Posts by deankarrier@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #9xIy3oGKrS20Jloto8 by deankarrier@mastodon.social
2018-06-11T14:24:47Z
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The only thing different between eating your girlfriends pie or her pussy, is the crust
(DIR) Post #APmSnl7THV58YXAQN6 by deankarrier@mastodon.social
2022-11-20T02:10:23Z
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@stux appreciation for the hard work
(DIR) Post #APwDqRo3x5ZmicLErw by deankarrier@mastodon.social
2022-11-23T10:12:14Z
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Me: *making a phone call* why won’t they answer Me: *receiving a phone call* why are they calling
(DIR) Post #AQGDANeosF5yqj9pmC by deankarrier@mastodon.social
2022-11-28T18:24:52Z
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Nephew: [crying in line for Santa photo] Me: what's wrong? Nephew: He scares me Me: why? are you [turns to camera] Claustrophobic?#dak
(DIR) Post #AQdDn1xzvDcTVSdVNA by deankarrier@mastodon.social
2022-12-15T12:50:36Z
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Her: do that thing I likeMe: *sits in silence*
(DIR) Post #AQdpbIsoztw0kt3AkS by deankarrier@mastodon.social
2022-12-15T14:12:10Z
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I may not be popular online, but offline I'm also not popular
(DIR) Post #AQhvHpEeNd9levCB1c by deankarrier@mastodon.social
2022-12-17T17:34:48Z
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Sending a text is the most efficient way to say "I love you, just not enough to call."
(DIR) Post #AQqHRWLXDSD2EC7hR2 by deankarrier@mastodon.social
2022-12-15T23:22:40Z
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[interview] HR: Can you give me an example of your problem solving skills Me: I was fired from my last job and now i'm applying for this one