour announces a third runway, a deafening silence descends regarding Climate Change.๐๐๐๐ถ๐บ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฏ๐ผ๐ป ๐๐ผ๐ผ๐๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ป๐ ๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ฅ๐๐ป๐๐ฎ๐:๐ซ If Heathrow's total airport emissions (Scope 3 included) are around 20 million tonnes COโe per year, and the two runways handle all flight activity, A single runway could account for roughly 10 million tonnes COโe per year (very rough estimate). Thus increasing the total to 30 Million tonnes.๐ฌIf the Conservatives had announced this, the web would have gone into meltdown!bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpql1wโฆ
(DIR) Post #AqcVuFsYDyTi5yPbpw by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2025-01-30T13:04:11Z
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For me, it looks like a lot of Smoke & Mirrors. I can't fathom how the voter falls for one minute, "We'll raise business NI to get some money in." the next telling everyone "We want to work closely with businesses."These proposals are simply paper lanterns that will probably go up in smoke. Given it's going to take at least ten years for work to start and another fifteen years to complete, I suspect Labour's idea is to gain maximum kudos today for the idea, knowing full well the Tories or A-another will get into power and cancel it long before the first shovel of soil is turned.
(DIR) Post #ArRqA8ZM395IashFkO by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2025-02-24T15:10:42Z
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๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ: My graphics card has stopped working.๐ฆ๐๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฟ๐: We'll reinstall the driver.๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ: That didn't work.๐ฆ๐๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฟ๐: Hang on, how are you getting a desktop?๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ: The one screen works but not the other.๐ฆ๐๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฟ๐: So the card is working?๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ: I kicked the cable, and now the one screen doesn't work.๐ฆ๐๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฟ๐: So reinstalling the driver was pointless, you may have damaged the port.๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ: I'll buy another card from Amazon.๐ฆ๐๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฟ๐: Umm? OK.๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ: I fitted the new card, and that doesn't work either!๐ฆ๐๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฟ๐: What?๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ: Only one screen works!๐ฆ๐๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฟ๐: I'm coming to you tomorrow, I'll need to physically see it.๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ: It's working now.I bet he'd pulled the cable out of the monitor, or he hadn't pushed the cable in enough. ๐ ๐คฆ๐
(DIR) Post #AruHz15rBhcArJqY08 by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2025-03-10T09:03:54Z
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So much for the Tories cutting benefits.Remember children, you voted for em'.#politics #Labournews.sky.com/story/minister-paโฆ
(DIR) Post #ArujB8i1OeO4iQhddg by dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
2025-03-10T09:17:58Z
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"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country."