Posts by davidbcohen@twit.social
(DIR) Post #Aa4Z2jQ3SDuKNX0BuK by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-09-23T22:29:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Because Belinda Carlisle (who owns it) must fancy you.
(DIR) Post #AaCv0MA2i2CFvBSrmS by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-09-27T23:13:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Orangutans are remarkable. One even managed to get himself elected as US President, though sadly it turned out he wasn’t very good at it.
(DIR) Post #AaEO3zJwf8Dy4R8kvA by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-09-28T16:13:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts I like this Jared Leto even less than the last one because he didn’t name his band 30 Seconds to Ares.
(DIR) Post #AaVV7KPbGaZdmEV9e4 by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-10-06T22:23:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts I do t believe you because their is no cat in that picture.
(DIR) Post #AaeZBLgUQHKrQRTmAC by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-10-11T07:20:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sounds very Fishy to me.
(DIR) Post #AafafE8DMYIrnhDaOu by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-10-11T19:12:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts They also pluck flowers and use them in their nests to make letters spelling words like MUM and GRANDAD
(DIR) Post #AahufxKHiV6LMvPP1M by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-10-12T22:05:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts In my experience, experts is geopolitical conflicts use grown up methods of communicating, where nuanced arguments, critical peer review and adult debate are the norm.Anyone arguing on social media about these matters is at best a turd.
(DIR) Post #Ab6NHQWjPqHFjSnvLk by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-10-24T17:19:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dude, Scary Spice does not need to get tooled up for robbing.
(DIR) Post #AbUZGqniXbo9OFdn9M by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-11-05T09:26:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts You need a big expensive Patreon tier for people who want to dictate your joke topics, perhaps? That would pay for some Microsoft Paint training too! #LemonadeFromLemons
(DIR) Post #AcJIAvGyT6n300KBkG by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-11-29T20:45:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ammunition and a scope, then. He could have just asked for that, the tedious little bugger.
(DIR) Post #AcbeTNmpmZA959xDMW by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-12-08T17:20:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts That guy on the left is clearly Fishy with a mask on.
(DIR) Post #Ad6jHeWR7hRpduUOmG by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-12-23T17:09:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Considering how much meat we are all about to eat on Monday that is actually quite appropriate.
(DIR) Post #AkfDlsjQb0fYzefBY0 by davidbcohen@twit.social
2024-08-05T17:36:46Z
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@stux @briankrebs I am sure it is just an unintentional coincidence that a swastika is an X with an extra right angle line on each corner
(DIR) Post #AnnBPTHeScIDshr8xE by davidbcohen@twit.social
2024-11-07T07:24:19Z
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@xkcd And now we are back in a time without brains again. The circle is complete.
(DIR) Post #Atcm4fYzvjMnisGBsW by davidbcohen@twit.social
2025-04-30T16:31:58Z
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@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey
(DIR) Post #AzmFbyxHEePBb8KXSq by davidbcohen@twit.social
2025-10-31T18:50:10Z
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@lol @TheBreadmonkey @_dunnster They grow your pipeline. Kind of like Viagra, I assume, but using PowerPoint. Must be porn slides.
(DIR) Post #AznZorkpVlHJGrtBKa by davidbcohen@twit.social
2025-11-01T10:23:05Z
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@meatlotion @sarajw @miffyhelen Nah - that’s when you open your first Christmas tin of Quality Street
(DIR) Post #B1O64KeKfkAo0jxF5M by davidbcohen@twit.social
2025-12-18T23:06:05Z
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@futurebird @Nickiquote We must not talk about this.Too much discussion online and some asswipe tech bro will get wind of it, then go and pipe it all out to cool his goddamn AI datacentre
(DIR) Post #B1u4YioJgwk1FbSb6e by davidbcohen@twit.social
2024-01-16T18:18:32Z
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@andrewt My memory palace is closed for refurbishment, and if it ever re-opens they’ll charge me an entry fee.
(DIR) Post #B2Vzft8ky8L2L7xjM0 by davidbcohen@twit.social
2026-01-21T16:24:17Z
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@futurebird @Nickiquote From what I see on the London Underground this is a major trend. Either that or people are too lazy and cheap to get the screen on “THEIR FAVOURITE AND MOST USED THING IN THEIR WORLD” fixed. 🤷♂️