Posts by dankwraith@monads.online
(DIR) Post #9rVOIEZexnL7dUlH84 by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-01-29T20:57:42Z
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birds dont actually use their wings to fly. they just have invisible balloons attached to them
(DIR) Post #9rYim1XijjSL8qP05I by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-01-30T23:54:47Z
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icefrog: pay me to make dota for youblizzard: noicefrog: ok*valve makes billions on dota*blizzard: clearly the problem here is that we allowed people to own their modding ideas.
(DIR) Post #9rYjC7NNfgZYlK0abQ by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-01-31T00:09:19Z
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lmao at the french cops getting beat up by firefighters after tear gassing them. sorry boys aint nobody gonna be on your side for this one
(DIR) Post #9raD6qNsbx7wOibS88 by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-02-01T04:49:42Z
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small brain: var x = yuniverse brain: var x = abs(y) * (y < 0) ? -1 : 1
(DIR) Post #9rbToeOWLIMoNXm0Js by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-02-01T17:37:52Z
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green yoshi - can grab and swallow things with his tonguered yoshi - can shoot fireballsblue yoshi - can flyorange yoshi - can synthesize the works of edouard siddon with buddhism
(DIR) Post #9rbXJ7kY43VhyMIbSK by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-02-01T18:28:44Z
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im gonna invent a machine that uploads billionaires brains to a computer but it actually just kills them and runs AI dungeon 2
(DIR) Post #9rcQYkld35soXgMyBM by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-02-02T03:58:12Z
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went to the mountains today
(DIR) Post #9rdS4SYWaVvcRJsmbg by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-02-02T18:14:36Z
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the only super bowl i care about is the one im packing right now
(DIR) Post #9reAbddu6ObE1xWEgC by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-02-03T01:44:52Z
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wowza starship is really nice
(DIR) Post #9reAbdqJMGWYeRK91E by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-02-03T01:45:15Z
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https://starship.rs/
(DIR) Post #9reFyroC6CdoOfEB2u by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-02-02T01:24:02Z
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its gonna rule when stack overflow finally bankrupts itself and 90% of all software company productivity grinds to a halt
(DIR) Post #9rfPdUChrJ45o563Bg by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-02-03T06:09:18Z
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@hope american academia is so dismissive about religion it is truly wild to me
(DIR) Post #9rfTNHUfkNQtZP1osy by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-02-03T17:42:04Z
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i hope sanders wins tonight if for no other reason than experiencing the schadenfreude of every health insurance executive shitting their pants simultaneously
(DIR) Post #9rg4wig0N2J0Jc5gGW by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-02-04T00:45:31Z
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my coworkers think i am organized and level headed because they've never seen my account on here
(DIR) Post #9rgKUy70zCvJLXVtpI by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-02-04T03:39:35Z
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i say this with all due respect for my profession: most programmers are worse than dogshit at their job
(DIR) Post #9rgOJTPnB1RQlw4RKS by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-02-04T04:22:06Z
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JEB!
(DIR) Post #9rgpcBcwEYDprtMpFo by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-02-04T09:28:11Z
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europeans have weird hours. why are they always awake at 2AM? wild
(DIR) Post #9rhhOFMwv25Mwdgs9Q by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-02-04T19:28:38Z
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*watching a nationalized economy build a hospital in six days* god i wish that were me
(DIR) Post #9rhhOFwOnERSiaHBPE by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-02-04T19:31:00Z
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probably the most grating thing about living under neoliberalism is its constant insistence that it is the most efficient system while watching literally everything in my life decay and stall due to general intransigence and incompetence
(DIR) Post #9rhmjM3xj5s1Ybh5CC by dankwraith@monads.online
2020-02-04T19:12:36Z
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me reading about the butlerian jihad in dune: thats silly, why would people want to destroy all computersme after living through the 2010s: ah